The Naruto gang sat in their own chair uncomfortately.
Naruto:When's the mail!?!
Shino:When is the mail...
Naruto:I know!That what I asked!
Shino:(slapped forehead)
Shikamaru:Mail time...
Shikamaru:Alright,this is one first...
Sasuke:
How long does it take you to do your hair in the morning?
From,
He-Didn't-Betray-Us
Sasuke:(cooly)Only 30 minutes...
The box's wall got closer,squishing the crew.
Kiba:Aghh!What's happening!?!
Neji:It seemed that if you lie,this box will we squish us...Sasuke,tell the truth!!
Sasuke:Alright!It take me about 3 hours!On a lucky day,1 hr.!I have to comb it exactly 1000 times,apply a lot of hairgel,and make sure it is perfect!
The wall was still getting closer.
Sasuke:And I admire my hair in the mirror!And talk to it!That's it!
The box return to normal.
Naruto:Haha!Sasuke is obsessed with his hair!
Sasuke:Shut up,dobe!!
Shikamaru:This is the next letter...
Shino:
It is weird when the buggies in you come out?
And I give poor Neji some peanut butter with a little bit of top shelf vodca.
From,
rebbeca
Shino:It does feel a little bit wierd,the way they are gnawing holes in your skin,they way they eat your chalkra,the way they open your skin,but...you will get used to it,besides,that what the coat is for...
Neji:Peanut butter!!!!
Chouji:Can I have some?
Neji:No!!This Peanut butter is mine!!!
Chouji:Give it!(grab peanut butter)
Neji:No!!(pulled back)It's mine!!
The two boys wrestled into the ground.
Shikamaru:How troublesome...
Ino:Ooh!Ooh!This letter!!
Shikamaru:
When are you going to ask Ino out? ...you obviously like her.
Sasuke:
I've captured Itachi for you and he's tied up in my closet...so you can killed him now.-
Sakura:
Why do you dye your hair pink? ...everybody know your hair isn't natural.
Naruto:
Hinata has a crush on you...so ask her out already!
Ino:
Do you have a crush on Shikamaru?And if you do...ask him out already!
Shino:
Take your sunglasses off.
Kiba:
Are your triangles on your face make-up?
Chouji:
Stop eating so much!
Lee:
Why don't you pluck your eyebrows?
Neji:
Just so you know,you might want to start running cause my friend has an evil plan to kill you.
From,
BehindTheHazelEyes
Neji:Friend?What friend?
Someone suddenly showed up in front of him.
Friend:Oh,Neji!We are going to play Live or Die!!!
Neji:No!!I'm trapped in the corner of the box!!No!!!
While Neji is getting beat up badly,the crew looked uncomfortable.
Shikamaru:Umm...I might like Ino just a little bit...might.
Sasuke:No!!!I'm trap in this box when I can be killing Itachi right now!!Please keep him in your closet!!Wait for me!!
Sakura:It came natural(the box started to get closer)If I dye it would be because pink is my favorite color!!(box return to normal)
Ino:Umm...a little bit.But,he is too lazy and I will be loyal to Sasuke always!!!(cough)I love Shikamaru.(cough)
Kiba:No,this is not makeup!!!This is my trademark!!I am not gay!!
Chouji:(eating the peanut butter)No comment.
Lee:No!!These eyebrow are youthful and make me look like Gai-sensei,my idol!!!
Everyone:(stare at Shino)
Shino:Ummm...
Naruto:Come on,Shino!!
Shino:That is not a question...
Kiba:Charge!!!!!!!
The crew grab Shino and tied him to his chair while Sakura grab his glasses.
Sakura:Got them!!
Shino:...(decided that it was no big deal,opens eyes)
Everyone jaws dropped,and silence happened between them.
Kiba:...Shino...
Shino:What?
Kiba:Your eyes...
Shino:What about them?
Kiba:They're..
Shino:They're what?
Kiba:They're..
Shino:What?
Kiba:They're...
Sasuke:Kiba! Just spit it out, fool!
Kiba:They're really...beautiful.
Shino: O.o
Sakura:Those eyes make you look sexy...
Shino:O.o
Shino:That's it,this is why I wear them...
Shino:Give me back my sunglasses.
Sakura:Uhhh...
Shino:I said give it to me.
Sakura:(give back his glasses)
Shino:(put glasses on)Thank you and please untie me now...
Gang:(obeyed as they were his slaves)
Sasuke:Nooo!First,I'm trapped here!Then,I reveal my secret!And now,Shino is hotter than me!What if the girls like him more!?!This can't be happening!!!!
Tenten:Naruto,you're next.
Naruto:Oh!Well,let me see it.
Hinata:(grab letter and rip it to shreds)
Shino:Now if only she did that to my question.
Naruto:Hinata!!!That was my question!!
Hinata:I'm sorry,Naruto,I don't know what came over me...
Back to Neji.
Neji:If I don't move,she might go away...
Friend:That was fun!(poof out)
Neji:Oooooowwww...
Naruto:Ha!Neji got whipped!
Neji:It doesn't count!She sneak up on me!If she didn't,I'd go POW and BAM!And then KERPOW!
Chouji:Says you.
Neji:Give me back my peanut butter!!!
Chouji:Too late,(lick the last peanut butter)already gone.
Neji:T-T
Shino:Next letter,please...
Naruto:
Do u have a crush on Hinata?if you do,when are you going to ask her out?
Hinata:
Do u have a crush on Naruto?
Naruto:(grab Hinata's head while reading his question so she won't rip it to shreds )Hinata is kind of pretty,and she is really nice to me,but I don't know how she feels!She just faints on me!
Kiba:You still don't know!OMG,everyone knows about Hinata's crush but you,Naruto,have not figure it out!You got to be the worst ninja around!
Naruto:That's a bold statement for someone who got beaten by the worst ninja!
Kiba:Oh!That's it!Bring it on!!
Naruto:Ding-dong,delivery for Kiba,it's brought!!(jumped on Kiba)
Kiba:I'll show you!(kick Naruto's stomach)
Hinata:I like Naruto...
The walls came closer.
Hinata:Okay!Okay!I love Naruto,but he probably doesn't feel the same way...
Sakura:Maybe he'll like you now.
Naruto:(still wrestling with Kiba)1,2,3,ding-ding-ding!I win!
Sakura:Never mind.I think we're finish...
The gang:(waits)
Sasuke:Aren't we supposed to be out!?!We answered their questions!
Shikamaru:How troublesome...
Kakashi:(walks in door)I swear this door was suppose to lead me to the bookstore.It said so on the sign...
Gang:Kakashi!?!
Kakashi:Yo...
Naruto:What are you doing here!?!
Kakashi:I was just walking and spotted a door with a sign that read:Konoha Bookstore!I heard they had a new edition of my books so I went in.
Kiba:There was a door here all this time!?!
Sakura:Open it,Kakashi!
Kakashi:(try door,the knob rattled and rolled off the floor)...We're locked in...
Neji:(using sarcasm)Oh,geez,really?
Sasuke:(banging on door)Let me outta here!!Let me out!
Tenten:Wait,do you hear something?
Sasuke:Yes,that is my heart crying...
Tenten:No,listen...there's someone calling us...
Shino:Yes,I hear it too...(press ear on door)It's Gai.He looking for us...
Lee:Gai-sensei!
Outside:
Gai:Lee!!Where are you!?!Where are my youthful students!?!
Inside:
Lee:Gai-sensei!We're trapped in this youthful box!!
Neji:There's nothing youthful about this place!
Sasuke:Gai!!Let me out!!Can you hear me!?!
Outside:
Gai:(Looks at bookstore)My youthful ears aren't working right.I hear them but they would never be in that bookstore!(gasp)The new edition of:How To Defeat Your Enternal Rival is finally here!!I must get it before they runs out!(runs to bookstore)
Inside:
Shino:(steps away from door)It's quiet,too quiet...
Lee:Why do you say that,Shino?
Shino:I thought you knew Gai...
Lee:What do you mea-(gasp)-you're right!Gai-sensei isn't saying anything youthful!
Naruto:(press ear on the door)What happened?!?
Shikamaru:Naruto,I think you should step away from the door...
Naruto:And why is that?
Shikamaru:Because someone might slam open the door and since you're there then-(Gai slam open the door and smash Naruto on the wall) -...never mind...
Gai:(slam close the door)Where is the book!?!
Lee:Gai-sensei!!
Gai:Lee!!
Lee:Gai-sensei!!
Gai:Lee!!
Lee:Gai-sensei!!
Gai:Lee!!
Lee:Gai-sensie!!
Gai:Lee!!
Sasuke:(angry that Gai closed the door)Gai!!
Gai:Sasuke..?
Kakashi:Gai!!
Gai:Kakashi!?!
Kiba:(disappointed)Gai...
Lee:(angrily)Kiba!
Ino:Sasuke!!
Sakura:(angrily)Ino!!
Ino:(angrily)Sakura!!
Shikamaru:Ino...
Chouji:Peanut butter...yum...
Neji:Chouji...T-T
Tenten:Neji!!
Hinata:Naruto...
Naruto:(happily)Ramen!!
Shino:WILL YOU BE QUIET!?!?!
Gang:(silence)Shino is scary when he yells...
Shino:Good...
Shino:Listen and listen good...
Gang:(nodded)
Shino:We are stuck here and will not be able to get out until we do the author's bidding...
Shino:It might take several chapters to get out of here...
Shino:But right now,I need for you to be sane...will you do it?
Sakura:If you take off your glasses again,we'll do it,right guys?
Gang:Right!
Shino:(sighs)Alright...(takes off glasses)
Girls:(drool)
Boys:(growls)
Gai and Kakashi:Whoa...now there is a surprise...
Shino:(puts on glasses)There,now will you behave...?
Gang:(nodded)
Shino:Good...
Shino:(turn to readers)I need you to get us outta here,please reviews for more question,but please not for me...
Tenten:Ask him to take off his coat!
Shino:Don't say that!Please,I beg of you,no questions for me...