Short and sweet

by Make FFN Sensible Again

This is a series of short crackfics that I wrote. It's inspired by Microfics, Recodan's collection of Naruto crackfics. The style is somewhat similar, but the plot is different.

2. Poison Ivy

Note: This one has some elements borrowed from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Kudos to Jim Carrey.

We find one of our heroes, Brock Harrison, at Professor Oak's Lab. Apparently Brock had a sudden urge to show the old goat (i.e. Prof. Oak) some pictures.

"You notice anything Professor?"

"Not really. All I see is Professor Ivy's rear."

"Are you blind Professor? You don't notice the bulge in her panties?"

"Well I'll be. I never knew Dr. Ivy had hemorrhoids."

"Those aren't hemorrhoids! That's Mr. Winky, her pet Ekans!" Professor Oak's eyed widened.

"Please excuse me for a moment." Professor Oak darted to the bathroom.

You could hear the sound of an old goat spewing chunks.

To Be Continued….

To sum it up: this is why Brock ran away from Professor Ivy.