Me: Ok. I finally finished Chapter One.

Britain: Hey, can you please get to the story, I want to get back home lady.

Me: Ok. Geez. Here is Chapter One, I hope you like it!


Britain's P.O.V.

Oh great. I'm stuck in a weird and idiotic world where kids do nothing all day except catching and training Pokémon. I thought. What the hell is Pokémon anyways? And what was this mere lad doing with my Flying Mint Bunny?

My thoughts were then interrupted by some rustling in the grass.

"A wild Pokémon!" shouted Ash.

"A wild Pokémon?!" I yelled, backing up. Just then, a Liepard sprang out of the grass and attacked me.

Ash's P.O.V.

"Ahhhhh!" Britain screamed, laying on the dirt, half-dazed. "What the Hell!"

"Whoa Britain. Language. Are you okay?" I asked, checking for wounds.

"Hell. Does it look like I'm okay?"

"No."

The Liepard hissed and stood up, on its two hind legs and a blue aura surrounded it.

"What the-" I said, with my mouth wide open.

Poof! The Liepard transformed into a tall man with shoulder-length blonde hair.

"Ohonhonhon." The man laughed, with an unmistakable French accent.

"Oi! Hell! France!" Britain yelled.

"You guys know each other?" I asked.

"Unfortunately, we do." Britain mumbled. "Ash, meet Francis Bonehead. He represents France."

France's P.O.V.

"It's Francis Bonnefoy, Britain." I said, correcting him.

"I know." Britain mumbled back.

"How did I get here?' I asked. "One moment I was making some of my delicious soufflé, then Poof! I'm a magnificent purple leopard, and then I end up here." (How often do you hear that sentence?)

"Well then, I guess I have to take you two (idiots) home." Ash cut in.


France: The chapter's done already?! I want to get home and away from Arthur Knucklehead.

Britain: I heard that!

France: Ohonhonhon~

Me: Hey! You guys, stop arguing like kindergarteners and act like grown men!

I hope you enjoyed Chapter One! Chapter Two is coming up! Please Review!