Muscle Man Jungus Bungus emerged from the rubble of the destroyed blue phone box.
He would not die that easily. He would live and fight. But what he was fighting for he did not know, because he couldn't watch the Doctor Who television show without losing his mind from the painful boredom he felt. He'd always stop watching 5 minutes in to move on to much cooler activities, such as lifting weights, watching a sport game, eating nachos, or doing all the above at the same time.
Muscle Man Jungus Bungus decided in the end that he would keep the world safe from aliens and time monsters, because that seemed to be the most logical thing to do.
He said in his usual, manly voice, "Siri, show me how to time travel in the phone box!"
Siri replied, "CHIMICHANGAS!" so the new Doctor Who ran into the nearest box and said "CHIMIGHANGAS" as loud as he could. Soon he found himself in a jungle, and in front of him was 10 dinosaurs, all of which Jungus Bungus beat up with his powerful fists.
When he was finished he returned to the box and came back home safely, only to find out he was in Harry Potter land with the school of magic and wizards and shit. That one talking hat thing was there too, and it was ugly as sin.
Muscle Man Jungus Bungus fell to his knees and wept bitterly. He had altered time, and now the world was in a dark, terrible place. He was paying the consequences for not being careful in his travels. He had set in motion a butterfly-effect that he wasn't sure he could reverse. The world he loved and knew was gone, and was now a place void of great, cool things like American football and nachos.
He knew he had to fix this. But could he really fix a mess as big as this?