Harry! Thank Merlin you're here.

Why didn't you tell me that you were in the Hospital Wing? And why aren't you talking?

That Pansy Parkinson hexed me after I called Malfoy a prat.

Why hasn't Madam Pomfrey undone it yet?

She said that it's some kind of spell that she hasn't seen before.

How would Pansy be smart enough to know an unheard-of spell? Her skull's about as hollow as Crabbe and Goyle's are.

I dunno. But Madam Pomfrey said she's bringing back some fool-proof potion.

Cool. Hey, I'll bring you a sandwich during lunch, but right now I have to go to Charms.

Wait! Can you tell Pansy something for me?

Depends. I'd rather not get hexed. What do you want me to tell her?

I don't know. Something . . . snarky.

Like, "you're a prat"?

Naw, something more insulting.

Dude, if you don't tell me what to say, then I'm gonna go.

Fine! Just tell her she's a prat.

Got it. Bye.

Bye.

Thanks for reading! This post is based off of the suggestion made by Pixelfish. Thanks, Pixelfish! :) Anyway, please comment any suggestions you have, and I'll try to make a chapter! Smell ya later!