AN: Hi again! I am so sorry for not writing earlier! You all must hate me! Well, my dad was out of town and I was busy with some important work, so. Anyways, this is the next chapter, so enjoy!
Chapter 2
PuckabrinaLuva Shanji: Hi everyone and welcome back to Startling Secrets! This episode we will be continuing to interview our favorite characters, so say hellllooo to Percy Jackson!
Teenage Girls in Audience: I love Perccyy! (Faint)
Male Audience Members: Ookkaay…
Percy Jackson: Hey people! What's up!
PuckabrinaLuva Shanji: Hey! Percy! I give my heartwarming welcome to you for coming in tonight-on air in Startling Secrets!
(Chorus sings to a tune)
Percy: Thanks! (Sits down next to Annabeth immediately)
PuckabrinaLuva Shanji: (smirks) Well, nice choice of couch mates I should say, Percy!
Percy: (blushes) I-I-I…I…Annabeth…..But!
Annabeth: (Face turns red) He…I..Didn't-
Audience: (Grins Smugly)
PuckabrinaLuva Shanji: Ahem, after my adequate observation, I think we must have embarrassed, ahem, deeply embarrassed our guests. Let's continue. So Percy, tell u about your life !
Percy: (after regaining his dignity) Well, I am Perseus Jackson and my father since I was extremely young has abandoned me, in a sense. From then on, my mom took complete charge of my life and did a great job handling her family. She has done a lot for me and I have always wondered why my dad would leave such a loyal woman. That is, until I found out about Camp Half-Blood. Since then, I've been through quests, adventures, journeys, and battled a lot of strange creatures. I found out that my dad is Poseidon, which makes sense because water gives a very soothing feeling to me. I have made extremely loyal friends and gained a lot of respect.
PuckabrinaLuva Shanji: Wow! What a long history!
Annabeth: (mutters, smiling) Same old Seaweed Brain.
PuckabrinaLuva Shanji: What was that Annie?
Annabeth: (blushes, then glares) Nothing! And stop calling me that!
PuckabrinaLuva Shanji: Okay, ANNIE, lets talk about your relationship with "Seaweed Brain".
Annabeth & Percy: (glare, then immediately start blushing at the word relationship)
Percy: Uhh..umm…..we're not dating or anything! She's just….a good…friend…and whatnot!
Annabeth: Yeah, nice going Seaweed Brain!
Percy: Let's see you make up any better ideas!
Audience: Snicker loudly
PuckabrinaLuva Shanji: Making up ideas, are we, young demigods?
Percy & Annabeth: Uhhh ( start madly blushing)
PuckabrinaLuva Shanji: Okay, enough drama!
(Suddenly, a very familiar looking dictator comes up, wearing something very, ahem, EXTREMELY, traumatizing)
General Leader Aladeen (Dictator): My name is surely A-la-deen, but people call me a Alison Burger! I am also calleeedd Ladez Wushroom!
Wohoo! KIM JONG IL!
Audience: O.o (Blocks out moment from memory)
PuckabrinaLuva Shnaji: Aladeen? Where the hell did you come here! Seeccuurriittyy!
Aladeen: You see, I was talking to this peasant about my x-box, and suddenly Al Qaeda bursts into my room and attacks me! WITH JUSTIN BIEBER POSTERS! I thought they were blackmailing me! I thought " How did they find out about me and Bieber!
PuckabrinaLuva Shanji: (almost faltering and is traumatized) HOW DID YOU END UP HERE! YOU'RE MAKING ME LOSE MY VIEWERS WITH YOUR HELL OF A THONG! SECURITY!
Aladeen: (continues obliviously) I'm not done, then one of the Al Qaeda dudes comes up and mist is seen inside his stone cold eyes! He recited a prophecy saying that I have to meet this Fanfiction Writer called PuckabrinaLuva Shanji or the whole world will see me in my with the Biebs!
Security: Okay, security coming through!
PuckabrinaLuva Shanji: Took you long enough! Catch him!
Aladeen: Teeheehee! You'll never catch me! I'm the Aladeen-bread man! And Aladeen-bread man does not surrender to a bunch of SCHMOOPIES!
Audience: O.o
PuckabrinaLuva Shaji: Phew, security FINALLY got a hold of him. So sorry folks, but random people appear on my episodes for an unknown reason. We'll leave it to the scientists to discover it.
Percy & Annabeth: (shocked and slightly red)
PuckabrinaLuva Shanji: Sorry lovebirds, totally forgot about you guys. We'll have to have you next time, where all of you will meet another one of my favorite couples! Good night and good-bye!
Audience: (still bewildered and in shock) (slowly exits)
AN: So, Howdya like it? I hope ya did! I really enjoyed writing this. Please review! I feel so encouraged!
