The Legend Of The Derpi-Turtle

by KatKit441

(this takes place right after 'If Catnip Were To Be Eaten') The cat of the forest are Growing... SANE! now, only one thing can save them, the legendary Derpi-Turtle! It is trapped in a fortress of sane cats, so only an "elite" team of warriors can save it! jam packed with fourth-wall breaks, it is the second book in the 'If Catnip Were To Be Eaten' series! Rated T just in case

2. Chapter 2 - Questing

-Chapter 2: Questing! (and other random stuff)-

"HEY! EVERYBODY IN DIS CLAN! GET YO' STOOPID BUTTS OVER HERE!" yelled Mr. Taco

"OKAY MOM! I'M COMING!" yelled MLGkit

"I'M NOT YOUR MOM! I'M YOUR GRANDMA!" yelled Mr. Taco

"Wait! I have had a message from the iMessage app- I mean, CCC!" said Jayfeather

"WHAT IS IT?" asked Sassypants

"One, I am now CottonCandySpeaker, two, we have a PROPHECY!" he answered

"Shouldn't your name be StickObsesser?" asked Chickenwing

"DONT. TALK. ABOUT. MY. STICK." growled CottonCandySpeaker

"WHAT IS DA PROPHECY?" asked Sassypants

"Shouldn't you already know? What with your fourth wall breaking abilities an' all" pointed out Mr. Taco

"I should, but Storywriter has done a very good job at hiding the details from me. I knew that there was a prophecy, but I didn't know the details of the prophecy." countered Sassypants

"poopbut?" asked Poopbut

"The prophecy goes: But meets But

MLG prevails

The Turtle to save

MLG saves their tails,

The fourth wall will break

And their butts will light

The sanity is growing.

Especially in the night" recited CottonCandySpeaker

"WHAT the HECK does that even MEAN!?" Screamed MLGkit

"No one knows, the main reason for the prophecy is so storywriter can make, like, a million chapters of filler.." answered Sassypants

"That makes sense" said MLGkit

"We must go on a quest!" said Mr. Taco

"WE KNOW!" yelled MLGkit

"We will have: Me, Sassypants, MountainDewLeaf, Doritofur, DatFaceDoe,-" began Mr. Taco

"NO!" said MLGkit "If the leader is going, we must have the deputy stay at the clan"

"Oh, makes sense, anyways, we will also have Pokerface, Squishypelt, and lastly, probably the MOST important member of our team, the genius himself…" began Mr. Taco

"YES!" yelled ButtFishKit

"BUTTKIT!" yelled Mr. Taco

"WHAT?!" Screeched ButtFishKit

"BUTTKIT! BUTTKIT! BUTTKIT!" chanted the entire clan

"Thank you, thank you very much, thank you!" said Buttkit, doing a perfect impression of Elvis Presley

"Did you steal that line from Elvis?" asked someone

"Yes, yes I did" replied Buttkit, doing a perfect impression of Phineas from Phineas and Ferb

"Did you steal that line from Phineas and Ferb?" asked someone else

"YUP!" answered Buttkit

"YAAAAAAAY!" everyone in the MagiCrowdOfCoolness cheered