Let's bring an angel into the RWBY-verse! Of course, this is just a parody of the first few RWBY episodes.
Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY. It belongs to Rooster Teeth and the late and great Monty Oum.
"This is so awesome!" said a blonde-haired girl who wears a tan vest with gold piping over a yellow, low-cut crop top with a black crest that resembles a burning heart. The vest has puffy cap sleeves with black cuffs. On the sides of the cuffs, there are two small, golden buttons. She wears a brown belt with a buckle, a pouch, and a small banner-like object. The same burning heart crest appears on this banner, except golden in color. She wears black shorts under her belt, which resembles a pleated skirt in the back. Over the short shorts but under the belt is a white, asymmetrical back skirt. Aside from an orange infinity scarf around her neck, she has no discernible jewelry. She wears brown, knee-high platform boots that appear to be made of leather, with orange socks of different lengths. Her left leg also has a gray, bandana-like object wrapped around the top of her boot. She wears fingerless black gloves underneath her weapons, which resemble two yellow mechanized gauntlets with a black design. She grabbed Ruby and pulled her into a hug. "I can't believe my baby sister is coming to Beacon with me!"
"Yang…" said a young, silver-eyed girl dressed in a black blouse and a skirt with red trimmings, complete with a red cloak. Her entire outfit is made up of various shades of red and black, with black as the primary color on the main suit and red on the cloak. Even her shoulder-length hair is black, with a red tint to it. She has cross-shaped pins holding her cloak to her shirt. Around her waist is a belt with a silver rose buckle which holds large cartridges in individual loops, as well as a magazine pouch. "Can't breathe! Ruby can't breathe!"
"Sorry!" said Yang, pulling away from Ruby, who took in a deep breath of air. "I'm just so proud of you!" She sniffled and wiped a tear out of her eye. "It seems like just yesterday I was helping you learn your ABCs and now you're all grown up…" She choked back a sob. "They grow up so fast… I promised myself I wouldn't cry!"
"Remnant to Yang! I'd hate to interrupt your moment, but—" Yang quickly composed herself and gave Ruby her undivided attention. "I'm only here to learn how to fight Grimm! And I don't wanna attract attention to myself! I just wanna be normal…"
"'Normal?' Rubes, we're a bunch of teenagers who were given weapons of mass destruction as children who are trying to defend our world from evil monsters with bones on their outsides. Not much is normal there."
"Okay, well, as normal as any other person…"
"The robbery last night was conducted by notorious outlaw Roman Torchwick." the news reporter says. "Torchwick continues to evade authorities, who would like to ask that, if you see Torchwick, you don't attack him like this crazy asshole with wings and his equally as crazy girlfriend. I mean, Monty Oum and his follower…"
"Girlfriend?! Ruby's got a boyfriend already?! NOOO! IT'S TOO SOON!" Yang was in distress again as she fell onto her knees and cried exaggerated anime tears.
"He's NOT my boyfriend!" Ruby was embarrassed and blushing hard while trying to calm her bawling sister down.
"Then who. Is. IT?!" Yang shook her by the shoulders looking directly in her eyes.
"NO ONE IS MY BOYFRIEND, YANG!"
"Are you sure?!" Yang tightened her grip slightly, careful not to cause Ruby discomfort.
"Yes!"
"You're sure?"
"Yes."
"…Okay… okay, okay, okay…"
"Moving on…" Ruby tried to derail the conversation from her love life. "Hey! I can see Signal from here!" she placed a hand on the window while looking towards her home. "Home's not too far away, I guess…"
"Beacon's our new home now, Rubes…" Yang asking her arm around Ruby's shoulder.
"Yeah… I guess…" Ruby agreed without tearing her gaze away. "Hey, I see something else!" She saw something approaching in the ship's direction until it passed in a golden flash.
"Woah! I didn't know Beacon had light shows!" Yang says, clearly amused.
The light died and shaped into a human-like figure. It was a dude with wings wearing a red chiton decorated with black and gold hems. It's fastened on his right shoulder by a small pin hidden under a loose red scarf. Underneath, he has on a black undershirt and skin tight black shorts. He also wears golden torso armor that was segmented at the left shoulder, the right half of his abdomen, and across his upper back. He has gold cuffs on his forearms, a small cloth around his upper arms that's black with a red stripe across the middle, fingerless black gloves, and brown sandals with gold "heart" patterns on them. There are two halos around his right cuff and one above his head.
"Oh, wait. I take it back. It's a guy… wait—what?"
"That's the guy I met last night! I think he's a Faunas. HEEEeeey! Uh, GUY!" Ruby tried waving to the guy but her didn't notice. Yang helped by knocking on the window, which got his attention. He then noticed the crimsonette waving at him and reciprocated with a two-finger salute before flying ahead of them.
"You should've gotten his number. So you could give it to me…" Yang said flatly.
The aircraft landed in front of Beacon Academy, and the potential students filed out in an orderly manner…well, until some blond dude in a hoodie with a sword started playing through then to get to a nearby waste receptacle. Everyone just walked past him, hoping not to associate themselves with him.
"Are you 100% SURE that that guy's not your boyfriend?" Yang pestered Ruby about the flying boy.
"For the last time, Yang, he is NOT my boyfriend!"
"So, he's fair game then…" Yang tapped her fingers together with a devilish smirk.
"You're scaring me…" Ruby shuddered. "OOH! LOOK AT THAT GUY'S WEAPON! OH, AND THAT GUY'S, TOO! AGH! LOOK AT AAAAAAAAALL THE WEAPOOOOONS!"
"And you're drooling…" Yang pulled out a hanky out of nowhere and wiped the squealing Ruby's lips. "…Y'know, Rubes? Why not try making friends while you're here?"
"Why?"
"You need to meet new people. Spread your wings. Open new horizons."
"Yeah, thanks, Confucius…" Ruby quipped sarcastically.
"No problem! Now I've gotta hang out with my silhouette friends that we'll never see or mention again! Okay later!" Yang walked off with a group of those season one silhouettes. "If you see that winged guy, get his number for me!"
"…Yeah… Jerk…" Ruby muttered under her breath while crossing her arms.
ANTE UP! No, cut that fool!
They want to act stupid gun-butt that fool
When I cock that tool, n**** run your damn jewels
'fore we f*** around and lay you up in your own blood pool, n****
Hunt you down n****, run your ass down
Unleash the hounds til them n*****'ll gun your ass down (STOP IT)
You frontin like this was a thing of the past
With tattoos over the scars a n**** left on your ass!
My n***** think lopsided, bust they gat cross-sided
In the subways they rob trains runnin along-side it!
"UNBELIEVABLE!"
"What the f***?" the spiky haired boy was cut off from his music when he heard a shrill scream. Looking down, he saw red, white, and black spots.
"Oh, hey, look. SOCIAL ACTIVITYYYYYY!" he landed in front of Ruby and two other girls. "Please let someone not be dead. I've dealt with enough death in my eternity."
One was a young girl of light olive complexion. She has long, wavy black hair, and her eyes are amber, complemented by light-purple eye shadow flaring backwards. Her eyes are slightly tilted upwards at the ends, giving her a somewhat catlike appearance.
She wears black low-heeled boots and stockings that start off black at her hips, but gradually fade to purple as they near her shoes. On the outside of her stockings, there are white symbols that are most likely belladonna flowers. She wears black ribbons on both of her arms, with a black detached sleeve and a silver band on her left arm. She wears a black buttoned vest with coattails, and a white, sleeveless undershirt that exposes part of her midriff with white shorts that may be connected to her shirt, although it is partly obscured by the vest. Her shorts have a zipper on the front of each leg, but it is unknown if these zippers serve a purpose or are simply decorative. She also wears a detached scarf-like collar around her neck.
The other girl is dressed primarily in light blue, white, and some red. She wears a pale blue bolero jacket over a similarly colored thigh-length dress with a piece of black lace making up the neckline of the dress. The inside of the bolero is red and the sleeves turn blue as they get closer to her wrists. The back of the bolero displays a crest which bears a resemblance to a snowflake. She wears an apple-shaped necklace along with a pair of thin, rectangular earrings. She wears white, heeled wedge boots that go to mid-calf; the insides are also lined with red. Her long, white hair is pulled back in an off-center ponytail, at the base of which is a small tiara that resembles icicles. She has a pale complexion and ice blue eyes. She also bears a crooked scar down her left eye.
"We would've been if this one right here hadn't caused a Dust explosion." the white haired girl pointed to Ruby.
"Isn't this the part where we give each other our names? I'm Kuro! I'm an angel. And you are?"
"Angel? Please." the white themed girl scoffed, dismissing the notion. "Quite the imagination for a Faunas."
"Faunas? What's that?"
"Oh, great. An amnesiac. I don't need this. Goodbye." she walked away, leaving the other three.
"Well… that… happened…" Kuro mumbled while the dark themed one started leaving as well. "Wait! Tell me your name at least!"
"Blake Belladonna." she says without turning around.
"At least you're nice! I like you already! See ya, Blake!" Kuro replied.
"Welcome to Beacon…" he heard Ruby mutter, looking like a lost puppy. Kuro offered his hand to help her up, which she took.
"'Sup?"
"Hey, name's Ruby."
"Nice going the other day."
"Yeah, and then you left me to get taken to some weirdo's creepy office and offered a chance into a world renowned hunters' school."
"I had stuff to do!"
"Which involved leaving a defenseless girl behind?"
"You have a damn scythe…" Kuro deadpanned.
"It's not just that!" Ruby took out her scythe, Crescent Rose. "It's a high-compact sniper rifle!"
"Wow… I'm impressed."
"Well? What're you waiting for? Show me yours!" Ruby's eyes started to gleam with anticipation.
"Um… okay?" Kuro took off the ring on his finger and held it out in front of her.
"What does it do?! Does it shoot lasers?! Can it move stuff?!"
"Nope!"
"Then what does it—" the ring turned into a cannon that was practically the size of him and has a dark exterior and a lighter middle, resembling a pair of tweezers or electric clips. Upon seeing it, Ruby squealed.
"WhatisitwhatisitwhatisitwhatisitwhatisitWHATISIT?!" she started darting around the guy, looking at the cannon at nearly every angle there is.
"This baby is pretty much your average heavy artillery arm cannon. Although, when it actually hits stuff, it off course explodes and takes out anything within a… five foot radius?" Ruby was drooling again. "The rounds can actually bounce off of regular surfaces and are family friendly. No friendly fire to worry about, too. But I've been told it's pretty heavy, but I've never had trouble with it. Though, you can call this one a sniper cannon since this one kinda requires precision aiming."
"OHMIGOSHTHAT'SSOAWESOME!" Ruby shouted at the top of her lungs. Kuro winced and covered his ears.
"Ouch…"
"Sorry… I'm just a really big nerd when it comes to weapons."
"Well, we all have our guilty pleasures. Mine is playing a guitar while balancing a ball of yarn on my nose." Ruby blinked twice. "Don't judge me…" Kuro blushed embarrassingly.
"By the way, what the hell are we?"
"We're in the gardens. We've got five minutes till we have to meet in the amphitheatre." Kuro noted. "We should go now."
Ruby was about to run, but Kuro grabbed her by the hood.
"Wait until the sequel, Ruby."
This is one of the few chapters that will have a coherent "sequel"
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~ Peace!