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MINHO POV
"Hey, Tommy," I scream.
"Hey," he says as he walks over to me.
"Do you like ketchup and mustard or just ketchup?"
"Uh, both why?"
"Because," I say. "We're having a ketchup, mustard party, wanna come?"
"Uh...sure?"
"Great. You have to wear a hotdog costume though. Just...because," I say and leave.
I sneak up behind Teresa. "Hey, Teresa," I shout.
"Ah! Don't do that," she says hitting me. "What do you want, shuck face?"
"I was just wondering...do you like chocolate and strawberries?
"Yeah," she says. "Why?"
"Because, I'm having a chocolate strawberry party, wanna come?"
"Sure..."
"Sweet," I say. "You have to wear a chocolate strawberry costume though."
"Why?"
"Why is everyone asking why? Just do it," I snap.
"Okay, okay," she says and I leave.
I go to Newt. "Hey, Newt," I say. "Do you like dogs and cats? Or was it just dogs? Or was it just cats? Holy cat, I can't remember a damn thing!"
"Dude, I hate cats."
"Oh, well, you still have to wear a dog, cat costume for the party I'm having. See ya later," I say. I take off before he has a chance to reply. Man, everyone is going to look like such an idiot at this party.
Later, all the gladers show up in normal clothes while Thomas is a hotdog, Newt is a dog with a cat as an ass and Teresa...she's wearing a red dress with brown polka dots and a headband with a strawberry on it. She looks hot! Wow, I can't say that, I like Thomas. He looks hot too. Maybe because he's a hotdog. Haha.
All the gladers are staring and laughing at the two pieces of klunk I call my friends. They stand there embarrassed. I laugh too until they both look at me with hatred. I run away and they chase me. I manage to sneak back in the building and enjoy the party. Wow, this is a boring party.
Sorry this chapter was shit. I don't even know what happened and where the hell this idea came from. So anyway, please review telling me how shit it was. Byee!