(maya is in bold, lucas is normal, farkle's in italics, riley is bold italics)
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how was your date last night?
wow look who decided to acknowledge my existence
did you get any hot, sweet, bespectacled, sarah carpenter action?
i don't think that's any of your business. especially considering that you've been ignoring me for 24 hours.
oh cmon huckleberry
maya you've avoided me all day and you didn't respond to any of my texts last night. is this about what you wrote yesterday?
i was busy
doing what
being home alone. without snacks. watching the movie you were supposed to watch with me.
so you ARE jealous
show me where i said that
you're mad because i went on a date with sarah
yeah you bet i'm mad, sundance. i've had dibs on sarah for MONTHS and you just had to swoop in and steal my thunder!
very funny. seriously now
maya?
what
are we not going to talk about your note yesterday?
i send you a lot of notes you'll have to be more specific
the one where you basically confirmed you're in love with me
i did no such thing
i still have it
maya?
i still have the note
it's in my locker
i still have the EVIDENCE
that's nice lucas
if you like me, you should say
would you stop? i'm trying to concentrate
yeah, right. if it makes you feel better, sarah and i didn't even have a good time last night. she tried to go in for the kiss but i sneezed right in her face, which she didn't take too nicely.
god, you're such a train wreck. remind me to never try to kiss you.
i'll do no such thing
would you guys stop? all your note passing is really fucking distracting. some of us are trying to learn
jeez farkle. ok ok we'll stop now
what? no maya, we won't. farkle shut up, we're in the middle of something
oooh are we passing notes? i 3 passing notes! peaches, draw me something!
EVERYONE STOP
riley and farkle, go away. maya and i are talking
that's so rude, lucas.
yeah lucas, how RUDE. almost like ditching movie night for a date where you didn't even get any!
wait what?
farkle i thought you were trying to focus
this is more interesting. are you two fighting? is this why you're in such a shitty mood today?
i am NOT in a shitty mood. you called me at 1 in the morning to ask if i had any CONDOMS you could use. i was sleeping and you woke me up andthatandthataloneis why i poured orange juice into your backpack at lunch.
it's not my fault we ran out. and you're wrong, something is definitely up with you and it has nothing to do with riley and me. you were snappy on the way home from school yesterday too.
actually, farkle, it is absolutely your fault we ran out. but he's right, maya, what's up with you?
thank you mr and mrs minkus but i was actually in the middle of something with maya.
lucas stop being annoying
I'M being annoying? maya! are we really not going to talk about this?
talk about what? maya what happened? are you okay?!
i'm FINE. everyone shut up or we'll get caught. four's a note-passing crowd.
what's up with maya?
you tell me
lucas what did you do to her?! we'll kick your ass
i didn't do anything!
at least i don't think i did.
ok i think i did.
i'll deal with you later. peaches ! reply
maya?
maya?
maya, emergency bay window first thing after school, okay? 3
see you there, honey xo
ARE YOU KIDDING ME