Nikoru: Oops, I forgot the disclaimer in the last episode. I'll only say it once people, so hear me now: I don't own Inuyasha, or the other characters in the whole thing, alright?

Inuyasha: They've fallen asleep again...

Nikoru: Dang!

"Do you guys think I should bring Kouga or Sesshomaru to the show?" Nikoru asked after setting up the studio.

"Kouga would be nice, but Sesshomaru..." Kagome said.

"Both of them are bad actors if you ask me." Inuyasha scoffed.

"You're just jealous." Nikoru grinned.

"SHUT UP!" Inuyasha shot back.

"Maybe I could bring the little demons and/or humans." Nikoru thought for a while. "Yep, I'll save them for a later epi."

Nikoru glanced at her wristwatch. "We're going on air now, so prepare yourselves."

"Kagome, I need the earplugs..." Inuyasha begged.

"Hello everybody and welcome to...Whose Line Is It Anyway! Guests for tonight are,"

"All girls must protect their butt from, Miroku!" Fangirls scream, clap and cheer. Those who were just fans just clapped and cheered. Miroku grinned at the girls.

"He's a one of a kind idiot, Inuyasha!" The fangirls went mad. Inuyasha glared at Nikoru while trying his best to block out the noise. Nikoru smirked.

"All dressed up and ready to purify, Higurashi Kagome!" Fans scream and cheer for her. Kagome smiled and waved at them all. Her fans scream even louder. Inuyasha was praying to kami his ears would survive this scream fest.

"Say 'Hiraikotsu!', Sango!" Fans scream and cheer for her. Sango smiled.

"I'm you host Asatsuyuu Nikoru and here's how you play this game. Player go on stage and make up things off your heads and I'll assign the points later. Loser has to do something special with me after the game and winner will get to clean up what's left! Remember, the points don't matter! Just like giving Shippo the Tetsusaiga! Doesn't matter 'cuz he won't be able to use it anyway." Everyone nodded.

"The last time I let him hold it, he was trying to use the Kaze no Kizu on me." Inuyasha frowned. Everyone looked suprised.

"I don't believe you." Nikoru raised an eyebrow.

"Well, believe me, the brat wanted to kill me." Inuyasha said. "But, he's too weak to do that. Even Tetsusaiga lets him hold itself." he smirked.

"But he's a demon." Nikoru pointed out.

"A WEAK demon." Inuyasha corrected.

"Yeah, weak but CUTE!" Nikoru shot back. "Okay, let's just forget this and get on with the show." she said. "First game of today is, Two Line Vocabulary. This game's for Sango, Kagome and Miroku. Miroku can say whatever he wants, but Kagome can only say 'I sense a Shikon shard' and 'Osuwari'." Inuyasha glared furiously at Nikoru.

"Sango can only say 'Give me that piece of crap' and 'Shut up'." Nikoru said. "The scene is in a library, go!"

"Ah, it's so nice and peaceful in a library." Miroku said, pretending to read a book.

"I sense a Shikon shard!" Kagome exclaimed.

"Really? Where?" Miroku shot up and looked everywhere.

"Shut up." Sango said.

"Oh, Kagome, what's the word you use on Inuyasha again?" Miroku grinned.

"Osuwari." Kagome answered.

BAM!

"Miroku! You -beeeeeeeeep-!!!" Inuyasha yelled from his seat. Everyone went silent.

"Sit down, mutt. You aren't in this game." Nikoru said dryly while holding him by the Kotodama rosary. "Continue."

"Sango, would you like to share this book with me?" Miroku asked.

"Give me that piece of crap." Sango snatched the non-existant book.

"I sense a Shikon shard!" Kagome exclaimed once more.

"I would appreciate it if you would keep quiet, Kagome." Miroku said sternly.

"Shut up." Sango said dryly.

"Sango, why I-" Miroku stood up.

"Shut up!" Sango said standing up.

Kagome pointed at them both. "Osuwari!"

BAM!

"I'll kill Nikoru. It's not Kagome's fault anyway." Inuyasha mumbled, steaming silently on the stage floor.

"Hah! I don't have the Kotodama rosary on." Miroku said proudly. "And, I have this great book about ladies too." Sango glared at him.

"Give me that piece of crap!" Sango snatched the non-existant book again.

BUZZ!

"End of game. Five thousand points to everyone on stage and another ten thousand to Kagome for saying Osuwari." Inuyasha glared at her.

"Wench! That was because she had to!" Inuyasha snarled. Nikoru ignored Inuyasha and went on to the next game.

"Next game, The dating game." Nikoru said. "Miroku is the bachelorette on the dating game and the rest are the bachelors. Bachelors have been given weird personalities and at the end the bachelorette will have to guess what they are and who he wants to go out with." Nikoru handed out a cards to each of the 'bachelors' and they went to sit on the stools prepared on the stage, reading their cards.

"Alright, bachelor number one..." Miroku said in a girly voice. Inuyasha winced. Audience snickered. "If you had kids and a wife, why would you be here?"

Inuyasha was a robot with feelings.

"But. I. Don't. Have. Kids." Inuyasha said in a sad, machine-like voice, which sounded really weird. The audience cocked eyebrows. "Much. Less. A. Wife. But. I. Shall. Answer. Your. Question-" Inuyasha was cut off.

"Enough. Bachelor number two.." Inuyasha sulked as Miroku went on. "If me and you were alone in a bedroom, what would we do together?"

Sango wants to sleep.

"Huh? Wha? Oh..uhm..what did you ask me again?" Sango said sleepily.

Miroku frowned. "If me and you were alone in a bedroom, what would we do together?" he repeated.

"Oooohhhh..." Sango slurred. "Well, get some sleep, I guess." Sango yawned.

"I see." Miroku frowned and brightened up as he went on to the third 'bachelor'. "Bachelor number three!" Miroku shrilled. "My favourite kind of music is pop, what's yours?"

Kagome was a zombie.

"Bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood..." Kagome slurred. "bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood... "

"Blood music?"Miroku backed off from the stools a little. "Alright, bachelor number one!" Miroku said quickly. "I like to play Seven Minutes In Heaven, how about you?"

"I. Like. That. Game. Too. But. I. Like. 20,000. Questions. Of. Algebra. Even. More." Inuyasha said happily, but still in that weird machine-like voice.

"Okaaaay..." Miroku cocked an eyebrow. "Bachelor number two...where would you take me on a date?"

"Zzz...Huh? O-oh...uh...well...probably to where I can get some shut eye, like the movies." Sango yawned. "We could pick a boring movie and fall asleep watching it."

"Really?" Miroku frowned. "Bachelor number three, how do I look?" Miroku batted his eyelashes and his eyes got all glittery. Inuyasha wanted to puke.

Kagome bit her lip. "Blooooooooooooooooooooooooood." she said, almost laughing.

"Ugh, I certainly do not look like blood!" Miroku huffed. "Bachelor number one! Blood is..?"

"The fluid, red in vertebrates that is pumped by the heart. Blood carries oxygen and nutrients to the tissues and carries waste products away; the ancients believed that blood was the seat of the emotions." Inuyasha explained quickly, losing the slow robot-talk. Everybody, and I mean, everybody got their eyes bugged out at Inuyasha's explaination for blood.

"H-how about you, ba-bachelor number t-two?" Miroku stammered like he had stage fright.

"Hu-huh? Who? What?" Sango's eyes drooped as she regained her composure "O-oh..well, simple, blood is red." she yawned.

"That's true. Bachelor number three, how would you describe blood then?"

"Bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood..." Kagome stressed.

BUZZ!

"Okay, time to guess who they are and who would you go out with." Nikoru said.

"I would choose Sango to go out with. She's better than the rest." Miroku said. "And she really wants to sleep." he added.

"Right!" Sango smiled at Miroku and went back to her seat.

"Inuyasha is a machine. Kagome is bloodcrazy."

"Close enough..and wrong, guess again." Inuyasha went back to his seat.

"A monster?" Miroku tried again.

"Ah, close enough." Kagome went back to her seat. "1000 to everyone on stage. And fifty thousand to Inuyasha for the explaination of blood just now." Nikoru said. " Next game is called Props. For everyone. I give you some objects and you try and use it to make a scene. Understand?" Everyone nodded except Inuyasha.

Inuyasha blinked. "I think..."

"Here are the objects." Nikoru handed them a red clown nose, blue koolade, a bottle of black ink and a pair cone-shaped things. "Go!" Sango and Miroku took the kaligraphy brush and ink. Inuyasha and Kagome took the red ball and the two cone-shaped things. "Sango and Miroku, you two go first."

"Sango, are you alright?" Miroku asked. Sango was pretending to be sick with a really high fever.

"I-It's hot in here, I'm burning.." Sango muttered. The audience started to get into suspense.

"Don't worry, Sango." Miroku took the blue koolade and put it on Sango's head. "Kagome said this would bring your fever down a little."

"Th-thank...you...HOU-SHI!!!!" Miroku was groping her butt again. Sango immediately b!tch-slapped him fifty times worse than she usually would. Miroku fell on the floor swirly eyed. The audience laughed.

BUZZ!

"Time to switch to Inuyasha and Kagome." Nikoru said.

Kagome stuck the red clown nose on Inuyasha's nose and the horns on Inuyasha's head. "ZOMG!!!!! Like, it's Rudolph the red nose devil!!!!!" Kagome shrilled. Audience snickered.

"Grrr..." Inuyasha growled. "Stay away from me, you fool, I'm trying to look for Santa Claws." Audience giggled.

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Rudolph sir, but Santa Claus-" Kagome was cut off.

"Santa CLAWS, you fool." Inuyasha said dryly.

"Santa Claws just came down my chiminey and told me to tell you that he won't be giving you any Devilfood tonight."

"Beep that fatty." Inuyasha grumbled.

BUZZ!

"I..think he needs the koolade." Sango took the koolade and put it on Miroku's head. "Oops, not good. It's leaking." she muttered. Miroku woke up and saw the blue stuff on his head. He freaked out.

"Aaah!!! What's this stuff?!! Sango, help me!!!!" Miroku screamed thoughtfully.

Sango quickly took the koolade off Miroku's head. Miroku brushed off the koolade contents.

"Oh dear." Sango mumbled and bit her lip. The audience roared with laughter. Nikoru took one look at Miroku and fell on the floor, rolling around with laughter. Inuyasha and Kagome turned around and laughed also.

"What's so funny?" Miroku wondered aloud.

"Do-don't bother, continue." Nikoru choked out.

"Kagome, give me the thing you call a mirror." Miroku demanded.

"Al-alright." Kagome took a mirror from her pocket and gave it to Miroku. He looked into the mirror and saw his reflection.

"Aaaaaah!" he screamed. Everyone laughed harder. The blue koolade had dyed his hair a bright blue.

"Like I sa-said, continue." Nikoru repeated.

"Bright blue obviously isn't your hair color, houshi. Here, let me help." Sango took the ink and poured it on Miroku's head. The audience fell off their chairs laughing and crying at the sight of this. Nikoru was on the ground crying with laughter. "Th-there, better." Sango bit her lip. Miroku looked into the mirror again. And screamed.

"Sango! This isn't funny!" Miroku grumbled. His hair was all black now but his face was all black too.

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!

"Sw-switch!" Nikoru choked.

Inuyasha stuck the cone shaped things on his ears. "Moooo..." Everyone laughed.

"Hello there little red and white bull!" Kagome smiled as she took the clown nose and stuck it on her own nose. "I'm clown for today, would you like a balloon?" Kagome said.

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!

"Alright, end of game! 5000 to everyone on stage! Great job!" Nikoru said and bit her lip again once she saw Miroku. "Another one million points to Sango for making the koolade leak and pouring the ink on Miroku." she added as everyone except Miroku snickered. "And five million points to Miroku for having his hair bright blue and his face black." Everyone except Miroku laughed. Miroku glared at Nikoru.

"I'll go clean myself up." Miroku mumbled as he walked to the bathrooms.

"Go to commercial." Nikoru ordered as the cameramen did as they were told.

The audience started complaining. "Hey! Continue the game already!" Someone yelled.

"Shut your pothole! Go to the bathroom or something while Miroku gets cleaned up!" Inuyasha yelled back.

Commercial

A random old man walks past, complaining about his back pain. "Ow! My back hurts!"

"Sir, how would you like it if your back pain was gone?" said an unseen person.

"Oh, I wouldn't like it, I would love it!" he responded with delight.

"Then get yourself this bottle of Pain-away!" said the unseen person as a bottle of red and yellow blobs appeared before the old man. The old man grabbed the bottle and drank/ate its contents.

"Ah.." the old man sighed. "I feel so much better now! Pain-away is absolutely wonderful! Agh!" The old man suddenly fell down on the floor and rolled around wildly. "Can't breathe...Intestines burn!" he recoiled. A few moments later, the old man was lying as still as a rock. His mouth was full of white foam bubbles and his eyes were blank.

"Remember, read the instructions on how to use Pain-away and look at the expiry date before using. " The unseen voice warned. "Read the fine print on the label for other warnings." It added.

The audience went 'Eww...' after that commercial.

"Hey everybody! We're back!" she waved at the audience. "Miroku's hair is gonna stay blue for a few days though." she bit her lip. Miroku glared at her. "The last game for today is the hoedown! Miroku is the winner and the mutt is the loser!" Inuyasha growled. Miroku went to her black swivel chair and sat there.

"We need a subject for the hoedown!" Nikoru called out.

"Books!"

"Bananas!"

"The commercial!"

"Cheese!"

"Well, how 'bout all that!" she smiled. "I'll demonstrate to you all how the hoedown goes." she said as she went to the center of the stage. "The subject I choose, bananas!" The, she started her hoedown.

"Bananas, in the nude, are coming down the stairs,

They're naked and are dancing everywhere in pairs,

Bananas, in the nude, are dancing like they're mad,

They took some underwear and stuck it on their yellow heads!"

Kagome stepped up. "My subject of choice, books!"

"I like big books and I cannot lie,

Thin ones, Thick ones, I'll read them till I die,

I try hard to read books everyday,

But Naraku blows them up, so I can't read them anyway!"

Sango stepped up. "I choose the commercial as my subject for the showdown."

"Pain-away, you murder and kill,

By making your fine prints and warnings so tiny and lil',

That old man is now dead thanks to each of your red and yellow blob,

He died before finishing his cleaning job!"

Inuyasha stepped up and rolled his eyes. "That leaves me with subject 'Cheese'."

"There's something I've gotta tell ya',

I hate cheese even my mama,

From Cheddar to Swiss to Mozarela..." Inuyasha thought hard. (Nikoru frowned and mumbled a 'Come on ')

"I don't know what else to say, so la la la!"

BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!

The audience laughed, clapped and cheered. "Alright, that's it for the second episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway! Come back for the next episode! Hope y'all review!"