Here's the second one I've already gotten done; L, of course :D
Anyway. I will be doing more. ONLY the Matsuda one is meant to be judged for the Muse Bunny contest, I'm just doing the rest because I can and the Matsuda one got good feedback.
So, here's L!
Basic Information:
Name: L Lawliet (a.k.a. L, Ryuzaki, Hideki Ryuuga, Danuve, Erald Coil, The World's Three Greatest Detectives)
Date of Manufacture: October 31, 1979
Place of Manufacture: D.N. Inc., Tokyo, Japan
Age: 24
Height: Approximately 5'10"
Weight: 110 lbs
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Your L LAWLIET unit comes with the following accessories:
Seven pair white long sleeve shirt.
Seven pair old jeans.
One pair old tennis shoes.
One cheesecake.
Ten pounds assorted sweets.
One laptop computer.
One pair handcuffs with extended chain.
One cell phone.
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Unpacking Your Unit:
When you first unpack your L LAWLIET unit, he may appear to be in slight disarray, rather pale, and a bit tired-looking. You will soon learn that this is perfectly normal. Staying up all night solving impossible murder cases can and most likely will do that. Be extremely careful not to threaten the L LAWLIET unit in anyway at this point, being that you are not yet acquainted with him. He knows the martial arts Capoeira and will be perfectly willing to kick you in the face if he feels it is necessary.
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Programming:
The L LAWLIET unit is a very intelligent, albeit stubborn, character, and may perform the following functions if bribed with cake and large amounts of coffee.
Private Detective: The L LAWLIET unit just happens to be the three greatest detectives in the world. He will only take on cases that interest him, so if you happen to have a particularly unsolvable murder case on your hands, he will gladly take over. Be warned, however, that this will be the end of your involvement, for even if the L LAWLIET unit allows you to help, he will more than likely dub your opinions incorrect.
Body Guard: Tired of all those bullies bugging you? The L LAWLIET unit can help you there. He is trained extensively in the African martial art of Capoeira. No one is sure how or when he learned it, but he learned it well enough. If you can get him to agree to be your body guard, then you will be invincible to almost anyone.
Spy: Aside from being the world's three greatest detectives, the L LAWLIET unit also happens to be a decent spy. If you think so-and-so said that that girl with the horse face said something about you, just send the L LAWLIET unit over to investigate while his Interested mode is activated. He can steal so-and-so's cell phone for you and you can search through their text messages until you find what you are looking for.
Tutor: Having problems in school? If you can manage to tear the L LAWLIET unit away from his laptop and his murder cases for long enough, he will definitely be capable of helping you. Being the world's three greatest detectives, he is required to be smart.
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Your L LAWLIET unit will come with six different modes:
Inquisitive (default)
Interested
Determined
Depressed
Amused
Annoyed
Please note that the Inquisitive setting is entirely different from the Interested setting, no matter how similar they may appear to you. In the Inquisitive setting, the L LAWLIET unit can usually be found searching for interesting cases to work on in his spare time. He is the most sociable this mode and may actually reply to anything you speak to him about. The Interested setting may be activated when the L LAWLIET unit has found a case that interests him and, and he will then begin to learn more about it. It is also best to use his Spy function when in this mode, as he will be more curious and nosy than in any other mode.
The Determined setting follows the Interested setting immediately; when the L LAWLIET unit becomes greatly involved in the case he has become interested in, he will begin looking at it as a game that he must win and will start cutting down on his already few hours of sleep to solve it. He tends to not reply to questions immediately unless the questions involve cake and sweets while in this setting.
If the L LAWLIET unit fails to solve a case, the Depressed setting may be activated. Sometimes he may fake this mode to manipulate suspects, but it could just as easily be genuine. When the L LAWLIET unit enters this mode, please be sure to be extra careful and allow him to take cake from you when he wants to. Also look at the case he was working on and try to find leads for him. This will put him back in either the Interested or Determined mode.
The Amused setting can be activated when the L LAWLIET unit comes into contact with units that are significantly less intelligent than the L LAWLIET, such as the MATSUDA unit and the MISA AMANE unit. Be forewarned that keeping the L LAWLIET units around these for too long will most likely result in the activation of his Annoyed setting.
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Relations With Other Units:
LIGHT YAGAMI: The LIGHT YAGAMI unit's relationship with the L LAWLIET is rather complex. The L LAWLIET seems to consider him a friend, but also the lead suspect in the Kira case, and therefore also an enemy. Prolonged interaction with the LIGHT YAGAMI unit is not recommended, as it probably will result in the L LAWLIET unit's death.
MISA AMANE: MISA AMANE thinks the L LAWLIET unit is a pervert. The L LAWLIET unit finds the MISA AMANE unit rather amusing in small dosages, but also somewhat annoying. Prolonged contact between the MISA AMANE and L LAWLIET unit may result in the confinement of the MISA AMANE unit when the L LAWLIET unit concludes that she is the second Kira.
MATSUDA: The L LAWLIET unit thinks this unit is an idiot. Prolonged contact is not recommended in favor of the sanity of L LAWLIET units.
REM: If possible, avoid all contact of L LAWLIET and REM units. REM units tend to kill L LAWLIET units when L LAWLIET units seem to pose a threat to MISA AMANE units.
NEAR: The L LAWLIET unit's number one successor. Though no opinions are shared between either of the units about the other, the NEAR unit seems to look up to the L LAWLIET unit.
MELLO: The L LAWLIET unit's number two successor. This unit looks up to the L LAWLIET unit as a role model and seemingly as an older brother.
WATARI: This unit owns the orphanage that the L LAWLIET unit lived at as a child, and is now the L LAWLIET unit's associate in dealing with police, government officials, etc. face to face. The L LAWLIET unit probably looks at this unit as something like a parental guardian.
Cleaning:
Your L LAWLIET unit is fully capable of cleaning himself. Please do not attempt to help him, as it could result in injury on your part. The L LAWLIET unit will clean himself regularly as he needs to.
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Energy:
Your L LAWLIET unit's digestive system is set up to run only on sugary and caffeinated foods such as cake, coffee, sugar cubes, etc. He also likes a fair amount of fruit – keep plenty of strawberries on hand, but AVOID APPLES AT ALL COSTS. Please do not attempt to feed him anything else, as it will be a waste of both your and the L LAWLIET unit's time.
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Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: My L LAWLIET unit isn't sleeping as much as I think he should be. Should I sneak some sleeping pills into his drinks? Give him decaf coffee?
A: Under no circumstances should you give the L LAWLIET unit decaf coffee. He will be able to tell the difference, and the amount of sugar he would put in it anyway would make the attempt one made in vain. The L LAWLIET unit does not sleep as often as most units do, anyway. If you feel the need to drug him, feel free, but it may cause further malfunctions. You may need to reset the unit if you get too concerned.
Q: Apples are cheaper than strawberries lately, can I start getting my L LAWLIET unit those instead?
A: You can, but the L LAWLIET unit associates apples with Kira, so he may have you placed in confinement for a while.
Q: Can I brush my L LAWLIET unit's hair? It's really messy. I don't think he knows how to do it properly.
A: If you can get him to agree to it, go ahead. However, the L LAWLIET unit does not appreciate physical contact and will most likely say no. If he does, then for your own safety, do not attempt it.
Q: My L LAWLIET unit stopped moving after my friend came over with her REM unit. Is that normal?
A: It is normal, but it definitely is not good. Odds are, your friend's REM unit killed your L LAWLIET unit. Either reset him or send him back for a new one.
Q: My L LAWLIET unit won't wear any socks with his shoes, and I'm afraid he'll get blisters. Can I get him some socks?
A: You can, but it would be a waste of money. The L LAWLIET unit has a severe aversion to socks and will only wear shoes when absolutely necessary anyway.
Q: I keep buying my L LAWLIET unit a new cell phone because his keep disappearing or getting broken. I'll find them in cups of water or the sink or smashed and in the trash can. Is there any way to stop this?
A: Yes; stop buying him cell phones. The L LAWLIET unit comes with one by default only because he may need it. However, L LAWLIET units have a dislike for cell phones and consider them to be disruptive. If he needs a new cell phone, he will buy one himself, as he has more disposable income than you have probably ever seen in your life.
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Troubleshooting:
Problem: The L LAWLIET unit won't eat any cake.
Solution: This is not normal by any means. Reset the L LAWLIET unit immediately and hope that the error is gone. If not, send him back for a full refund or a new unit.
Problem: All of the coffee in your house has gone missing.
Solution: If you wish for your coffee to remain untouched, then put it under lock and key and hope that the L LAWLIET unit doesn't hire any WEDY units to come pick the locks.
Problem: Your unit refuses to use his laptop or research the Kira case.
Solution: It seems that your L LAWLIET unit is stuck in the Depressed setting. Giving him extra cake and offering to help with whatever case he is working on are the only solutions to this problem.
Problem: You find your living room in complete disarray every time you leave your L LAWLIET unit home alone.
Solution: Does one of your neighbors have a LIGHT YAGAMI unit? It is possible that they have been getting into fights in your absence. They tend to tear rooms apart when they do that. Ask your neighbor who owns the LIGHT YAGAMI unit to keep a better eye on him.
Problem: Your unit came home one day with a LIGHT YAGAMI unit chained to him.
Solution: He has begun to suspect the LIGHT YAGAMI unit as being Kira. The only way to fix this is to reset the L LAWLIET unit and return the LIGHT YAGAMI unit to his owner.
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Warranty:
With proper care and maintenance, your L LAWLIET unit will live until the red numbers over top of his head run out or until a Shinigami with a low lifeline decides to off him so it can live a little longer. If you for some reason with to get rid of your eccentric detective, then simply purchase a REM unit and he will be done for in no time.
Next is Mello.
I also wanna try something different with it. I did the FAQs on the first two.
So, my awesomely-awesome-like reviewers, do you have any ideas for questions in the FAQ of the MELLO unit?
I'll include as many as I possibly can in the FAQs section, credit you, and come up with more myself if I don't think there's enough.