Recap
She was sprinting after him but was forced to give up when all of a sudden he disappeared. She returned to the Gryffindor common room in defeat. The only people still up were Fred, George and Lee.
"Hullo guys." She said flopping into an empty armchair.
"Hey Maya!" They responded in eerie unison.
"Maya," George said "you look like you were just ravished in a broom closet."
Before she could defend herself the boys continued.
"Wow you really do look like that." Lee agreed after taking in her disheveled appearance. "So who's the lucky guy?"
"Stop being stupid! No one was ravished and--" She was cut off.
"Okay then, explain the wild hair, flushed cheeks and messily arranged clothes." Fred said grinning in triumph.
"I was running." She said simply. Hermione would prefer not to delve into the whole Malfoy thing.
"Why?" Fred asked grin slowly slipping from his face.
"Um…" She began but was saved by her wild haired, green eyed buddy Harry.
"ELLO MATES, ELLO MAYA!!" He shouted and slurred.
"Erm… Harry are you alright?" Hermione asked while the three boys to her left laughed their arses off.
"OF COURSE I AM!! WHY DO YOU ASK?"
"Well…" At that moment Dean Seamus and Neville came stumbling down the stairs laughing.
"ELLO MATES, ELLO MAYA" Dean shouted "LET'S SING A SONG!!"
"OKAY!" Seamus and Harry responded enthusiastically. Neville was already passed out on the floor by the stairs.
Hermione, Fred, George and Lee watched amused while the boys sand their own rendition of "My Humps." Then George got the camcorder he stole from his dad and began to tape the crazy scene unfolding before them.
"My Humpity Humps" by Harry, Seamus and Dean
I drive the ladies crazy
I do it every day G
They treat me really nicely
They buy me pumpkin juice and icees…
"UM… WHAT GOES HERE MATES?" Harry asked
"I DUNNO…" Seamus responded
"OOOH I GOT IT!!" Dean shouted and continued the song
… I will hex yo momma
Hex yo ugly momma
Ugly momma
Hex yo ugly momma
So don't pull on my wand girl
You ain't the bomb girl
I'm just tryin to dance girl
And move my humps
My humps
My humpity humpity humps
My lovely lady lumps
"WAIT A MINUTE!! I don't have lady lumps." Harry exclaimed, ruining the boys' drunken choreography.
"Yeah me neither." The other boys said drunkenly thoughtful. The trio gazed at the four on lookers.
"We don't." Fred, George and Lee said in unison once again while Maya merely flushed.
"I DO" shouted Ron. He ran down the stairs in a pair of high heels and a revealing teddy Hermione would never wear again. "Hey Maya, I found this little doohickey in your trunk. You should wear it more often, it's cute."
All eyes were on a very red Hermione. She had a feeling that they were trying to picture her in it and that in itself was quite uncomfortable. The teddy was a silk black tank top that had lace across the chest area. On Hermione it came just below her butt and clung to her body while the slits on the side revealed her tan legs. On Ron on the other hand, it stopped just above his pelvic area and for some one with only a hot pink thong on it left him hanging out in every sense of the word.
"Er… you keep it." She mumbled and quickly turned around as so not to look at his hem hem assets.
"RON!! Go back upstairs and put some clothes on, boys clothes!" Fred shouted while Harry, Dean Seamus, Lee and George laughed hysterically.
"Fine!" He shouted back, put out that he couldn't be Fergie and show off his humps.
"Well… that was… odd. I'm off." Maya said heading towards the girls staircase.
"Oh no you're not." George said grabbing her arm and shutting off the camera.
"And why not?"
"You never answered why you were running." He said pushing her into a chair.
"Oh yea…" Fred and Lee said in unison.
Seamus, Harry and Dean had no idea what was going on and decided to go to bed.
"Oh that." Maya fought the blush from her face. "I actually don't quite remember…"
"Lie." The three boys said in a bored tone.
"C'mon My you can tell us." Lee said.
"There isn't really a reason, I was bored and started running. That and Mrs. Norris still freaks me out Prefect or not." She lied easily this time.
"That makes sense," Fred replied "she still freaks us out too and we don't even have badges to hide behind."
She rolled her eyes and smiled. Since she was always coming in late from patrol and they were still up she had become quite close to the trio. They were her second set of best friends, the first being Harry and Ginny. She and Ron had had a huge argument that even though she forgave him she would never be able to trust him again.
FLASHBACK
She heard giggles, female giggles. She also heard Ron who was moaning from being pleasured. 'What the hell' she thought to herself. Opening the door in front of her she saw a fifth year Hufflepuff on her back, legs spread wide. In between those legs, poised for entrance, was Ron's naked body.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" She shouted. The girl had the good grace to blush and pull herself under some covers.
"Uh…um…"Ron stuttered "Mione it's not what it looks like!" Hermione laughed bitterly.
"Of course it isn't… because you aren't my boyfriend screwing some Ravenclaw!" She shouted sarcastically.
"I'm in Hufflepuff" came a mumbling from under the covers.
"You're going to be in a coma if you don't shut up!" Hermione shouted and watched as the lump of covers shivered. Turning back to Ron she continued.
"We're through" She said simply "and I suggest you stay away from me."
She turned away from him, letting her tears fall and pointed her wand over her shoulder. Hermione mumbled a shrinking spell and it wasn't aimed for his head.
END FLASHBACK
"Uh… Hermione?" Lee asked waving his hand in front of her face.
"Oh… sorry… I was thinking about some stuff."
"Thank Merlin we leave tomorrow for winter holidays then." Fred laughed. "Maybe you'll let your brain rest a little."
"True, well I'm going to be so I'll see you in the morning." She stood and turned to walk away.
"Hope you have another teddy to sleep in because Ron's keeping that one." George called to her retreating back. Fighting the urged to blush she responded.
"Oh I do." And waltzed up the stairs.