Chapter two
"You did WHAT?!" Beth screamed throwing a book at Jeff. "It was an accident! We didn't mean for any of this to happen!" Jeff groaned in frustration. "You're blowing this way out of proportion. Relax and take a few breathers. There is nothing to be angry about." He tried to calm down his girlfriend. "NOTHING TO BE ANGRY ABOUT?!" Beth yelled in fake amusement, "FUCK YOU JEFFREY!" she spat at him. She grabbed Liger and stormed out of the house. "DON'T call me, fax me, e-mail me, write me, try to get in touch with me, send me flowers, write some poetry about me, write a song about me, think about me, and most importantly of all- DON'T EVER THINK I'LL FORGIVE YOU OR TAKE YOU BACK." the young, thin woman hissed at her ex-boyfriend. She got into her car and drove foward, missing Jeff by an inch. "Well, she took that very well." he sighed and went back into the house. Now that, that was cleared up he could get back to worrying about his unborn child with Audrey; not what they were going to do. But what they were going to name it. For a boy, Audrey wanted the name Fabienne but Jeff wanted Gabriel. For a girl, it was Audrey's choice, Melina, against Charity, Jeff's choice. Well hopefully the names would change later on during the pregnancy.
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"Hey, hey hey.. Whats happenin', Rerun? " Jeff said patting Shannon on the shoulder. "Whuddup, Raj?" Shannon replied as they goofed around for a second. "Oh c'mon, it wasn't even that good of a show." Iman shook her head and laughed. Both men gasped and stared at her. "You take that back!" Jeff snapped in disbelief. "This second." Shannon added, but put his arm around his baby. "Dude, she just started her second trimester." He gloated, rubbing Iman's semi-swollen belly. "So do you guys know what you're having?" The younger Hardy asked. The couple shook their heads. "And we really don't want to know." Iman said, giving Shannon a kiss before heading off to meet up with some friends.
"So..." Shannon said walking with Jeff. "How did Beth take the news?" Jeff was silent for a moment. He thought about it over in head; the screaming, the throwing of hard objects, and attempt of getting run over. He shook his head and snapped back to reality. "Good." He smiled. "She took it quite... well." He sighed and stopped to tie his sneaker. "So she totally freaked out and tried to run you over again, huh?" Shannon asked, leaning on the cold concrete wall. "Most definately." The slightly older man agreed. "Well at least you have that off your chest. So are you going to move to New York with your baby's momma OR gonna stay in North Carolina and abandon the little bastard?" Shannon asked. "Well, I'm staying in North Carolina definately. There is no way I can ever think about leaving... Its my home. I mean I'll come up and visit the kid every so often... " his voice trailed off. "This is going to suck." He chuckled and leaned his head on Shannon's shoulder. "Oh my goodness." he whimpered and bit his lip.
Six months later.
"Baby look at this, I'm starting to look like a big fat pregnant lady." Audrey said holding her stomach as she sat on the couch. Jeff came into his livingroom with a bowl of popcorn in his hand and smiled at her. "No you're not baby. You look like you just let yourself go a little." he replied, sitting the popcorn down on the coffee table. Audrey stared at Jeff moment for a moment and then began to cry because of the comment. "Okay that came out wrong but baby its okay. You're totally over reacting because your pregnancy hormones are definately taking over. Its fine, the past few days your moods have changed like that!" he snapped his finger. "That is NOT true!" Audrey slapped Jeff as hard as she could... At least she wasn't crying anymore. "Its cool." Jeff sniffed. "I'm sorry. Lemme' kiss the owwie? Kiss the owwie?" She kissed her boyfriend's lips and pretty soon began to kiss his neck. "Oh baby! Oh I wanna' do it right now!" she moaned as rubbed her hands all over Jeff's body. "Ya' don't wanna do it right now. It will pass"He rolled his eyes, standing completely still. "Oh no Jeffrey..." Audrey began to unbutton the half sweater she was wearing. "This is happening." she kissed Jeff pasionately as he peeled his t-shirt off and unfastened his pants, until he was standing there in his silk red boxers. And Audrey, well she was on the couch looking at a picture of her aunt, that had recently passed. "My nana..." she chuckled but that quickly turned into a sob. "I can't believe she'll never meet her great neice." she cried. "So do you want to start off with kissing? Or do we just get right in to the good stuff?" Jeff moved closer to her. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Audrey pushed him back, causing him to fall over the coffee table. "When will you learn Jeff?" He muttered to himself, as he lay on the floor, half naked, and groaning in pain.
"So he actually wanted to fuck you while you were crying?" Kayla asked, twirling her long blonde hair around her finger. "What a jerk!" she exclaimed then held out an outfit for Audrey. It was a cute two piece maternity outfit, which consisted of a flowwy black strapless top with three stars on it and a pair of demin jeans. All of the friends were flying out to the Carribean to celebrate both the birth of Shannon and Iman's baby boy,Brian Cameron Moore, and the engagement of Jeff and Audrey. And just because she was pregnant it didn't mean that Audrey had to look bad, right? So she had her two girlfriends decided to go out and do some last minute shopping.
After being in the mall for a good seven hours, the three girls decided to head home- after stopping by their favourite concession stand, CINNIBONS! Iman and Kayla bought a box for themselves while Audrey bought three. That was a food that she mostly ate whilst being pregnant. Well that, ice chips, coffee, donuts, and chinese food. Along with some other weird mixture of foods .
Today was an important day of her career, she was going to annonce to the public that she infact WAS pregnant by Jeff! How would the fans react towards it? That would've been something that everyone wanted to know and keep updated about or would they just take as another 'predictable' pregnancy storyline in the WWE. Anyway, it would finally be nice to get that off her chest. Her and Jeffrey were going to finally be parents! And hopefully the fans would be happy for them.
Before her actual annoncement, Vince had Jeff, Shannon, Iman, and Audrey do a final skit together before Audrey left for maternal leave. The skit was going to show the difference between the couples, when it came on it showed Iman sitting on Shannon's lap giving him kisses then show Audrey looking at the two (while sitting on Jeff's lap) and then licking the side of his face. "WOMAN! WOMAN! I'm am not a lollipop!" Jeff snapped, as they watched TV. "Quiet it down, now. It is time to watch the show. Yes it started, so don't be licking me no more. Matter fact, could you pass me a handywipe?" He sang to the opening of the TV show. Audrey rolled her eyes and wiped the salvia off of Jeff's face while Iman and Shannon happily watched TV in each other's arms.
A few matches later, they showed the two couples again. This time they were arm wrestling. Although, Audrey certanly tried to be as adorable as them, Jeff, unfortunately easn't on the same wave-length. "Aww darn it! You won." Shannon said when he let his girlfriend pin his arm. Jeff looked at his friend as if he was crazy, he harshly snapped his fiance's arm back, winning their arm wrestling match. "Ahh! Do you SEE what you GET, Audrey?" He yelled, poiting his finger in her face. "Do you SEE what you GET when you mess with the WARRIOR?!" He carried on. The audience was hysterical and Audrey bit the inside of her lip to keep from laughing out too.
Finally, the time came. Her music played throughout the arena and the pregnant girl came out. She waddled her way to the ring and carefully got in, grabbing a mic from the ring announcer. "Alright you guys there is only one reason I'm out here. And obviously, its to tell you guys that I'm pregnant..." She stopped when she heard the crowd's mixed reaction. "And to make matters worse, the father of my child is my best friend. Alot of you know him..." The crowd started to cheer again. "its Jeff Hardy!" They all stood up and cheered even more. "Our child is due in three months and I promise, I will come back to my fans as soon as I can." She promised.