Invader Zim One-Shots Music Shuffle

A/N: so this chapter is going to have 10 one-shots in it. I got the idea from DejnnxHera. I highly recommend you read her 10 one-shots even if you don't support ZADR. (which I don't) They are really cute and funny. Most of these will probably be either ZAGR or DAOCR. So I hope you enjoy. Also some of these might be based off of Disney songs because I have a lot on my iPod because I babysit and I love Disney. Oh and just to let you all know That none of these 10 songs (unless I Say they are.) are connected to one another. P.S: feel free to try this challenge. Believe me it's not as easy as it sounds.

Music shuffle

1: Pick a character, fandom, pairing, friendship, etc.

2: Put your music player on shuffle.

3: For each song, write something inspired by it. You only have until the song starts, till the end of it. No pre-planning or writing after it's over.

4: Do 10 songs, and make sure to include the title and artist of the song.

One.

Title of song: I will survive

By: Gloria Gaynor

Pairing: Ex-DATR (A/N: I know Gloria Gaynor is a girl and was singing about a boyfriend but for this it's dib talking about Tak.)

I was sad at first when you left. But then I met Tazi and got over it. Then I came home and found you standing in my living room.

"Tak? What are you doing here?"

"I came to get back together with you Dib."

"well, I'm not interested. I'm with someone else now."

"come on Dib, we both know you love me and can't live without you."

"Tak, I used to love you now I love Tazi. You were controlling and smothering. Now leave."

she grumbled and walked out.

Two.

Title of song: These are my people

By: Rodney Atkins

Pairing: ZADF and DAOCR

Dib was sitting at the park with his friend, Zim and his girlfriend, Tazi. He smiled to himself thinking how funny it was that when they were younger he hated these two. But, now they were friends and was even dating Tazi. Zim and Tazi had long since found out there mission was a fake and that they were defects. They had befriended dib and they all have gotten along since. As he gave Tazi a kiss he thought that these were his people.

Three.

Title of song: Wake me up when September ends. (A/N: oh this is not going to be easy.)

By: Green day

Pairing: Just dib.

School was starting up again. It was his last year of high school and he was thinking how much his life sucked. He wasn't popular, He had no friend's, and he hardly ever saw his father. It started to rain and he pulled his trenchcoat over his head for protection. He hated September. Skool was starting up and he would be bullied for a whole 'nother year. He wished he could just crawl under a rock somewhere and disappear. Not that nobody would notice if he was gone anyway. Even his fights with zim had died down since they weren't kids anymore. Now all they did was glare at each other. All he could think was, "wake me up when September ends."

(A/N: So I was right. That was nowhere near easy. I figured since that was a pretty depressing song I'd just make dib talk about how much his life sucked. Just like this story did.)

Four.

Title of song: All the young dudes (A/N: Crap! Another one that won't be easy.)

By: Mott the hoople

Pairing: Dib, Zim, Tazi.

Dib's, Zim's, and Tazi's lives were all terrible since they all left hi skool. Dib's life was still terrible. Tazi became a shoplifter and was currently on the run and Zim, well, no one knew where Zim was. Yeah the three had gone downhill completely. It wasn't surprising that there lives turned out that way since dib, was never popular, and zim and Tazi had been depressed since they found out they were defects.

(A/n: Well, this one's just terrible. It was harder and worse than the last one. Also shorter . Well on to the next one.)

Five.

Title of song: Love will find a way. (finally an easy one.)

By: The lion king 2

Pairing: DAOCR

Tazi was walking the streets alone, upset at her brother for forbidding her to see dib. It was unfair.

"I should be able to date who I want. Who care's if he's a human."

She saw dib walking, also depressed at not being able to see her anymore. They looked into each other's eyes and ran and kissed eacother passionately.

"love will find a way." He whispered in her ear afterwards.

(A/N: A little short but I like it better than the last two.)

Six.

Title of song: One jump ahead

By: Aladdin

Pairings: Tazi (A/N: So going back to four. This is like What Tazi's doing as a criminal since I didn't have time to go into detail in the last one.)

Tazi was running the street with a loaf of bread in her hand. As the cops were following her. Her life had gone downhill since hi skool she hadn't seen zim or dib in like 8 years. Her only friend was her S.I.R unit veronica.

"come back You diseased street rat!" one of the cops yelled.

"over my dead body." She yelled back.

Just another ordinary day for her.

(A/N: So now we know what Tazi's been up to. Just to let you all know the reason the cop said she was diseased is because she kept the story up that she had a skin condition.)

Seven.

Title of song: unwell.

By: Matchbox 20

Pairings: Ex-DATR

Dib had just broken up with tak. He was tired of her calling him crazy.

"Like she's one to talk. She's an alien." He thought.

"I'm not crazy I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell but if you had stayed awhile you would've seen a different side of me." He thought.

"At least I don't say that I'm not trying to get revenge on zim when it's obvious I am." He said aloud angrily.

He grunted in annoyance. He couldn't stand her anymore and was better off without her.

Eight.

Title of song: Stand by me

By: The lion king series (I don't know who originally sang it.) (A/N: This can go with number five since I didn't have time to make them say more.)

Pairing: DAOCR

She smiled as he said that. "I love you dib."

"I love you too Tazi." He said holding her close. He didn't care if Zim didn't like them dating. It was there life and they could do what they wanted.

"I'll never leave you ." he told her soothingly.

"me neither Dib." She said. She had never felt so happy as she was right here in his arms. They heard music coming from a house and started dancing. Dib sang the last line to her. "stand by me."

Nine.

Title of song: Anytime you need a friend

By: Alan Menken (from home on the range)

Pairing:ZADF

It was there last day of senior year. Dib and zim had been through a lot through the years from being enemies to actually becoming aquaintences Zim was currently talking to his sister and dib's girlfriend, Tazi. He walked over to them. He smiled at Tazi. And looked at zim.

"well, I guess this is it zim." He said.

"I suppose it is dib-beast." Zim said he had agreed not to fight with dib when he and Tazi started dating. He felt kinda sad that he might not see dib again.

"zim, If you ever need anyone to talk to. Give me a call." Dib said handing him his cell number. He had to admit zim was more than an acquaintance. He was a friend.

"will do dib-thing." Zim said taking the number and giving dib a slight smile. He felt the same as dib.

Dib returned the smile and gave zim and hugged the alien that had once been his enemy and was now his friend.

Ten.

Title of song: Hallelujah

By: shrek

Pairings: DAOCR

(A/N: this last one is also based off the wedding scene from shrek that was going on during this song since I can't think of anything else for it.)

It should've been the happiest day of dib's life and instead he was miserable. He was getting married to Tak. He had had a fight with Tazi and after breaking up with her got back with Tak. As he walked down the isle he wished mor than anything that it was Tazi he was marrying instead. Tak had refused to invite her to the wedding so she wasn't there he heard the preacher say

"Do you, Dib Membrane take Tak to be your lawfully wedded wife for as long as you both shall live?"

"Dib sighed and said sadly, "I do." In his head he wanted to say no.

The preacher asked Tak the same question and she said yes. They exchanged rings and kisses and were now married.

'yipee.' Dib thought sarcastically. He had tears in his eyes as he thought of all the good times he had wit Tazi. They were mistaken by tears of joy from tak.

"I know I'm happy too." She said hugging him.

"yeah." He told her. 'but I'm not.' He added in his head.