Chapter II: Alive and Out of Character

AN: I finally made a second chapter! I apologize. In the last chapter, I left out some of our beloved Titans. They are: Speedy 1, Speedy 2, Auqualad, Menos, Wildebeest, and...umm...I'm not sure.

But guess what? I remember getting on the computer that day so long ago and seeing at my e-mail : Review Alert. I was like. . . Whoa. I got 4 reviews! Thank you, Reiara Star, cow lurva, ellicullenmlr, and triplemgirl!

Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans, or MCR's Heaven Help us... But I shall own both...tomorrow!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!" Nick screamed like the little scared girl he was.

"Whoa! Calm down, kid! I don't bite!" Robin laughed as Nick threw a sock at him . . . and missed.

"How are you even alive?" I asked, picking the action figure up by his cape.

"Your stupid microwave and minty-fresh Altoid cans. Now could you let me down? And my friends! They're still in there, you morons!!" Robin thrashed around like a fish on a hook.

"Oh...right." I opened each of the cans, the little toys happy to finally free.

"Awesome! We're out!" Starfire exclaimed, stretching her limbs as if she had just took an extremely long nap.

"Since when does Starfire say 'awesome'?" I asked Nick.

"Since when do toys come to life?!" he hissed back.

"Now that you say that..." I stared at the little action figures. A normal person would get out a chainsaw and saw the little suckers in half. But when have I ever been normal?

"I shall now conquer the world!" Cyborg declared, randomly deciding to jump off of the table.

"That doesn't seem very Cyborg-ish either..." I observed as Cyborg tried to unlatch his foot from a loop in our brown shag carpet (we replaced it now guys).

"Some of them have defective plastic," Raven answered my thoughts, hovering above the table.

"That sounds...weird," I continued observing all of their actions; Beast Boy admiring himself in a mirror; Leo searching for something; Lightning rambling on to Terra about his 'pink boogers'; Thunder squeezing Starfire and calling her 'teddy bear' as Robin whined in protest; then, on the ground, little Cyborg screaming about ruling the world.

"It is weird. They all don't know about what they really are: toys, here, comic book characters, to the comic book geeks, and of course, TV's 'beloved' Teen Titans," Raven rolled her eyes, "I can't believe we're getting cancelled."

"So what? You're getting cancelled. Who cares? The fans still like you," I reminded her.

"I'm assuming your scared little girl of a brother over there is a fan?" Raven asked.

I nodded. "So am I, and my friends, for that matter. There's still hope the show can prevail."

"Whatev- Oh crap, that isn't good," she had caught sight of Leo, on the table, jumping up and down like an idiot.

"Raven! My love! Won't you come down here with me and enjoy this wonderful night...er...day?" Leo inquired, still jumping up and down stupidly.

Raven lifted the Altoid can he had been in and clamped it back over him.

"That's Robin's brother? Hard to believe..." Raven muttered to herself.

"And my boogers is pink, yes, my boogers is pink, and don't you all love that my boogers is PIIIIIIINK!!!!" Lightning sang, Terra cringing away in disgust.

"That's great! Now go sing it to someone else." Terra complained.

"But you is the purdiest girl HERE!!!" Lightning said, then paused. "Oh, yeah, and did I mention, my boogers is pink?"

"Yes, Lightning, you DID!" she screamed.

"You said it like 80 gazillion times! Now shut UP!!!" Robin shouted.

"FINE THEN!" Lightning sobbed, "Nobody LOVESES ME!!!!"

"My teddy bear is gone!!!" Thunder cried.

"Wow. Has everyone but me and you gone completely psycho?" Beast Boy asked Raven.

"No. You were just psycho to begin with," Raven teased him.

"So we're all alive now?" BB asked us.

"I guess," I answered.

"Yep," Rae replied, "Alive and out of character."