Disclaimer: Please see first chapter for complete warnings and disclaimers. I thank the power for giving me time to update and some inspiration. I also thank the readers who have read the first chapter update of Baby 101 and special thanks to those who left reviews and comments (at ffnet and deviantart), it is because of the readers that there is a writer so to everyone, SALAMAT PO!
BABY 101
Chapter 2: Enter Kim Possible
Beep-beep-bee-beep
"Go Wade…" Kim Possible, teen hero said after turning on her trusty blue "kimmunicator" and the Afro-American genius' face showed on the screen.
"Sorry Kim, I know this is the last thing you want to get but you wouldn't believe what I'm about to tell you," Wade said after sipping from his large soda
"I don't think there's anything you would say that I won't believe Wade, so sitch me." Kim said smiling
"Well our Dr. Drakken is on it again," he said as he reads on his computer screen
"On it what?" Ron Stoppable, perennial sidekick and one time super hero asked as he and his BFF turned GF now turned BFF again walks along isle 14 of Middleton Mall. He decided to walk behind to get a peak on the boy-genius at Kim's small screen.
"He's down Smarty Mart trying to take over it." Wade's eyes rolled, "Well I say it's better he's taking over Smarty Mart than the world." He smiled.
"What's with Dr. D? I thought he was reformed after what happened 2 years ago?" Kim asked frowning,
"Maybe Dr. D. had been bored to death, it seems that his mutant plants had stabilized and GJ had taken over." Wade tried to explain the ex-villain's sudden return to villainy
Kim was frowning yes, but deep inside she was excited, it had been two years since she exchanged punches and quips with Shego and 7 months since she had seen the voluptuous woman voluptuous? You really had it bad Possible! Their last encounter was not in good terms, she had broken up with Ronald 8 months after high school graduation to do some introspection and then when she was about to get the result of her effort Shego came barging in, declaring her affection to the red head and Kim being her usual self accused Shego of playing with her mind to get back to being a villain.
What's worst was the way she declined Shego's affection, as if the woman was some leper in the days of old…as if Shego had a contagious disease. It wasn't long after Shego was gone that she realized that she too shared the same feelings towards the older woman…but she was too late. Dr. Drakken and Shego vanished and she had not heard of them yet until today.
"Our ride Wade please and thank you,"
Wade was shocked as well as Ron, "Wait KP…you mean Team Possible is back in the game?" Ron asked excitedly.
"If Dr. Drakken is back then Team Possible will have to be pulled from early retirement." Kim replied happily, and I got a green skinned woman to convince!
"SADI is on her way there Kim…" Wade said. He smiled when he saw Kim's Mission Face turned on. 2 years had been too long and he missed those times.
"Wade rock!" Rufus who decides to peek out of Ron's side pocket chirped
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"YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT! BUT YOU'RE NOT!" The blue skinned ex-megalomaniac was wearing his usual evil garb which he gave up after the eventful day when the Lorwadians tried to invade earth and he and his sidekick, Shego helped Kim Possible save the world. He has in his hand a gun and it was pointed to the cashier in front, the customers were all huddled at the corner along with the manager. "NOW UNLESS YOU ALL START GIVING ME A DOLLAR FOR EACH TRANSACTED ITEM, I SHALL USE THIS PORTABLE DEMOLECULIZER AND REMOVE ALL OF YOU FROM THIS PLANET…AND THEN I DR. DRAKKEN…"
"Yadda-yadda-yadda…"
Dr. Drakken turned and his eyes widened, "MY ARCHNEMESIS KIM POSSIBLE!" he frowned, "Aren't you retired?" he spoke low this time
"Ask yourself the same thing Drakken!" Ron replied for Kim, "Besides, we are pulling from retirement since you suddenly went rogue again!"
"Oh come on Ronald, this used to be fun when we weren't this chummy!" Dr. Drakken said smiling then pointing said "portable demoleculizer" to Team Possible.
"And please…one dollar for each transaction? That is even low for you Dr. Drakken…are you trying to give Frugal Lucre a run for his money?" Kim said sarcastically
"Oh please, don't even think about comparing me to that guy who wouldn't shut up! Now if you please settle in the corner over there, I got work to do…" Drakken frowned when he noticed Kim Possible not giving him attention, "Duh…I am here Kim Possible, what are you looking for over there?" the blue skinned man asked Kim who was obviously looking for something at the back of the ex-villain.
Kim turned her attention to Dr. Drakken and smirked, "Are you and Shego trying to keep me off loop so she can surprise attack me?" Drakken's expression was that of ignorance, "Errr…Shego as in She with a capital E-G-O?" Drakken's head shook to the side, "Green skinned, plasma throwing sidekick?"
Ron frowned and elbowed Kim lightly, "I think Dr. D finally snapped," he whispered.
"Oh that Shego…" Dr. Drakken said nervously, "Errr…well…"
Kim's brows met and she stepped closer to the blue skinned man, "Yes that Shego,"
Dr. Drakken stepped back, "She's out of commission, I'm going solo this time!" he said pointing the gun once again to Kim Possible.
Ron shook his head, "Come on Dr. D, are you telling me that you finally got the back bone to take over ahhh…" he looked around, "Smarty Mart?"
"Hah! Great things start usually with small ones! Now Smarty Mart and tomorrow the WORLD!" he waved his gun, "Now will you two please just step to that corner so you can be with my other hostages?"
His eyes widened when his eyes turned to Kim Possible, "Oh…"
"Answer me, where is Shego?" Kim asked once again, her face clouded with anger. She was stepping closer to the blue skinned scientist who was now trembling, "I hate repeating my question,"
"Shego hates it too…" Dr. Drakken eeped and accidentally pulled the trigger of his Demoleculizer and then cringed when a greenish goo splashed on Kim Possible making a big stain on her chest.
"WHAT? Give me that!" Ron said angrily snatching the fake machine from the blue skinned man's grasp, "This is so low for you Dr. D!"
"Now answer me," the tight muscle line on Kim's face tells Dr. Drakken and Ron that the red head is trying to suppress her inner Kim, the one that had sent Shego to the electrical tower and would have killed the green skinned ex-villainess if not for her comet power.
"I suggest you talk now Dr. D while Kim is still well…" Ron gulped, "Kim?"
"I already told you she's out of commission!" Dr. D wailed stepping back and away from Kim Possible.
The red headed teen heroine stopped, the frown on her face not dropping, "Out of commission how?"
"Ackk!" Dr. Drakken stepped back fast, "She's just out of commission, she can't fight anymore and she send to me her resignation!" The escape of the blue skinned man was halted by Kim who dragged the doctor back through his gown and throwing him on the opposite side of the counter, where Drakken's back hit the wall with a loud 'thud' "I am telling the truth!"
Kim now standing over the cowering doctor continued to interrogate, "What did you do to Shego?" Dr. Drakken's eyes widened, he tightened his lips and shook his head to the side quickly, "Wrong answer Dr. D…" the anger clouding Kim's face bordered to maniacal and Ron seeing his best friend turned into this darkness have to think of ways to help the blue skinned man out.
"KP…"
Kim looked back at Ron directing the same look at her best friend, "Not now Ron…busy…"
Ron gulped and looked at his naked molerat pet who share the same look as him
"I said I hate repeating my question…"
"Shego is pregnant!" Dr. Drakken screamed then he start thinking, "Well she was pregnant…I'm not sure if she is still pregnant now…" and he was interrupted once again by Kim pulling him by his collar, lifting him off the ground and slamming his back on the wall, this time with more force, "Ack! I am telling the truth Kim Possible!"
"How…" Kim's eyes were disoriented
"You got her pregnant Dr. D? That's just sick and wrong!" Ron interrupted
The look in Kim's eyes could have put a hole in Dr. Drakken's head, "You…"
"I didn't do it! I didn't get Shego pregnant!" Kim and Ron looked at him quizzically, "You did!" Dr. Drakken screamed at Kim Possible's face and Ron looked at Kim in bewilderment.
"KP, the last time you look in the mirror, you were still a girl right? You don't have the extra appendage to get Shego pregnant…and whoa! Why Shego of all women?" Ron let his mouth run off
"If you are trying to play trick on me Dr. D to get me off my rhythm, then you are doing the wrong thing…"
"I am telling the truth! You can kill me if I am lying!" Drakken said and then he was released by Kim with a 'thud'. The doctor looked up to the face of two heroes who wants further explanation. "Well I guess I have no choice now but to tell you what happened 7 months ago…"
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Kim Possible laid her aching head on their couch's arm-rest, her friend Ron had brought an ice pack from the kitchen and put it on her forehead. The boy genius Wade can still be seen typing on his key board while the best friends waited for news.
"I need to know the truth about what Dr. Drakken said." Kim took a deep breath before speaking, "And if he was telling the truth where is she?"
"KP, that's why we have Wade here, he'll be looking up for her. Besides, if you want authentication of Dr. Drakken's claim, then we need the baby's DNA to cross-match it with you."
Kim looked at Ron, "You are talking big Ron."
"Ehehehe, it's in the monkey mojo package."
Their conversation was interrupted by Wade, "Sorry Kim,"
"Why?"
"I've hacked on all satellites to find her, I hacked on every cctv but there was no sighting of a green skinned woman…"
"Maybe she disguised herself?" Ron offered,
"Even she disguised herself Ron, I know all Shego's angle I won't missed her!"Kim and Ron's brows rose up, "What?"
"And how well do you know Shego's angle? And how did you know that hm?" Ron asked, hands akimbo
Wade's face blushed, "Can we go back on track now?" at the nod of Kim and Ron's heads Wade continued. "I hacked on every store known for baby things because if Shego was really pregnant then she will be buying things and use either her credit cards or hidden accounts. No withdrawals Kim, no credit card use it's like Shego really just vanished out of thin air!"
"There must be a way to find her…"
"True, and knowing Shego, she could be hiding in one of those backwater countries that is not reached by modern technology." Wade supplied
Kim and Ron nodded their heads, "And where is this backwater country?" Ron asked with his usual goofy smile
Kim's eyes rolled, "Wade means the third world countries and you might be right Wade, as far as I know, there's no existing warrant or ban on Shego on any of those countries."
"Or she may want us to think that she is in a backwater country so that when we go there she is really not there but in a first world…"
"Shut it Ron!" Kim and Wade said in unison
"Just saying!"
-End chapter 2-
Short but at least I got an update! Not bad for the second chapter! I'll probably be updating from down my list of stories up…siya nawa!
Question: Will lesbian themed stories in ffnet be removed? I just heard a rumor, ehehehe (nope I am not one of the bananaramas!)