PeanutFangirl: Hey guys, I'm back with another episode!
*Crowd cheers*
PeanutFangirl: I know it's been a while since I updated, so I'm gonna create a system. I'll update this story once a month.
*Crowd groans*
PeanutFangirl: You want me to stop doing the show? No? THEN SHUT YO FACE!
*Crowd is silent*
PeanutFangirl: 'Kay thanks! Now, let's do some questions and dares! I'll read them from each letter.
*Crowd goes wild*
PeanutFangirl: From Ultraman Razor. I dare Clemetine to kiss Sarah on the lips and I dare Carlos to break his own fingers. Okay, I'm happy either way. Clem! Hop to it!
Clementine: *groans* Do I have to?
PeanutFangirl: *evolves into a large man eating turtle* YES!
Clemetine: *jumps in fear* OKAY! Fine! *walks over to Sarah and pecks her on the lips*
Sarah: Ew! *wipes mouth on sleeve*
PeanutFangirl: The first ship I've ever shipped in season two was Clarah. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!
*Clarah fans go crazy*
Clementine: You guys are crazy.
PeanutFangirl: Alright, moving on! *glares at Clementine* Carlos, break all you fingers.
Carlos: That is ridiculous, I am not going to break my fingers because some child told me to.
Ultraman Razor: *suddenly appears* I AIN'T NO CHILD! NOW BREAK OUR F*CKING FINGERS BEFORE I DO IT!
Carlos: Enough! I'm not going to *Ultraman Razor breaks all of Carlos's fingers* ARGH!
PeanutFangirl: Thank you, Ultraman Razor. - sure thing *disappears* - New letter! From TwilightPrince101. Lee, how does it feel after having your adventure with Clem telling you to stop swearing, she does it all the time on hers? Everyone, who's the bravest? Lee, now whenever Clem swears, you have to stop her. Whoever said they were the bravest, go finish 10/20 mode on 5NAF2. Everyone…QUICK, SAY THE CHEESIET PUN YOU CAN THINK OF, GO! Lee, how does it feel?
Lee: Clem, have you actually been swearing?!
Clementine: Uh…no?"
PeanutFangirl, "You're f*cking crazy," ring a bell?
Clementine: Goddammit…
Lee: CLEMENTINE!
*Crowd laughs*
PeanutFangirl: Now, before you guys steal my spot, I'm the bravest.
Clementine: But…
PeanutFangirl: *evolves into large man eating turtle again* I'M THE BRAVEST!
Everyone: Okay! *shivers in fear*
PeanutFangirl: Now Lee, whenever Clem swears, you have to stop her, get it?
Lee: Got it.
PeanutFangirl: Now, I suck at Five Nights At Freddy's 2, so I can just say *evolves into large man eating turtle again* NO B*TCH! Now, for puns…I'm the only funny one here so…
*Cricket noise*
PeanutFangirl: Assholes. I want to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
*Cricket noise again*
PeanutFangirl: F*ck you guys, it's funny. *evolves into large man eating turtle again* LAUGH!
Everyone: *forces laughter*
PeanutFangirl: Now, another letter! From CarlxPudding. I dare Carley to put batteries into a radio without Lee's help.
Carley: C'mon, no one is gonna let me down on that!
PeanutFangirl: Nope! *hands radio and batteries to Carley* Good luck!
THREE HOURS LATER
Carley: I can get it to fit! I swear!
PeanutFangirl: F*CK IT! MOVING ON!
Carley: Wait! I can…do…it…
PeanutFangirl: *evolves into large man eating turtle again and smashes the radio and batteries* You're done Carley, go sit down.
Carley: Fine. *sits down*
PeanutFangirl: Alright…where is that letter? *hits PeanutFangirl on the head* Oh! There it is! From AquaDestinysEmbrace. I dare Carlos to stand atop a ball for four minutes! And I dare Nick to play flappy bird. This should be good.
Carlos: Seriously, what is wrong with all you people. *suddenly appears on a giant ball and starts to do some sort of jig to stay on it*
PeanutFangirl: *laughs* Someone put this on Youtube! Now, Nicky boy!
Nick: Don't call me that.
PeanutFangirl: *smirks* I have total control over you, I'm the author.
Nick: Sh*t.
PeanutFangirl: See? I made you say that! Now *tosses Nick an iPad* Play some flappy bird!
FOUR MINUTES LATER
*Carlos falls off the ball as Nick continues to play flappy bird*
Nick: *dies again* You…f*cking…stupid…bird…I….f*cking…hate…your…yellow…ass…so…fucking…much… *dies again* F*CK!
PeanutFangirl: You're cute when you're angry. *smiles* Okay moving on. From Evil Hobo Chuck. I dare cripple Omid and Cripple Luke to run a marathon. One eyed Kenny to read the bottom of an eye chart covering his good eye. And Lilly has to admit that her dad is a douche. Beautiful dares my friend, beautiful.
Evil Hobo Chuck: Thank you!
PeanutFangirl: Now, *cripples Omid and Luke* On your mark, get set, GO! *they take off as Omid takes the lead* LUKE! STOP BEING A PUSSY AND RUN!
Luke: SHUT UP! *attempts to run faster only to trip and faceplant*
PeanutFangirl: You're apparent good looks can't get you everything, dumbass. Kenny, cover up your good eye and read the bottom of this chart.
Kenny: *covers up good eye* What the hell is this? I can't see sh*t!
PeanutFangirl: Exactly.
Kenny: F*ck you b*tch
PeanutFangirl: You want to f*ck me? PEDOPHILLIA ALERT! I know I'm hot Kenny, but I'm not available for you.
Kenny: *glares* asshole
PeanutFangirl: Now Lilly, admit your dad is a douche.
Lilly: I'm sorry dad, but you're a douche…
Larry: Lilly! How dare you!
PeanutFangirl: Shut up, retard. No one likes you.
Larry: Excuse me, little girl. I don't remember asking you for your input. So shut the f*ck up.
PeanutFangirl: *evolves into large man eating turtle again* B*TCH WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Larry: *cowers* Nothing!
PeanutFangirl: That's what I thought. Now, from littlemissnerdgirl. (HEY BABY!) Somebody eat little baby's ice cream. Omid, twerk. Lilly and Jane, shave off your eyebrows. I want to kiss Nick and Luke. Baby girl, since you requested, you last dare will go first. GET ON OUT HERE!
Littlemissnerdgirl: *comes out* Hi!
Crowd cheers
PeanutFangirl: Now go ahead and whorify your lips.
Littlemissnerdgirl: YAY! *smashes lips on Luke's* THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! *smashes lips on Nick's*
Luke: *wipes lips* Ugh, fangirls.
Nick: *is released* My god… *wipes lips as well*
PeanutFangirl: Now…somebody has to eat little baby's ice cream. How about…YOU! *points to littlemissnerdgirl*
Littlemissnerdgirl: What!? No!
PeanutFangirl: You're on the show! Now you have to!
Littlemissnerdgirl: NO! *turns into a flying elephant and flies away*
PeanutFangirl: So long littlemissnerdgirl and your dare! Omid!
Omid: *returns from winning marathon* What?
PeanutFangirl: You have to twerk.
Omid: Finally! *rips of pants to reveal booty shorts* I've been waiting for this opportunity! *begins to professionally twerk*
PeanutFangirl: Is this how you got Christa?
Christa: No, I just pretend that I don't even know him!
PeanutFangirl: You shouldn't. Just watch that booty jiggle. *proceeds to watch Omid twerk like a boss* Now, Lilly, Jane. SHAVE THEM EYEBROWS!
Lilly & Jane: F*CK NO!
PeanutFangirl: *evolves into large man eating turtle again* DO IT!
Lilly: Okay! Okay! *shaves off eyebrows*
Jane: F*ck that, you don't scare me!
PeanutFangirl: *eats Jane* Done! Moving on From the Rose of Hedylogos. (HEY BATMAN!) Luke, have you ever felt any romantic feelings towards Nick? Carlos, what happened to Sarah's mother? Kenny, who do you love more? Katjaa or Sarita?And you should let me hug the sh*t out of Nick…;) Alright then, babe. Come on out and hug Nick.
The Rose Of Hedylogos: *puts glue on body and throws arms around Nick* I'm never letting go.
Nick: *stiffly* Why do all the fangirls like me?
PeanutFangirl: *smiles flirtatiously* You should be happy, Nicky boy! Now Luke, have you ever had any romantic feelings towards Nick?
Luke: WHAT?! No! We're just like…brothers!
PeanutFangirl & The Rose of Hedylogos: NUKE WAS TOTALLY CANNON!
*Nuke fans cheer wildly*
PeanutFangirl: Now, Carlos, what happened to Sarah's mother.
Carlos: *covers Sarah's ears* She died while giving birth to our unborn daughter. That is all I will say of it.
PeanutFangirl: Much respect for your loss, Carlos. Now, Kenny, do you love Katjaa or Sarita more?
Kenny: Uh…Katjaa I guess. I mean, she IS my wife!
Sarita : *forces smile* If Kenny is happy, I'm happy.
PeanutFangirl: Now, I'm only doing two more because I'm in the car and I'm getting sick.
*Crowd awes*
PeanutFangirl: Do you assholes want me to vomit all over the stage? No? THEN F*CKING SHUT UP! Now, from Ploagaming. (WHAT'S UP HALEY!) I dare Sarah to wear a sexy kitten outfit in public.
Sarah: Sexy kitten outfit…?
Carlos: NO! Sarah will not wear such a…
PeanutFangirl: *evolves into large man eating turtle again and eats Carlos* Join Jane asshole. Now Sarah, time to sexify you.
Crowd cracks up
PeanutFangirl: *snaps fingers and Sarah appears in a sexy cat outfit* Goddamn Sarah, that looks like something Nikki Manaj would wear! Time to go out in public!
Sarah: *walks outside and stands on a curb* I don't feel good.
PeanutFangirl: Neither do I, Sarah. But since you look like Nikki Manaj, you are gonna dance to ANACONDA! *Plays Anaconda*
Sarah: * dances to Anaconda * I can't stop!
PeanutFangirl: *goes back inside* Sarah is just too sexy for me to handle! MY GOD! *peeks outside to see a car stop in front of Sarah, pick her up, and drives to a nearby motel* Well, there goes Sarah!
*Crowd stares in shock*
PeanutFangirl: MOVING ON! Last one, from ColorsAndWords. (HEY EMMA!) I want to punch Carver in the dick and kiss Nick. Alrighty, come on over here Emma!
ColorsAndWords: *waves* HELLOOOOOOOOOO!
PeanutFangirl: Calm your titties, Emma. You're on TV…or my story… I DON'T F*CKING KNOW! Now, let's bring Carver out.
Carver *magically appears* What the f*ck? Where am I?
PeanutFangirl: You're on my show to get your dick punched.
ColorsAndWords: *punches Carver in the dick, then shakes off hand* Ew.
Carver: *crouches in pain* GODDAMMIT!
PeanutFangirl: It should've been Troy…ANYWAY! Emma, go kiss my future lover.
ColorAndWords: *pries The Rose Of Hedylogos off Nick and smashes lips on his*
The Rose Of Hedylogos: NO! MY NICKY! *leaps onto Nick and ColorsAndWords*
PeanutFangirl: AND THAT'S HOW BABIES ARE MADE!
Carlos: *from inside PeanutFangirl's stomach* Where is my daughter?
PeanutFangirl: Shut up, keeper of a sh*tty PHD. Hope you guys enjoyed the episode! Leave more dares in the reviews! I'm sorry for the missing stuff, I'll get them in the next episode! ROBIN OUT!