I haven't updated for almost three weeks. I'm so sorry, my dear cousin. It's good that you don't even bother to "follow" my story. I'm not amused writing three different thesis drafts. Damn thesis...kept me from writing fanfics..Grrhgghhghg

Haruhi: Hey, Tamaki-senpai..

Idiotking: Yes, my adorable daughter? HEY, why's my name Idiotking?

Hikaru: The name-

Kaoru: -suits you perfectly.

Idiotking: Mommy! They're bullying me again!

Mommy: Now, now. Calm down, Daddy. They do it all the time and you're still not used to them?

Haruhi: Tam-!

Idiotking: Waaahh! Even Mommy is antagonizing me!

Hunny: Hey, everyone! What's up?

Haruhi: ...

Mori: (blank face) Everyone, shut the hell up and let Haruhi talk.

Haruhi: Thanks, Mori-senpai. Hey, Tamaki-senpai?

Idiotking: Yes?

Haruhi: You're blood type isn't type AB, is it?

Idiotking: No, my precious. Why do you ask?

Haruhi: Well, that's a relief.

Twins: Don't even think about drinking his blood. It will poison you.

Haruhi: I'm not planning on drinking his blood. I just asked for safety precautions.

Idiotking: When I cosplay a vampire, don't compare me to a certain immortal. My sparkles are waaaay more awesome than his.

Haruhi: Yeah, right.

Warning: A slice of OOCness

Hanabi got an unexpected call from her girlfriends. After bidding farewell to everyone, she left the Third Music Room in a dash.

He gaped at the ceiling for hours with his mouth open, letting his demented soul escape. Tamaki's thoughts were scattered as he stared.

...Hanabi..

Evil, cruel, wretched witch.

Made me look like a pervert in front of my daughter.

Wait, she looks like my daughter.

Does it mean she's my daughter, too?

But she kissed me.

What the heck?

While the blonde debated against himself, the other hosts whispered in a corner.

"Somebody talk to him, he's really freaking me out." said Kaoru.

"Nah, it's good to be quiet around here once in a while." said Hikaru, followed by a blatant laugh of victory.

"Good point, Hikaru. But I'm not sure that the costumers will fancy his silence," Kyoya adjusted his loose glasses then continued etching on his notebook.

"We could at least cheer him up a bit. I still have a bit of cake. I can give it to him. But I want a piece, too. So we have to cut it in half. Ooh, but we can't split this strawberry on top. Guys, do you think Tamaki like strawberries? Because if he doesn't, then I'll have it," The hosts looked at the cute blonde with an exasperated expression.

"Haruhi doesn't seem to be concerned," Mori said. All the male hosts in the corner looked at Haruhi clearing up the tables.

"She doesn't care at all."

Tamaki's eyes wandered in search of his daughter.Haruhi walked around the room, cleaning up the mess.

She doesn't care...

Haruhi did not even react when her cousin kissed me...

Does that mean Haruhi doesn't love me?

Theatre in Tamaki's mind:

"Tamaki, I thought I was the only one. I know you didn't intend to kiss my cousin but it still hurts." Haruhi said, a tear escaping her brown eyes.

No, my Haruhi. Please don't cry. I will stay by your side for eternity.

Tamaki wished it went like that after what happened. He felt a nudge by his side.

"Tamaki-senpai." Someone whispered urgently then continued shaking him gently.

"Senpai, wake up. I don't want to carry you to your home."

Finally, he blinked open his violet irises and let out a groan. "Haruhi?"

"Senpai, wake up." Tamaki's hand went up and wiped away the sleepiness. The blonde took a quick look over Haruhi's shoulder. The room is empty and dark. It was dark outside and the moon and stars plagued the night sky. "I just finished cleaning up and I was surprised to find you sleeping here."

So I fell asleep.

"Tamaki, I'm locking this place up."

"Do you do this every day, Haruhi?" Tamaki asked while retrieving his belongings.

"Yeah." Haruhi said in monotone, standing by the main door.

"Aren't you afraid of the dark? Walking home alone on the streets?"

Haruhi merely shrugged. "I'm no Honey-senpai."

"That's Haruhi for you."

Haruhi closed the main door behind Tamaki and locked it. They walked side by side in the corridors with no lights but the moon's illumination. Even with someone by his side in a dark school, Tamaki still felt a bit scared. His heart jumped a little every time there was a small noise behind or beyond them. Haruhi, however, just looked ahead into the darkness, as if she didn't hear anything.

"H-Haruhi.."

"Eh?"

"Do you want me to walk you home?"

There was a brief silence. "No need for that, Senpai. Thanks for offering."

Tamaki spluttered. "B-but Haruhi! You don't know what kind of danger may lie beyond those streets! The darkness, vicious stray animals, perverts and all sorts!"

"I've been walking home alone ever since you made me do the entire club's chores." Tamaki swallowed down the guilt. "Nothing has ever happened so far."

The blonde blocked Haruhi's path and knelt on his knees. He looked at Haruhi straight in the eyes, whipping up his best weapon ever: his puppy eyes. For a second, Haruhi's expression was blank.

"Okay, Tamaki-senpai. Just for today."

Tamaki fisted the air in complete triumph, followed by his constant dog barks along the way. "Could you please stop that?"

"Absolutely not."

After half an hour of walking, they finally arrived in Haruhi's apartment. Before Haruhi opened the door, she looked at her senpai. "Tamaki-senpai, I'm really sorry about how my cousin behaved."

Tamaki remembered what happened earlier in the afternoon. "No, no. It's fine. It's good to have another set of twins the club. Hanabi's alright. I think everyone liked her."

Haruhi's eyes lit up. "You think so?"

"Y-yeah, first meetings naturally conjure misunderstandings and that kiss, but it was all great and-" Tamaki blabbered nervously.

"You think the kiss was great?" Haruhi's eyes widened in utter astonishment.
"N-no! I didn't mean THAT, I meant the-" Haruhi's face went red as beet and her hand went up to cover her mouth.

"H-haruhi?"

Tears formed at the base of her eyes. Tamaki grabbed Haruhi's shoulders. "Haruhi! What's the matter?"

"N-nothing."

"Hey!"

Haruhi ducked out of Tamaki's hold and swiftly went inside the apartment. She slammed the door on Tamaki's face. The blonde knocked the door several times and yelled for her name.

There was a continuous vibrating in Tamaki's pocket. He gingerly reached for it and pressed the green button. "Hello?"

"Mr. Tamaki, where are you now? It is time for you to come home."

"Don't worry. I'll be there in just a minute." Tamaki put the phone down and leaned his forehead against the door, hoping that Haruhi would hear.

"Haruhi, please talk to me."

"Just go home, Senpai. I'm fine." Tamaki heard Haruhi speak in a muffled voice from the other side of the door. "I just...needed to go to the bathroom really bad."

"Okay, I'll see you tomorrow."

"Yeah.."

I didn't plan on ending the chapter like that. Please don't kill me. It's for the suspicious plot. And sorry, I forgot about the light bulbs. I think the twins hid them somewhere. Please R&R!