A/N: So, I know I haven't updated, I like to say it's because I'm busy, but really I've just been too lazy. But, here it is. Enjoy!

Xoxo, Liv

August 3, 7:00 am

Up before the sunrise. Why Lord Sandra, what have I done to get the harsh punishment of Stalag 14.

10 minutes later

Gadzooks! I have bags the size of vati's bum under my eyes! But on the brightside, the lovebite has faded. But I must find my concealer.

2 minutes later

Now I look like a Sexkitty of the first water. I think I look marvelous if I do say so myself. And I do say so, because I am me.

Walking to Jazzy Spazzy's.

It is vair nippy noodles outside. Whoever thought that our school uni's should be skirts must thought that they would have larks watching us freeze.

At Jas's House

Jas is sitting on her wall reading. I bet it's about voles.

"Hey Jazzy Spazzy!" I said.

30 Seconds later

Oh Hahaha! She fell of the wall because I scared her! What comedy!

"Georgia! Don't do that!"

"Do what?" Oh fabby. It's Dave the Love Bite Giver… er.

"Scare me like that! YOU COULD HAVE INJURED ME!"

"It's okay Jas, you know I still lurrrveee you."

"Shut up."

"Well, I'm off…" Dave said.

"You're mad if you think you're going to walk away without explaining some things to me."

"No You're mad"

"NO you're mad"

"No YOU'RE mad"

"Stop! I'm not doing this."

"Yes you are."

"No, I'm not."

"YES, you are."

"NO I'm not."

"Blimey you two, just go for a walk!" Miss. Prissy Knickers said.

"Fine." I said.

Walking to school with Dave

"Dave, why do you give me lovebites if your with Emma."

"Because, Kittykat, I can't resist the call of the horn."

"But, why are you with her. If you like snogging me, why would you stay with her."

"Gee…" Oh Gadzooks. Now he is becoming Dave the Unlaugh. I don't know what to say to that. So I guess I'll just nod my head.

20 seconds later

Still nodding like billo. He probably thinks I'm mad. But when your family drives a robin reliant car, your 4 year old sister's laugh sounds like a mad scientist, and your mutti is practically a prostitute, well I of course I'm mad!

"Gee, are you okay? You've been nodding for a while. I mean I know I give you the horn…" He said.

"Dave… whatever happened to the lovebite?"

"Well… erm, actually, well, it's… covered."

"With what?"

"You know…"

"No, Dave. I don't think I do know."

"Panstick."

"Blimey. Next thing you know you'll be wearing skirts and lippy too! Hahahah."

"Kittykat, I couldn't let Emma see it. I still havent broken things off with her."

"I know, and Masimo and I are better then ever… ish."

"You still haven't talked to the Handbag Horse?"

"No." I said and then I started blubbing. Like a two blubbing things.

"Gee, it's okay. Lets go to the park. We can sit. I'll even let you cry on Jack the Biscuits shoulder."

"Thanks –sniffle- Dave, you're –sniffle- the best mate a girl –sniffle- could have."

"I know." He said, but he looked really sad.

30 minutes later

I bet I look like a mouse from all that crying. People will call me mouse lady.

"Dave, do you mind if we go back to my house so I can change. It doesn't look like I'm going to school."

"Okay."

At my house

What should I wear. I think I will wear pink kitten heels with a pair of distressed denim skinny jeans, and a yellow off the shoulder top. I am going to wear my hair in a messy bun. But I can't decide if I want natural makeup or glamorous makeup.

2 minutes later

I think I'll go natural. So just a bit of pink lippy for color, foundation, concealer, 10 coats of mascara, eyeliner, and a bit of beige eyeshadow to dull out the red.

1 minute later

I think I look vair sophis.

5 minutes later

"Okay, lets go." Dave is just staring at me like a staring thing on staring tablets. "Dave, why are you staring at me like a staring thing on staring tablets."

"Well Sexkitty, I can't tell you, but I can show you." And then he snogged me.