Here are some of the first posts made, which mostly focus on Ramiel, Gaghiel, and Iruel.

To avoid confusion, their personalities are as follows:

Ramiel: Bit from TRON (only says 'Yes' or 'No')

Gaghiel: Ghost Nappa from DBZ: Abridged

Iruel: You'll see soon enough…

And the original authors are above the snips with bolded names.

Jonen C

"... Ikari-kun."
"Huh?"
"Can I have it?"
"... What are you talking about?"
"On your shoulder."
"... I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Nah, is cool. Bitch can see us, dude."
"Damnit Sach! Manners! She's scary!"
"Yes."
"You can see them? But... Wha? Why didn't you..."
"You didn't ask. Can I?"
"You want one? Why?"
"Please."
"Oh, for crying out loud, Sam, she's looking at Rami. Stop clinging you big wuss."
"Yes."
"I guess... Wait, why?"
"... Efficient?"
"Yes."
"Uh... Okay?"
"Weirdos."
"I dunno. It's kind of cute how they go together. In an Absolutely Terrifying way."
"... Was... Was that a pun?"

*Freeem*
"Hey! What gives? That nearly hit me!"
"To be honest, you deserved it."
"Yes."

"Um... Excuse me for asking... Rami, was it?"
"Yes."
"Is that the only thing you say?"
"No."
"He's obviously not one to waste words."
"It's annoying, is what it is."
"... Ayanami, you sure you don't want to take one of the other guys instead?"

"Oh dad! Evil eye! Evil eye!"
"Right, never mind."

(Later still, short scene. Rami is a reading light.)

"Light, please."
"Yes."
"Not so bright... Thank you."

luckychaos

"Hey Shinji."

"What is it, Sachiel?"

"Iruel wants to hop over for a lil bit, that cool?"

"Sure, sure, whatever."

"Cool."

One second later, an amorphous blob of orange goo pops up next to Sachiel. Shinji waves at the blob. "Hi, I'm Shinji."

"..."

"Uh..."

"Don't take it personal, man. He's just waiting."

"Waiting for what?"

Which is right when Asuka walks into the kitchen.

"Shinji's eyes automatically linger to her clingy top, and he can tell she hadn't bothered to put on one of her lacy pink bras."

"What."

No answer.

"Sachiel? Where'd you go? This isn't funny!"

"You're right, this isn't funny."

Shinji's eyes widen in sheer terror. Did she hear that?

"I'm ready to go, and no breakfast!"

Barely containing his relief, he simply let out his signature "Sorry."

"It kills her to be so mean to her beloved, but she knows that if he were to discover her secret love, she would only be met with rejection. For now, she can only content herself with pleasant thoughts of him holding her in his arms as they passionately make-"

Shinji sprints to his room and slams the door shut behind him.

"Stop it. Now."

"Hahahaha, man, that is quality stuff right there!"

"...are you mocking my work, brother?"

"No way, man. Tears of joy right here."

"But you can't cry."

"Anyway, you can go back now. I'll call ya later, sound good?"

Without another word the blob disappears. Little Sachiel turns back to Shinji, pulling off a guilty look despite have an expressionless bird mask for a face.

"Sorry, man. The others left so I have to entertain myself somehow."

"Where are they?"

"Well, the red-haired bitch was giving Gaggy a rough time, so they decided to cheer him up a bit."

Cut to little versions of Shamsel, Ramiel, Israfel and Israfel, and Sandalphon playing tag with an ecstatic Gaghiel while darting around a furious Asuka, who is making an ineffectual effort to swat them down.

"BEST. DAY. EVER."

luckychaos

(For context, this is the infamous elevator scene.)

"Hey Asuka."

"What?"

"You should say hi."

"No."

"Why not, Asuka?"

"Because she's just a dumb emotionless doll."

"You should say hi, Asuka. It might brighten up her day!"

"I don't care."

"Why not, Asuka?"

"Cuz I don't."

"Okay, Asuka."

...

"Hey Asuka."

"What."

"Can I say hi to Rami, Asuka?"

"If that means you're leaving me, yes."

"Yay! Thanks Asuka!...Hi Rami!"

"No."

FourthWall

"Hey Asuka, why don't you try flying?"

"Urgh, I think I just got an aneurysm from the stupid."

"Gee Asuka, why are you so stupid?"

"Middle of Episode 24, start of End of Evangelion. Middle of Episode 24, start of End of Evangelion."

"What's that Asuka?"

"Happiest. Moment. Of. My life."

luckychaos

"Iruel is a little upset today."

"Why?"

"Well, he found out that you, the angry bitch, and the cold bitch-"

"I really don't like you calling them that. It's rude."

"Chill, Sam, they aren't around. So anyway, he found out about you three all being naked in the same room together and that he JUST missed it. So now he's a little moody. Keeps whining about missed opportunity."

"I-it really wasn't that romantic. I didn't even really see them."

"What? You didn't even sneak a peek?"

"O-of course not! Why would I?"

"...the fact that you even have to ask that is all the reason why! You know what, I'm inviting Iruel over, and Dad help you you're going to like it!"

"I don't think that's a good idea, Sach."

"Why the Moon not?"

"He's busy with the scary female right now. She asked Rami 'what is love' and Iruel hopped over to help her out."

"What? Oh god!"

A pale fist suddenly crashes through his bedroom door, tearing through the wood as if it were cardboard.

"Ikari-kun, I desire to feel your finely-sculpted chest against my tight and curvaceous bosom."

It is unsure what the exact details were after the Event, but several eyewitness accounts report that at least three apartment buildings were destroyed by what seemed to be a mixture of earthquakes, a penguin, and all of the noodles in Tokyo-3.