(I do not own the Morganville Vampire series, although I wish I did )

We were waiting in the hospital chairs when Theo walked in. He only takes one look at me before he is saying

Theo- "Well Claire, now what did you do? Piss off another vampire?"

Me- "NO!"

Theo- "Than what did you do may I ask?"

Me- mumbling "I tripped"

Theo burst out laughing and I can feel my face turning bright red.

(A few hours later)

I walk up to the front door to the Glass house. As I'm opening the door I can feel someone watching me. I look around but I don't see anything. I walk through the door and over to the living room, I'm just able to get my ass on the couch before Eve is yelling at me.

Eve- "Claire, where the fuck have you been. I need some serious help figuring out what to eat for dinner."

She walks around the corner and sees me.

Eve-"Claire, what in the hell did you do. We can't leave you alone without hurting yourself, can we?"

Me- "I'm ok. And yes you can leave me alone. I just tripped."

Eve- "Who trips and breaks their arm!"

Just then Shane and Michael decide to enter the living room.

Shane-"Who broke their arm?"

(he looks at Claire)

"What did you do?"

Me-"As I just told Eve, I am fine. I just tripped no big deal."

Michael burst out laughing and I can feel my face get red.

Eve-"It's not funny. She's crippled; she can't even go to the bathroom without help. Hey, maybe Shane can help her. I mean he is her boyfriend."

Michael continues to laugh and Eve joins in. I can feel my face get even redder. I look over at Shane and see that his face is also red.

Me-"No, I don't need help"

(I look over at Shane)

"But I might need help getting my pajamas on."

Eve-"Ewww…. Take it upstairs you two sexbirds!"

Me-"Ok, but first I'm hungry. What's for dinner?"

Eve-"CHILI DOGS! But you have to make them Shane."

Shane-"But I made dinner last night."

Eve-"Ya, but tonight was Claire's turn to make dinner. But she had to go and break her arm. And since you're her boyfriend you have to make dinner."

Shane- (grumbling)"Fine"

After dinner, made up of chili dogs and coke. I went out onto the porch to think about what I had accomplished that day.

Me-"Well what have I done today? I broke my arm, ate some chili dogs, and now I'm out here talking to myself."

?-"You're not alone dear Claire."

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