A/N: Mm, I must thank you for the reviews. I never thought this would be... liked. And you know Lussuria threatens with such things!

He preened through his red mohawk with a teasing comb. Sure, he had to get up hours earlier than everyone else just to do his hair, but Lussuria did not like the feel of hair gel and he sure wasn't going to have his hair end up smelling like a cheap drink. "Oh~ what a beautiful creature I see!" His lips puckered up slightly in the way they always did and he continued to angle his head in the mirror to admire his mohawk. After working up a soft yet edgy look for his hair, he reached for a small bottle of imported lotion. Using only his thumb and index finger, he coaxed just one small drop of the vanilla bean infused expensiveness into the palm of his ungloved hand and gently spread the lotion into a thin layer.

"Not greasy looking and it keeps my hair looking and smelling great~" he hummed to himself, swiftly running his coated palm through his mohawk. He then reached for a fine- toothed comb and ran it through his bright green lock of bangs to give them that 'bouncy' look he liked so much. Hours had passed with procedures of blow-drying his hair for a natural look and reinforcing it with his lotion in gradual swipes of his hand. The end result was always what he worked for, primping his bangs just a bit more before stepping back to place a hand on his hip. Lussuria smiled at his reflection and did a quick 360 turn to admire his polished look. Now he was ready to go out and start his day.

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Levi was reclined on the living room sofa, but soon scrambled to attention when Lussuria walked in. "The weather is still good, right?" Lussuria chirped. Levi looked off into space for a moment then nodded his head in an 'I-think-I'm-sure' fashion. "Yeah, weather's fine." Complete with his crossed arm position from the couch and that nod, Lussuria was wary of the whole thing. "It better be, darling~" he sang with an undertone that hinted at no lunch for Levi if he was wrong.

The Varia sun guardian stepped out onto the ornate stoop and started his slow walk down the flight of stairs. And when he reached the bottom step, all Hell broke loose.

"LEVI~!!!" he screeched. A sudden downpour had began and completely watered down his hours of work.

Levi was lunchless and dinner was out of the question after he failed to see why Lussuria was so angry.

And forget breakfast, which Lussuria was going out to get.

McDonalds was kind of far, anyway.