Sup peoples? I'm updating again! Ya, so I changed my penname. Sorry, but it needed to happen. No one got the kitten reference. Thanks to all of those who reviewed! But, I'm not Nudge. In fact, I have to eat a ton of candy and other sugary foods and think about my friend before I can even try to write this. Hope you like it! R&R!

Disclaimer: Seriously people, I don't own Maximum Ride or Nudge, or even a tape recorder.

Recorder's POV? Not really. 3rd person I guess.

I'm so upset! I'm really glad I started carrying you around it's times like this when I really need a friend. Iggy found out that I stole his Halloween candy and he blew up all of my clothes!And when I went inside my closet for the funeral he locked me in here! (A/N Blech! I'm pretty sure that closet is better off blown up. *shudder*)

OMG! It's dark now, I wonder if he forgot about me! I bet no one knows I'm here! I'M GONNA DIE HERE! Well, *sob* at least I'll die with my clothes in my closet I wouldn't have it any other way, I guess. They are going to find me here in years, just a skeleton in cute clothes! I'm too young to die! I'LL NEVER HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

It's decided then, we must get out of here! Just think of all the cute boys! (A/N I'm sorry but this is starting to pain me. Most guys are idiots. Most.) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! (Crashing and banging and screaming in the background)

We may be here a while. Iggy padlocked the door. Max will probably find I love food, especially when Dr. Martinez makes chicken enchiladas! So yummy! We're going to Arizona for Thanksgiving! Uber exited! I hope we don't have turkey. I know I'm a vegetarian so I wouldn't eat it anyway, but eating a bird is even worse. I'd feel like a cannibal just looking at it. I bet Gazzy's part turkey. Oh, wait! We already determined that he's part Ostrich. I like Ostriches, but they kind of scare me. I want to ride one though, that would be fun. What I really want to do is hire an ostrich to hide under Iggy's bed and scare him in the middle of the night to get him back for locking me in here. Can you hire an ostrich?

I wonder if birds like me more than other people. Do they like that we're almost related or are we as much freaks in their minds as we are to people? I wish I was a llama. Life would be so much easier that way.

I'm bored now. Are there any games in here that didn't blow up?...OMG! Last week I hid a number 8 ball in a hole is the wall! YES! TRIUMPH! IT'S STILL HERE!

Okay. What is the capital of New Guinea? Is there a capital? I seriously don't know. The whole lack of education thing.

Maybe.

What the hell is that supposed to mean? Okay, let's try again. Is Iggy gay?

Ask again later.

Ugh! I want some answers! Is my favorite color purple?

No.

OMG! That's right, it's lavender! Totally different! Ohhh! Is Total dreaming About Akila right now?

That's a possibility.

Of course he is.

(15 minutes later)

Are you on team Edward or team Jacob?

Yes.

Undecided I see. Max hates twilight and thinks both are disgusting. (And she's not alone on that one.) Why has Lindsey Lohan been in rehab so many times?

Always.

I see. Ikr? If a balloon is swallowed by someone with a punctured lung, is it possible for them to blow up the balloon inside of them?

Never.

Good point, they'd probably suffocate. Are elephants really afraid of mice?

Just shut the#*&^%# up and leave me alone!

OHEMGEE! The Magic 8 ball too? Why does everyone get annoyed by my constant babble! I didn't even know they could say that! Why would a kid's toy curse? You, my recorder, are the only one I have! ! (Door opens) Oh, hi Max!

So, did you like it? Please review!