Legolas and Goth Cat 2
The feline and the elf were completely in love. They stayed at Elrond's bar for many weeks, drinking, and eating and beep beep beep!
One day Elrond had enough of the two lovers in his bar eating his pickled eggs. 'Get out!' He said.
'No!' said Legolas and Pentagram together.
'Do it or else! I will call the Middle Earth Police Department!'
'Nothing can stop our luv!' said Pentagram, she gnawed on a mouldy egg.
Love, Elrond thought, that is it! He would destroy the love between Legolas and Goth Cat! But how?
Elrond spent many more days watching Pentagram and Legolas. They were disgusting. Elrond hated bestiality! But Elrond had come up with his plan. He noticed that Pentagram would always look thru Legolas' things. In case he was cheating. So he decided he would put a picture of another cat in Legolas' trunk! Elerdon printed out a pic of a cat and placed in in Legolas' trunk. This would surely work!
10 minutes later he heard the yowling of a cat and LEgolas' angry yells.
'I didn't cheat!' yelled Legolas.
'Meow Meow! (Yes u did).' Said Pentagram, she was wearing a black corset with a skeleton.
'Whoah whoah!' said Elrerond, smiling. 'We can settle this, Pentagram, do you have proof.'
Pentagram showed him the picture. It said 'Elrond Computers' on the top right. 'Meow!'
'Hmmm.' Said Elrond. 'This is hard evidence. Legolas r u sure u didn't cheat?'
'Yes, I am sure.'
'Well there's only one way to solve this … the lie detector test on da Gandalf Springer show!'
Chapter 2.5
Lerond, Legolas, and Pentagram prepared to go to Gondor for Galndalf's studio for the show. They boarded a pair of Mumakils and rode there.
'I didn't sheet!' said Leogollum but Pentagram just scratched him on the face.
They arrived at Gandalf's place. It was really rusty and there was a gigantic picture of Andrew Lincoln on the wall. The were lots of hobbits, elves, dwarves, and even Smaug were in the audience. Gandalf was sitting on a table on the stage snorting cocaine lines. He wore a black wizard hat with a plushy of Kyubey from Puella Magi Madoka Magica dangling from it. He was also wearing a ripped up checkerboard tuzedo and was fondling a cane made of pages from the Twilight Saga.
'Oh hello!' the intoxicated wizard said. 'Sit down, fools.'
'Hello.' Said Elfond timidly. The three sat down on the tables and the audience cackled.
A fat woman with approximately thirty chins came up and said:
'Cocaine-sama!' and then kicked Gandalf in the crotch.
'Ok, now we may begin,' said Gandalf. 'Wat is your problem.'
'Meow,' said Pentagram.
'Hmmm,' said Gandalf as he smoked a gigantic cigar. 'So the yellow woman cheated on u?'
'I'm a guy!' said Legolas.
Gandalf understood everything and got the lie detector test out. He tested Legolas. Then they waited. Pentagram was crying on the couch and Elrond was comforting the feline. Her ears were down.
Thirty minutes later, the results were in. Ganfool read them out.
'Legolas, you were asked if you ever cheated on Pentagram. You said no. The lie detector determined…. That was a LIE!'
'Ohhhhhhhh!' screamed the audience. Smaug breathed fire. Pentagram was trying to kill Legolas.
'Ok ok second question.' Gandalf continued. 'You were asked if you ever truly luved Pentagram. You said yes the lie detector determined… You were telling the TRUUUUTH!'
'Omg!' said the audience
'That's enough!' Said Pentagram. 'Legolas I h8 u!'
'Noooooo!' said Legolas as he snorted some of Gandalf's cocaine. 'Nooo!'
'I'm leaving!' said Pentagram, but just then SMaug reached over and kissed Pentagram on the lips! The audience gasped.
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