OK, I know that I said Zeus at the end of the last chap, but that was a mistake; I meant Ryou. Sorry for the long wait, HONEST I AM!
Disclaimer: I do not own TMM. Nor does my friend Mary. Because if we did, Ichigo and Kish would be an item. And Masaya would die. A horrible, painful death. And then we'd bring him back to life. And kill him again. SORRY to all you Masaya lover out there… Really, tho' Mary won't admit it, the only reason we resent him is because he stole Ichigo from Kish.
This chapter goes out to her, Mary, because she is totally and supremely awesome in every way and she knows it. She totally supports my story; LUFF YA MAR!
Enough with my rambling; on with the story!
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Various gods and goddesses lingered about the party, chatting it up and drinking nectar and ambrosia. Over by the huge pile of gifts stood the 'proud' parents, Head Goddess Miwa, and Head God Ryou. Ryou himself was grimacing at the child in his wife' arms.
"He looks NOTHING like me… Are you sure you didn't have an affair or something?" he sighed. Miwa just spared him a Look before turning back to her precious child. He opened his adorably large, yellow eyes and stared innocently up at her. The green fuzz on the top of his head did nothing to cover his large, pointy, sticky-out ears.
"My baby boy…" she sighed. "What should we name him?"
Ryou shrugged, trying to think of something sentimental. "Well… He does kind of look like that first bento you ever gave me back when we were children… How about Kishules? Y'know, KISH-ules…"
He was lucky that his wife WAS sentimental, otherwise she might have given him another Look. "It's perfect," she smiled, with misty eyes. "My little Kishules…" She tucked a bronze necklace around his chubby neck, sighing. Ryou looked around, needing to improvise a gift. He spied the clouds and thought of an idea.
"What are you doing, Ryou?" Miwa asked as Ryou began molding some clouds until a puffy white horse form appeared. He blew on it, and a tiny foal appeared in his hand, with a white body and red mane and tail.
"Its name is Masha," he sighed as the thing began snuggling up to baby Kishules in the crib, making continuous whinnying noises. He stretched. "Let's go to bed now; I'm tired…"
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Late into the night, under the river Styx, in the underworld, an evil God, the brother of Ryou, plotted. He toyed with little figurines on a large table, looking up when two guys, supposedly his minions, hurried in.
They both had rather large, long ears. One was short, with honey-brown eyes and brown hair up in two short pigtails. The other was tall, with purple hair in one pigtail on the left side of his hair. His eyes were a scheming brown. The tall one was Pai; the short one Tart.
"You're here, Master Masaya," Pai observed.
"Yes, I'm here," he snapped. "Are THEY here?!"
"Yes."
"And you didn't tell me?!"
"We didn't know you were here yet!" Tart broke in. Masaya gave him a glare that shut him up. He left, grumbling about dealing with the two of them later.
The dark-haired man arrived in a room where three ladies were arguing amiably. The oldest-looking was named Sakura, the teenager-looking one Moe, and the youngest-looking, maybe five years old, was Heicha. Heicha was protectively clutching a hot pink pair of sunglasses and whining about it being hers.
"So, you're-" Masaya began, but Sakura cut him off with an impatient "Here, yes." He sighed. "Well, then you know of my concerns a to my brother and his wife having-"
"A big bundle of bother, yes," Moe concluded. "We know everything." He grit his teeth.
"Yes, I know you know everything. I'm worried abou-"
"Whether you're gonna succeed, yadda yadda; we know!" Heicha exclaimed, shortly thereafter jumping frantically up and down, as Moe had stolen the sunglasses.
"I KNOW YOU KNOW!" Masaya snapped. Heicha, who had reclaimed the glasses, dropped them in fear, tears pricking at her eyes. He put on his lady-killer smile, attempting to smooth his outburst over. He picked up the glasses, dusting them off. He handed them to Moe.
"Please, ladies, my fate rests in your palms, though I understand if you can't- Might I say you're looking lovely today…"
Moe awed at Sakura, who clucked her tongue but nodded anyway, relenting. Moe squealed and donned the glasses.
"In eighteen years to date from now
The planets will align, this we vow
You will take over Mt. Tokyo
Unleashing the titans upon your foe
But beware, of young Kishules
For if he shows to fight, you would fall to your knees
Your titan army would fearfully retreat
And you would have to admit defeat."
Masaya stared as the prophecy was finished, then left, his face a stony mask. After ranting and raving about how the brat would spoil his plans, he sent his two minions, Pai and Tart, off to kill the infant Kishules.
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Well, that's done! Happy me, and hopefully, happy you. I hope you enjoyed the second chapter, and I hope it was different enough from the movie!
In the actual TMM:
Miwa: One of Ichigo's friends.
Sakura: Ichigo's mom.
Moe: Ichigo's other friend.
Heicha: Pudding's little sister.
Thing of the day I am not to do should I ever be in the TMM world:
I will not A Compare Moe to the one in the Three Stooges, and/or 2 Attempt to mow the lawn with her.
See yalls!
And yes, BTW, MashaMini Mew is now a horse, and red and white- Pink is just to girls for Kish.