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Dean tossed and turned the first night as a female, he was cold and the covers just didn't seem to help at all.

He huffed in annoyance until Arandi spooned him behind him wrapping strong arms around him and he sighed. He liked being spooned and warmth filled him and he was asleep in minutes.

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Dean stood in the shower letting the warm water wash over him and he couldn't help looking at himself in the mirror and felt quite sheepish that he was turning himself on with his own smoking hot wet reflection.

It was such a different kind of turned on the same heat thrumming through his body but building in the center of a whole different part of his body and fuck he hissed as he washed with the wash cloth.

Although curiosity would abound he wasn't quite ready to have sex as a female so glad that Arandi had run out to get their dinner with Jade he explored his body slowly until he was panting wanting and needing more.

He had pleased enough women in his lifetime especially Arandi to know where to go and soon he was in a frenzy as his hand worked with the wash cloth between his legs and if he didn't know they were coming from him the moans would have wrecked him.

He imagined Randy pounding into him from behind and it turned him on way more than it should. He blamed it on having female hormones at the moment.

But it was enough to push him over and the feeling was intense and hot, an orgasm at a whole different level. He leaned back letting the water wash over him again.

He smiled when things got righted again he was going to have completely new insight on how to get Arandi going better than ever before.

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He felt like he had cheated once he left the bathroom even though it was him it was still another woman if that made any sense.

It was just way too weird to have so many curves and the bra was just going to take a lifetime to get used to. He shuddered at the thought that he would get that time to adjust.

Arandi found him sulking.

"What's the matter?"

"What if we don't change back?" He asked feeling on the verge of tears and that only pissed him off.

Arandi sighed stepping close to him and he liked the way she smelled as a male. She lifted his chin. "I'll love you know matter what you look like, you're still the same Dean on the inside, just with awesome curves and well you know."

Dean knew he was blushing. "I love you too and you know how weird it is to say that to another man who isn't my brother?"

"I'm still me in here too." Arandi sighed and pulled him into a hug. Dean couldn't remember the last time he had had to tippy toe for anything.

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Randy came out of the bathroom in nothing but a towel smelling fresh and fuck.

Deana stared at him feeling all kinds of heat stirring up but at the same time intense fear and dread.

As a man Arandi was just as hot as she was as a female and those fucking crazy blue eyes only seemed more intense in her male chiseled face.

He licked his lips as muscles rippled over firm sexy chest and ok this was just too fucking awkward.

"It's ok if you get to know your body you know." He blurted practically confessing what he had done earlier.

Randy didn't raise his head giving away that that part of the game had already been played.

Deana sighed. "Did it feel different?"

"Yeah of course I'm not used to stuff shooting out of me like that but you fuckers are lucky to be able to pee any fucking where with just an unzip of the fly."

Deana bit her lower lip. "Can I see it?" She whispered.

Randy lifted curious eyes with raised eyebrows. "This shouldn't be so fucking awkward."

"It shouldn't." Deana said getting on her knees on the bed in anticipation.

Randy turned red running large fingers through raven hair. "You wanna see it so bad then do something about it."

Deana crawled across the bed where Randy stood and gave the towel a yank.

"Not so shy are you?" Randy chuckled nervously.

Deana stared in awe at naked Randy licking lips again. "Do you think anyone else in the world has ever had this being with the person they love in a gender swap?"

"I doubt anyone else has been blessed with our amazing luck." Randy sighed caressing Deana's face.

She leaned into the touch and sighed. "Can I…please?"

"Fuck….." Randy huffed and Deana smirked watching the reaction to the starting erection without a single touch so far.

"Well you are proportional." Deana giggled and Dean wasn't sure he could handle giggling for long. She reached out her hand shaking.

Of course the phone would ring right then making them both jump out of their skin.

"Fucking shit." Deana hissed answering. "Hey Bobby you got anything?"

"Who is this?"

"Dean Bobby."

"Damn you need to apply for a phone sex hot line with that voice." Bobby snickered. "Well even as Dean now that I think about it."

"Bite me old man."

"I talked to a good witch and she says since you killed a witch that was killing virgins she made the four of you into victims."

"You mean we're all virgins?"

"You got it."

"So if we lose our virginity we're back to normal?"

"Do you really think it would be that easy when you're a Winchester?" Bobby huffed.

Deana rolled her eyes. "Yeah well being female has made me…." The warning look from Randy shut him up.

"So how bad is it Bobby?"

"I'm sending the report to you e-mail because I just can't say it out loud."

"Alright then thanks Bobby."

"Let me know how it goes and if you need anything else."

Deana headed to the laptop with Randy now dressed close behind.

They read the report and groaned, they were so fucked.

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"Having to lose our virginity is the best part." Deana said to Samantha. "The fact that we charred the witch and no way can get her blood for the ritual has us screwed and the fact that we have to wait until the next Friday the thirteenth which isn't for three months is going to kill us. I can't handle a monthly cycle Sammy."

"I think we can get the blood." Samantha answered. "Remember that most witches keep vials of their own blood for rituals of their own and I'm sure this one was no different."

"Good then we find out where she did her spells and hope that we luck out but the fact remains we still have to wait three months. At least the losing our virginity part can be done ahead of time as long as we don't enter the circle still virgins we are good to go." Deana fidgeted.

"You know that we are going to have to be completely thorough with that so no loop holes come back to bite us in the ass." Samantha added.

"You just want to take it up the ass but you're right."

"So are you just going to pretend the rest of it doesn't exist?"

"Sammy why us?" Deana shuddered.

"We're Winchesters isn't that enough?" Sam huffed.

The rest of the ritual required that each one of them spill the seed of another in the circle which meant they had to collect sperm from four different donors, blood from a male and female virgin unrelated to them and then to top it all off they had to stand in the ritual circle butt naked and swap spit with each other.

"It could have been worse." Samantha offered.

"Don't even say it Sammy fuck now you got me thinking about it, you are wrong on so many levels!" Deana hissed.

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They spent an entire day shopping now that they knew they were stuck in their forms for a while. They needed better fitting clothes and Dean would have been happy just with jeans and t-shirts but Randy added blouses and a couple of dresses helping her choose styles and colors.

"I'm not wearing heels." Deana grumbled.

"You like it when I wear heels." Randy hummed. "You like a lot."

Deana blushed. "Ok fine." She could hardly deal with having to brush long hair and put it in a ponytail and had begged Randy to let her cut it short and stylish.

Randy had said no and Deana had pouted and to Randy it was almost the equivalent of Sam's puppy dog eyes of doom and should be listed under super human powers but he had stood his ground.

Deana just about burst into tears when she had to buy tampons. "I don't even know how these things work." She lamented.

"I'll try my best to show you baby." Randy had offered and leaned in to kiss her. It was their first kiss in these new forms and as much as they knew each other it was a million kinds of familiar as it was a million kinds of different.

All that they knew was that it felt right and they belonged together no matter what they looked like or packed down south.

"Hell you could be a panther and I could be a wolf and we'd still find a way to click." Deana smiled, contented with the fact that she would always have a love so pure.

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Getting used to hunting as a female was hard for Dean, he couldn't get past the must protect everyone else at all costs mode.

Randy at six two and over two hundred pounds of solid muscle didn't much need the protecting. So if this was how Arandi felt when Dean protected her now he got it and he wouldn't soon forget.

It took them two days to find the witch's ritual room and they were prepared for just about anything except for the fact that the witch's familiar was a freaking literal grizzly.

While Samantha dashed for the vials of blood Randy led the bear in circles only angering the bear more than it had initially been.

Still trying to adjust to the added weight and height Randy tripped falling as the bear advanced and Deana might have been all female now on the outside but was still all Dean on the inside and threw herself in the way.

The bear's claws ripped the tender flesh of Deana's back sending her flying into a wall where she lay in a crumpled heap.

Randy hadn't planned on killing the bear but suddenly with just the mere thought of Deana being hurt he was standing with the dagger imbedded to the hilt in the bear's heart.

He didn't give it a second thought and rushed to Deana's side. Samantha had what they needed and even in female form he fretted over his brother, now sister.

Randy lifted the unconscious Deana into his arms and the switch of rolls was stranger by the minute.

Deana stirred slightly the pain making her nauseas and looked up into intense blue eyes. It wasn't as if Dean had never been carried before, Sam had carried him more than once in their line of work but this, this was so different and so intimate. It was nice to be taken care of like this. Although by the look in Randy's eyes she was in for it.

Deana closed her eyes and let the swirl of black drag her down for a little while.

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"Are you going to say anything?" Deana asked quietly.

"Should I waste my breath?" Randy huffed.

"It's not that bad really." Deana lied hoping Randy wouldn't look so pissed even though it was a hot look on him.

"So now you have the ability to see your back?"

"Yeah it's called a mirror."

"Well said mirror is lying to your ass!"

"I wasn't going to let you get hurt just because you're a dude now with balls as big as Texas, you said it yourself I'm still Dean in here and taking care of you protecting you is never going to change!" Deana stood up too fast and swayed.

Randy caught her. "Stay your ass in bed you stubborn little shit."

Deana pouted and Randy huffed ok so now he got why Dean caved like a house of cards when Arandi used that look. Two could play that hustle so Randy lowered his head looking up and Deana through thick lashes biting his lower lip.

Deana visibly shuddered at the look that she thought Dean had mastered but coming from Randy well fuck she wanted him right the fuck now and just wasn't going to happen with her back the way it was.

"You've been around me way too long." Deana huffed.

Randy smirked. "You think? Lie down so I can put the salve on the cuts and holy water."

Deana did as she was told dropping the sheet that had been covering her to lie on her stomach.

Randy gently cleaned the cuts and dressed them and made her take pills.

Deana lay exhausted and even hornier with the wandering gentle touches and soft kiss to the back of her neck didn't help either. She let out a soft moan.

There was a few minutes of complete silence and then Deana felt the bed shift and Randy sliding her knee up.

"What are you doing?" Deana whispered.

"I'm taking care of you." Randy whispered laying soft butterfly kisses down the small of her back gently massaging her cheeks then Deana felt Randy's fingers gently rubbing her clit and she mewled with want.

She felt Randy slide down the bed and startled when she felt the probe of the tongue against her wetness and fuck no wonder Arandi loved this it was electric and just hot.

Deana clawed the sheets as Randy worked her to a frenzy and having been a woman he knew exactly where to probe exactly where to flick fast and hot.

In minutes Deana screamed his name as she fell over the edge of complete obscene pleasure. The pills were kicking in and as much as Deana wanted to reciprocate the lure of drowsy orgasmic haze drug her down.

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They continued hunting trying to keep busy so hopefully the days wouldn't drag. Still it seemed like forever.

Deana apologized to Randy for falling asleep that night but he had only said that it was fine and had thus far not allowed Deana to touch him.

She was feeling a bit unwanted. "If you want someone else you can tell me." She whispered curled up on the bed in shorts and a tank top.

Randy glared at her. "Wrecked hormones, first warnings of your period coming."

"How am I supposed to feel when we were Dean and Arandi we barely went a day without being all over each other like it was our last chance ever and now you just…I miss you, don't you miss me?"

"Only when I breathe." Randy whispered. "I'm scared." He admitted.

"And you think I'm not? We just have to stick together like every other time." Deana took his hand.

"I get that I do baby but you have to give me time to adjust to this please." Randy kissed her softly.

"I'll give you all the time you need but you know I love you."

"Yeah I know." Randy sighed.

"And I know how to make you feel so good."

"I know that too."

"So will you let me? We don't have to have sex yet just let me show you how good it feels."

Randy sighed. "I'll make you a deal as soon as you end your period we'll do whatever you want."

"How are you so sure I'm going to start?"

"I've only been having to deal with it most of my life."

Deana started two hours later.

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"This is ridiculous women deserve fucking medals for having to deal with this shit once a month." Deana groaned as the cramps took over again.

"Here use this it helps a little." Randy handed Deana a heating pad.

"Just where am I supposed to put it?" Deana asked unsure.

"You really have never paid attention when I'm on my period have you?" Randy asked.

"I kind of try to avoid you because you get a tad bit….well….." Deana squirmed uncomfortably.

"The word is bitchy."

"I told you I love you right." Deana deterred.

Randy chuckled. "We'll see how much you love me tomorrow."

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"Not one of my fucking pants fits me right and how in the hell do you get used to walking around with the stick shoved in your cootch?" Deana grumbled tossing a boot aggressively across the hotel room.

"Calm down it's not that bad." Randy sighed looking up from the laptop.

"Not that bad? If you didn't go through this all of time I swear I would stab you! Calm down? Fucking calm down he says."

The other boot flew across the room.

"I'm going to go get dinner." Randy growled and walked out the door.

He really just needed air to breathe because although he knew exactly what Deana was going through it was an entirely different story when you were on the receiving end of the spewing.

He would let her vent and get them a nice dinner and then cuddle up help her through the cramps.

Half way through waiting for their order realization dawned on Randy. "Oh fuck I just walked on her and she's never had a period before oh fuck oh fuck." He grabbed the bags of food tossed money on the counter and rushed back to the room.

Sure enough he found Deana pressed against the corner in the room crying.

Randy slid down onto the floor beside her.

Deana looked up at him with wide green shimmering pools, breath hitching. "I thought you left me, I'm sorry."

"Baby I told you I was getting dinner." Randy pulled her close.

"I threatened to stab you and you slammed the door and you looked so mad and look at me I'm just a fat mess." Deana sobbed.

"Have you ever left me?" Randy asked.

"No but I thought of exorcising you more than once."

"Maybe we should give that a try."

Deana laughed curling up into Randy's arms. "Do you know how hard it is for someone as macho as me to be going through this?"

"I think I can imagine. Now come on let's get you off the floor." Randy stood up.

Somehow they made it through the rest of the seven days.

TBC

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