Note: Danganronpa reference for chapter title. Someone save my precious Hinata and Naegi.

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Heeding the arcobaleno's advice, Tsunayoshi was about to jump out of the window when Lambo started hugging his legs. Letting out a growl, he picked up the child and glared at him. "What do you think are you doing?"

"Lambo wants candies and ramen and dumplings! Dame-Tsuna, go get me some!" Lambo started hitting his left leg with his fists.

Dame-Tsuna? The atmosphere in the room grew cold and tense. "You dare give me such a nickname?" asked Tsunayoshi.

Lambo, not intimidated, said, "Dame-Tsuna will always be Dame-Tsuna! Now go get me grape candies. I want lots and lots of them!"

Infuriated at the idiocy, Tsunayoshi took hold of Lambo by the afro and poised himself in a throwing stance. He threw the child outside the window, satisfied at the "Gupya" he heard. That cow has guts calling me that. When I see him again I'll burn him to death. He finally jumped out of the window and landed on the roof next door. Again, he moved his head from left to right, pondering where he was.

"Juudaime! What are you doing there?"

The voice made him look down. Seeing Gokudera shouting, he jumped down next to him and saw Yamamoto besides him. "Hayato, why are you yelling? It's annoying."

Tsunayoshi was taken aback at the sudden tears in Gokudera's eyes. "Juudaime! My unworthy name does not deserve to be said in your gracious lips."

"What the hell are you talking about?" asked Tsunayoshi, feeling doubly annoyed. "What are you and Takeshi doing here anyway?"

Gokudera scowled. "Well, I stood here waiting for you as always, Juudaime, but this idiot had to come along and decided for himself to wait for you too. But never fear, Juudaime! I, as your right-hand man, can protect you even without this moron here."

Yamamoto laughed, seemingly used to Gokudera's treatment. "Yo, Tsuna. You're going to call us by our names now? About time."

"What are you two muttering about? I always call you that, and since when did you start being," Tsunayoshi paused and scrunched his nose, "all smiley now?"

Takeshi looked slightly confused. "Nope, you call Haya-chan here Gokudera and me Yamamoto-kun, and I think I always smile like this."

"Haya-chan? When the fuck did I tell you to call me that, baseball idiot?" A blush rose to Gokudera's cheeks.

Tsunayoshi inwardly growled. Did these two got hit by a gigantic truck? What's up with Takeshi looking so happy? That's a miracle; he's always frowning, and Hayato, why is he acting so flustered? He never loses his composure before. Whatever. I'm getting pissed off at their antics. Ignoring the two, he jumped back on the roof.

"Juudaime, what are you doing?" When Tsunayoshi didn't even spare him a glance, he continued shouting, "Juudaime! Is this new training? Jumping on roofs?"

Tsunayoshi started to once again jump on the roofs, leaving a wailing Gokudera and a Yamamoto trying to calm him. He repeated the words of the arcobaleno in his mind, Go to school. You'll find your answers there. He headed towards Namimori Middle School, now knowing where he was, and continued to jump from roof to roof, but kept warily looking at his surroundings. Everything felt weird. Ever since he opened his eyes to wake up in that room, he knew something was greatly wrong.

His Lightning Guardian, the polite kid Lambo Bovino, had started calling him by not only a rude, but also a very stupid nickname. His Storm Guardian, the always calm and collected Hayato, was acting flustered and started praising him as if he was a god. His Rain Guardian, the one who had a permanent scowl etched on his face Takeshi, had laughed and even called Hayato a sickening nickname, Haya-chan.

As the school came into view, Tsunayoshi effortlessly jumped down. Nothing seemed different, he noticed, except for a person standing besides the gate. A black jacket hung on his shoulders, and Tsunayoshi easily recognised the Disciplinary Committee's banner on his left bicep.

Another new thing is happening. Tsunayoshi thought as he strolled towards the open gates. He chuckled as he saw the person that stood in front of him. This was certainly something he hadn't thought he'd do, but he liked it, and maybe he would sometime request him to do this for him again.

The person that stood waiting for him was about to say something when Tsunayoshi crashed his lips into his, incredibly pleased to see what he was wearing. As he broke the connection, he smirked at his lover's widened eyes. "Kyouya, who would've thought you'd cosplay as me?" whispered Tsunayoshi airily in Hibari's ears. "That's hot. You should do this often when we're alone, preferably when we're having our fun time."

An aura emitted from Hibari, much more deadlier and intimidating than Tsunayoshi was used to. A pair of tonfa appeared in his hands. In a flash, he swiped the tonfa at Tsunayoshi, who was able to dodge quite easily.

"For being tardy and for violating public morals, I'll bite you to death."

-x-

Tsunayoshi dodged as another tonfa almost collided with his face. Left, right, left, right, jump backwards, left, right, jump – a cycle that had no end. All he was doing was dodging, still unable to process what was happening. Surprise was still evident in his face; he was quite shocked when his adorable lover started attacking him. Had he done something to make him mad? But the look in Hibari's eyes looked like he was enjoying this.

Tsunayoshi grabbed both tonfa with his bare hands, as Hibari attempted to simultaneously hit him with the steel rods. He kicked Tsunayoshi on the stomach, making him fly a few metres, only to be painfully stopped by a tree.

Standing up, Tsunayoshi glared. "What do you think are you doing, Kyouya?"

"I don't remember permitting you to call me by my name, herbivore." Hibari started running swiftly towards him. Swinging his arm, his tonfa met with the trunk of the tree. He glanced sideways, looking for Tsunayoshi who disappeared.

"What are you doing?" Tsunayoshi spoke from behind him. Hibari whipped his head and saw Tsunayoshi, with an orange flame lighting his forehead, eyes in deep hue of orange, hands that used to be bare now have on steel gloves with the Vongola crest on it.

"What does it seem like I'm doing, herbivore?" Hibari responded with a tonfa, which was easily avoided by Tsunayoshi.

Tsunayoshi was beginning to get irritated at not receiving decent answers. He flew up, thinking Hibari wouldn't be able to reach him, but he was proven wrong when Hibari lighted his flame in a purple box. A hedgehog came out on his palm, yawning cutely.

"Roll, propagate." The hedgehog stopped yawning and started to grow big. A few more of the circular hedgehogs appeared. Tsunayoshi watched fascinated as Hibari used the hedgehog as a foothold, jumping from one to another and started once more to hit him.

Wao, last time I faced Roll seriously was when Kyouya's future self was training me. Tsuna mused.

Tsunayoshi snapped out of his thoughts as a tonfa collided on his cheek. On instinct, he punched his attacker square on the face. Hibari staggered a little but was able to regain his balance. Blood, however, started to slide down from his nose. Shit. I just punched Kyouya in the face.

Hibari glared at him, his aura swiftly shifting from deadly to deadlier. Tsunayoshi watched as his lips curved in a smirk. Kyouya's smirking. This is certainly interesting. Tsunayoshi couldn't help but smirk in return.

"Tsunayoshi-kun."

He glanced down to see the person shouting his name, who was smiling widely and was looking at the two of them.

"Welcome to a parallel world!"