We kept flying and I noticed Deidara always tried to reach for the sun.
"Deidara no danna, get over it, you can't reach the sun" I said.
"Is not the sun, brat" He replied facing me, "It's a portal, hm"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" I said.
"To my dimension, hm…" He said.
"OH MY GOD DEIDARA NO DANNA!" I said.
"Get over it brat, hm" Deidara said rolling his eyes. "Remember, don't annoy me" He said.
"HM!" I replied.
We finally reached the portal and all went blurry. I saw my hands and they looked funny, then my legs then my shoes. I looked like a… anime character. I looked at Deidara and he obviously looked the same, BUT I LOOKED LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER! I touched my hands, then my legs, then my shoes and then my hair. I wanted so badly to see my face!
"So… you didn't blacked out? Hm" Deidara said, not facing me.
"YES! Or no… I don't know Deidara no danna!" I said cheerfully.
"We are arriving in 4 minutes brat, hm" He said.
We landed on the ground and the bird turned into a cloud of smoke.
"This way, hm" He said, not facing me.
"Hey… hihi, where's the lair?" I asked.
"This way, hm" He said, still not facing me.
"Look…a rock" I said. I wanted him to turn around!
"Good for you, hm" He replied, not turning around.
"You should turn AROUND and LOOK at it!" I said.
"No, I've seen to many rocks, hm" He said
Oh no! He didn't say I was like the rest!
"But this one is PRETTIER!" I added.
"Nah, I don't think so, hm" He said.
"IT FUCKING IS!" I said stopping. "AND BESIDES, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU HAVEN'T TURNED AROUND!" I said.
"We arrived, hm" He said, not paying attention.
"DICKHEAD!" I said turning around. "I won't go in!" I said.
"Suit you, hm" He said, getting inside and closing the door.
I turned around and glared at the door.
"STUPID OLD FAG," I started kicking the door. "YOU ARE AN IDIOT UKE I HATE YOU WITH ALL MY FUCKING SOUL, I HOPE YOU DIE! ART IS ETERNAL BITCH! DIE. DIE I SAY! I HATE YOU! YOU ARE A HELPLESS MORON THAT THINKS WITH HIS TINY DICK SO GO ON AND PLEASURE YOURSELF 'CAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY THING YOU ARE GOING TO GET! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE AN IDIOT VIRGIN THAT WILL DIE TOMORROW WHEN THIS GIANT DOG FUCKS YOU! NOT EVEN SLUTS WILL AGREE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU! NOT EVEN YOUR HAND! MANWHORE! MANWHORE! MANWHORE!" I said, catching my breath. "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKING DANNA!" I finally ended and leave.
I started running to another place. I don't care where. Just another place. Home. The thought hit me. I wanted to go home. I climbed a tree, rest on his branch and started to cry. I felt like an idiot. I didn't want to say all that bullshit to Deidara. First, I DO love him, and second I think he is no virgin. If God really loves me, Deidara acted like a really big douchebag and leaved to his room when I started screaming all that. And then I wanted to go home. I didn't know anybody, Deidara left me I the woods (YUPI!) and now I'm starving.
?'s POV
"Stop it…" Anna said, half giggling half complaining.
"Get up sleepy head!" I said again, some bangs brushing her cheek.
"Five minutes more, please Kelly" She said rolling, falling to the floor. "FUCK!"
"So you're finally awake!" I said, jumping off the branch.
"Ugh… Oh… Hi Konan" She said rubbing her eyes.
"So when did you arrive?" I asked, helping her to get up.
"Uh… yesterday?" She said stumbling.
"So why you're here?" I asked.
"LONG story" She said.
"We have time" I said smiling.
"Well I'm just telling because you're my best friend now" She said.
"Hahaha, what?" I asked.
"You are the only girl in the Akatsuki, so yeah. We are besties now!" She said.
"YAY! Two girls in the Akatsuki!" I said.
"Well what happened is that I arrived yesterday with… Deidara, so something funny happened and well he left me here out in the woods…" I said.
"Wait. You were the girl that started screaming?" I asked, unable to hide my chuckle.
"What? You heard it?" She asked, with a sick face.
"Um well yeah, everyone in the living room heard it. So yeah, everyone, except Pein heard it" I said.
"EVEN DEIDARA?" She asked, completely freaked out.
"Yeah…" I said. "We arrived!"
"I'm NOT going in there!" She said.
Anna's POV
I couldn't get in there! After all what I said? NO! I have to see Deidara everyday knowing I said all that things to him! And then everyone heard it. That's it, I'm returning home.
"Take me home!" I said freaking out.
"Anna… C'mon, don't act like that" Konan said grabbing my arm.
"No! Don't touch me! Let me go!" I insisted.
?'s POV
"Look, I think the new one is here" I said looking out the window.
"I thought she arrived yesterday, Deidara" Itachi said.
"…hm"
"NO! LET ME GO! PLEASE! SOMEONE HELP ME!" I heard the new girl scream from the yard.
"Hahaha, funny" I said looking once again. "I think they are fighting"
"What, hm?" Deidara asked, finally paying attention.
"I said that they are fighting" I said annoyed.
"Move Kisame, hm" Deidara said, shoving me aside.
"HELP! ZETSU EAT ME!" She screamed again.
"HE CAN'T EAT MEMBERS!" Konan replied, tightening her grip on Anna.
"I'M NOT OFFICIALLY A MEMBER!" Anna replied.
Anna's POV
"I DON'T CARE! YOU ARE GOING TO BE!" Konan screamed in my ear.
"DON'T SCREAM IN MY EAR" I said.
"THEN GO IN THE LAIR!" Konan said pulling my hair.
"NEVER! KAKUZU I'M BLOWING YOUR MONEY IF YOU DON'T KILL ME!" I said trying to bite her.
"HE WON'T KILL YOU, YOU MASOCHIST!" Konan replied, pushing me, making me step closer to the door.
"HIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AN! SACRIFICE ME TO JASHIN!" I said trying to slip from her grip.
"STOP!" Konan said.
"NO! SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME! HELP! PLEASE!" I insisted.
"Please, shut up!" Konan said.
"I'm gonna bite you!" I side, biting her arm.
"Oi! Stop! STOP!" Konan said, been unable to make me stop.
"ITACHI KILL ME! OR I KILL SASUKE!" I said.
"Anna! WE ARE NO LONGER BESTIES!" Konan said hitting my head.
"Well that's it! I'M KILLING SASUKE!" I said.
"OKAY!" Konan replied.
"NARUTO SAVE ME!" I said.
"Oh for the love of God" Konan started.
"PLEASE! KONOHA! 911! PLEASE!"
"Anna STOP!" Konan insisted.
"RAPE! KONAN IS RAPING ME! RAPE! PEIN! HELP ME! KONAN IS RAPING ME!" I said.
"Anna!" Konan said.
And then I lost my head. I kissed Konan and she finally let me free. So I started to run like an idiot.
"GO AWAY!" I said.
"COME HERE!" Konan said, waking up from her trance.
"NO!" I said.
"Ugh! Tobi! Catch her!" Konan said.
"Wh-what?" I said turning around to see this tall lollypop heading towards me.
"Tobi caught her, Konan-sama" Tobi said handing me to her.
"NO Tobi please!" I said.
"That's it!" Konan said, hitting my neck, making me faint.