Disclaimer: I don't own a damn thing. I'm practically homeless.
Chapter 2:
Annabeth:
I just had the weirdest dream ever. I was some kind of slut and I liked My Little Pony. And Percy asked me out and I thought he wanted sex! I can't even fathom any of these things being true in reality!
I mean, get real, I'm not just some kind of slut I'm THE slut! And I don't like My Little Pony, I fucking love it! As for that last part actually yeah that happened.
I get up out of my bed and head towards the shower. Once in the shower I strip down and grab my rubber ducky Mr. Squiggles. There was a brief period of time in which I thought I might love him but in the end, we decided to just be friends. Now he's my favorite bath time toy. But don't tell that to Ally the Alligator and Pepper the squeezy Penguin. So after I play with those guys for awhile I get out and go to my drawer to get dressed. In a rare moment of modesty, I decide to wear my see through tank top (with a see through bra of course, I'm not a total animal!), my leggings (also see through-duh), and my stripper heels.
After I'm dressed I head outside and go to the Aphrodite cabin. Once I get to the door I knock thrice. "Psst, it's me Annabeth, do you have the stuff?" I whisper very loudly so I recieve multiple dirty looks from sleepy campers. Piper opens the door and gestures me inside discreetly. "Yeah I got it." she says. "Yes!" I exclaim " let's see it!" She opens the black trash bag lying on her bed and reveals several pirated DVD copies of The Notebook. "How many do you want?" she asks in a low voice "God Piper it's not like we're doing anything wrong you're making us looks suspicious." I say. "Quiet down Annabeth, this is wrong, pirated DVDs are illegal you know."she states. I I walk to the window and open it cupping my hands around my mouth "Why yes Piper, I will have the premium drugs thank you for asking" I shout at the top of my lungs. "Shhh!" Piper whispers pulling me away from the window. "Just tell me how many copies you want so you can get out of here already!" she says. "Yeah yeah yeah, I'll just take one. Save the others for the heartbroken ladies who will run amuck after I have sex with Percy on Saturday."I say with a smile in my voice. "Sex!? With Percy?! Saturday?!" She asks surprised. "Yes Piper, congratulations on restating everything I just said five seconds ago."I say sarcastically. "Are you sure he wanted sex? Maybe he was just asking you out because he genuinely likes you, not because of your body." she tells me. "Oh please Piper, have you seen me lately? There's no way in hades he doesn't want sex. I'm fucking gorgeous!" I exclaim confidently. "Alright alright! Hey Annie, I've got a job for you. See I really like Jason and- "No way really? I never would have guessed!" I say with fake enthusiasm. She shoots me a look and I smirk at her as she continues "so yeah, I really like him and I- "Let me guess, you want me to sneak into his cabin, drug him, and kidnap him for you delivering him to your cabin?"I say. "Actually I was just going to ask you to deliver a love note to him, but your idea is much better! Get on that will ya?"she demands. I smile at her and say "I guess I will need the premium drugs after all!"