A/N: I know it's not a lot. Neither was the last one, so at least I'm consistent. This is from Audrey's point of view, whereas the first chapter was from Edward's (if you didn't figure that out, then you might need help). Have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S.: if you don't know what finger steeple-ing is, check my profile.

Disclaimer: If I owned The Twilight Saga, Seth would have been the main character. But I don't so… yea.

Chapter Title/Song: 'The Time Warp' by: Rocky Horror Picture Show

Lyric: "Well-secluded, I see all/ With a bit of a mind flip/ You're there in the time slip"

I stood, leaning on one of the Cullen's white walls, staring into space. I might have looked idle, but mentally, I was scanning through the parts of Edward's life I had missed during my absence. Most of his past recently consists of Bella: seeing Bella, kissing Bella, saving Bella, kissing Bella, almost killing himself for Bella (my favorite part), kissing Bella, on Isle Esme with Bella where they did something more than kiss. Ew. I backed out of his mind as quick as I could.

My 'gift' is that I know other people's pasts, its almost like I knew them all their life as soon as a see them. It is just surprising that I have a gift because all I did while I was human was really gossip. To the point where I knew almost everything about everybody. See the connection? Coincidence? I think not.

When I was mentally disgusted, Edward let out a small chuckle from somewhere in the house. I gave him evil eyes even though he was looking at Renesmee, not me, not very mature, but whatever. I might be physically 17 (and a half) and technically over 100, but I (sometimes) have the attitude of 5-year-old.

So I asked myself: WWA5YOD (what would a 5-year-old do)? The answer: payback [insert malicious laugh and finger steeple-ing here].

My payback was *drum roll* Jacob. I thought about how when Jacob touched me, it felt like having hot cocoa on a cold winter day, unlike when Seth does (that just burns). How when I smelled him it was like one great big Christmas tree. I had just gotten to how great it felt when he kissed me (yummmmm….), when out of the corner of my eye, I saw Edward shiver.

"What was that for?!?" he asked, equally disgusted my mental image as I was of his, not like he didn't know. Ha-ha, my plan worked.

"Feather pillows," I muttered. He chuckled again and Bella (who was right next to him) looked like she would have been blushing.

"That will teach you stay out of people's business."

"Ditto," I smirked. Again, not the most mature of responses, but I don't really care. I pushed myself from the wall and headed outside to find Jacob.

Except, I remembered Jacob went to do something or other, so I decided to go shopping. I needed some new clothes badly and headed up to Port Angeles.