A State Military Christmas

By: TheWildFool2011

(I DO NOT OWN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST)

It was day two of being stuck in Winry's house with everyone. Ed was sleeping beside Al who stayed up after being given his head back by Roy, "What day is it…?" Roy asked irritably glaring at Ed thinking of a way to get the alchemist back.

Winry got up walking to the other room to look at the calendar, "The 21st…" everyone sighed hanging their heads low. A strange noise then began to erupt from Al's body, looking around nervously Al tried to quiet the noise that was coming from him, "Care to explain Alphonse?" as soon he looked up Riza was staring right into his face.

"Uhh…well…" Al nervously started off but before he could finish kittens started to pop out from his armored body. Roy kicked off Al's head causing it to hit Hughes in the back of his head, "Hmph, thought so, cats."

Hughes rubbed the back of his head and picked up Al's head rolling it to the right, "You didn't have to kick it at me Roy." Hughes continued to be over dramatic.

"Pose." Armstrong continued to be a show off in the mirror, "Pose, and strike another poser. Yes, this sexy body! My Christmas present to anyone who swoons over me!" sparkles began to erupt from his body, Winry's eyes twitched, 'Oh, god please let the snow melt quickly so I can kick some of these people out…' she walked into the kitchen, "I need to get drunk off of anything and quick before I lose my mind…"

Roy walked away from Al, "I need egg nog…lots and lots of egg nog." Riza looked at Roy as he made his way to the kitchen then turned her attention to Al and sighed, "You know Ed is going to be mad at you for having all these kittens..." Ed drooled from his mouth as he snored.

**Hour's Later**

Roy stumbled around with a paper pirate hat one, "Arrgh! I'mma gonna have ya walk the plank!" he began to get the hiccups. Winry tumbled down the steps with a pirate hat on and a wooden sword in her hand, "Hiccup, AYE challenges thee to thou dual!"

Riza's eye twitched as Hughes ran around with a lamp shade on his head, "WEEEEE!" Armstrong whipped out a mic and began to sing Hello Kitty song, "I'm just going to go to sleep now…and this will all just be a dream…all of it…all of it…" lying in a fetal position Riza began to rock back and forth.

Ed chased Al around the house throwing anything he can get his hands on at him, "I said I was sorry brother!" Al screamed as most of the things thrown at him landed inside his empty armor the cats were scattered everywhere and about three of them were clinging themselves to Ed, "I don't give a living crap if it was an accident or not! You're gonna get it this time Al!"

~~ LOL! This is true madness indeed. I would never wanna be stuck in a room filled with crazy pplz, unfortunately Ed was and this is the price he paid. (Check out my YYH Special called "A Kurama Cam Special: Holidays") Well until next time, Peace! And I shall continue to finish up on the specials readers!

Yours truly, TheWildFool2011~~