A/N: Hello there! I'm back with Chapter 2! In this chapter, just because Wolfdude16 asked so nicely, I will introduce Lucario. Next chapter will most likely be Marth. 3 Wolfdude doesn't really like my Toon Link, and neither do I, but I love him in a sort of way. His attitude was inspired by ... I don't even ... know I'm sorry if you don't enjoy my humor, but it makes others laugh, as well as myself. I'm happy I finally got around to rewriting this fic. Hopefully, you like it.

Anywhoo, please enjoy, and please review!

Disclaimer: I do not own any SSB characters, but I partially own Sasha and Jerammy. I guess you could say that I own Toon Pimp in a way. :P

Chapter 2: Welcome! Lucario!

Sasha: Hey guys! Welcome back to our show! I hope you enjoyed our commercial break.

Jerammy: It was boring as *bleep*

Sasha: No, it wasn't. You were parking, so you didn't even see the commercials!

Jerammy: Yeah, but I still wasn't amused.

Sasha: It's not my fault you got pulled over.

Jerammy: And it was a stupid as *bleep* reason.

Sasha: You nearly ran over the President!

Jerammy: Meh, he's fine.

Sasha: Oh Yune, help this lost soul.

Jerammy: Ah, praying to your boyfriend's Goddess now, hmm?

Sasha: (blush) Anyway? I am proud to introduce our next guest-

Jerammy: (turns to crowd) See folks? She didn't answer the question.

Sasha: Jerammy, shut up and do your job.

Jerammy: Sasha! you take all the fun out of life.

Sasha: (grabs Jerammy and hurls him offstage) Do your freaking job, and shut up!

Crowd: (laughs)

Sasha: As I was saying, our next guest is a guy who isn't very talkative *which is why I don't understand why he is on a _TALK show*, he likes to keep to himself, frowns a lot, and is just plain! legendary. Please help me welcome! Lucario!

Crowd: (cheers loudly)

(Suddenly, James Bond music starts playing seemingly out of nowhere)

Sasha: Huh?

(Lights go out)

(A girlish scream is heard, followed by a yell.)

Crowd: (gasp)

(Lights are turned back on, and onstage, the crowd sees Lucario standing over a bound and gagged Sasha.)

Lucario: Greetings, audience.

Crowd: !

Lucario: Ah, stunned I#m assuming?

Crowd: !

Lucario: No worries, I will release your hostess. (unties Sasha)

Sasha: !

Lucario: Ah yes, your girlish friend as well.

(walks offstage, and unties Jerammy)

Sasha: Um? hi?

Lucario: Greetings, Lady Sasha.

Sasha: ? Hi.

Lucario: Yes? What is it, you seem rather quiet.

Sasha: You just tied me up! and made Jerammy scream like a bloody schoolgirl.

Lucario: Yes?

Sasha: (throws arms around Lucario) You're amazing!

Lucario: (embarrassed) Well! I'm not that amazing!

Sasha: Dude, I've never seen Jerammy so scared before! That was cool!

Jerammy: (offstage) Shut up!

Lucario: Yes, let's not tease him so much, he still needs to change his pants.

Sasha: ! (falls on floor, laughing, just like the crowd)

Jerammy: I said SHUT UP!

Lucario: My apologies.

Sasha: There's no need to apologize to him. He destroyed the stage and ran over Toon-Chainz.

Lucario: I see. So is that why there's a hole in the wall?

Sasha: Yeah? (sweatdrop) Anyways Lucario, first off, welcome to the show.

Lucario: (inclines his head) My pleasure.

Sasha: (smiles) So Lucario, what are your thoughts on the new Brawl game?

Lucario: (shrug) Just another tourney in which spectators get drunk and place money on bets. Ahhh, the drunken idiots.

Sasha: & So I'm guessing you don't like it?

Lucario: Oh no, I'm ECSTATIC!

Sasha: I can tell! Well! how do you feel about the fact that you were able to return?

Lucario: I wasn't surprised. After all, I _am legendary.

Sasha: Oh yes! Of course! Well, do you have any girls in mind that you might want to! impress?

Lucario: No.

Sasha: Oh come on, any at all?

Lucario: No.

Sasha: Are you su-

Lucario: I AM VERY SURE HUMAN!

Sasha: ! (from inside box) Ok

Jerammy: Ha! Who's scared now?

Sasha: Still you. I'm baking cookies.

Lucario and Jerammy: WHAT?

Sasha: Shut up, you'll upset the cookies!

Lucario: And this puny human refuses to share?

Sasha: Yep, pretty much.

Lucario: ? Ok then.

(Toon Link limps in with a full-body cast on)

Toon: Mom, you never told me we had a Chihuahua on the first up on the show.

Lucario: What was that?

Sasha: Oh no! He didn't mean it Luca.

Lucario: What!

Sasha: Oh dear!

Toon: Ooooh, can I name him? I'm gonna name him Snoopy!

Sasha: Toon, I don't think that's a good idea!

Lucario: YOU CONTINUE TO INSULT ME YOU OVERSIZED HEADED CHILD!

Toon: Hey! Who you callin' oversized?

Sasha: (pokes head out of box) Now boys!

Lucario: He clearly wishes to feel the wrath of Lucario.

Sasha: No, no he doesn't. (tries to sit them both down)

Toon: No Sasha baby, let the mutt talk his crap. He's just jealous cuz he can't get a girl.

Lucario: That's not the point! I remain siingle of my own choice.

Toon: Sure you do. And I'm not a jiggalo.

Sasha: Well, you kind of are!

Lucario: Oh he's asking for it! (his hands begin to glow)

Toon: Bring it Sparky! (he pulls out his sword)

Sasha: Now boys, we can settle this like adults! (the two lunge at each other and begin brawling)

Sasha: (ducks) Security! They're gonna upset my cookies!

Jerammy: Now just because you were laughing at me, no.

Sasha: Oh come on!

Jerammy: I'm going on my break.

(door slams as he leaves)

Sasha: (pulls out Riptide) I'll do this my way then.

(crowd cheers)

Sasha: (lunges in the battle and promptly gets knocked out by a bomb Toon Link had thrown)

MH: (returns eating a donut also in a body cast.) WHAT THE-! (drops donut) I LEAVE FOR TEN MINUTES, TEN MINUTES, AND MY SHOW IS IN SHAMBLES! (Sees Toon Link amidst the brawl) TOON CHAINZ!

MH: (turns to crowd) Please enjoy this video of a dancing kitty while I! restore the stage. (stage disappears and a giant screen replaces it.)

(Screams of terror and pain can be heard in the background)

(The kitty onscreen drags a sign across the screen that reads We will be back after these messages from our sponsor.

A/N: Hope you all enjoyed. Sorry if it's a bit too short, I'm not feeling well. Anyways, please enjoy, and please review!

~FireEmblemKitsune

BR/N: to the very rude Guest who reviewed the first chapter, we were experiencing some technical issues when uploading the chapter. however the quality it is still no excuse for such unnecessary, and damn right rude. The way the first chapter came out was my fault and overlooked by me.

~ FEK's Beta Reader ShadowRose DarkBlade