Brave
Cut to tv. Tv goes fuzzy to a channel. Channel clears to show the High lands in Scotland were a Queen was playing hide and go seek with her young little red headed girl.
Queen Elinor: Where are you? Come out! Come out! Come on out! I'm coming to get you!
Asked the Queen looking everywhere, not under the table. The little red haired giggled.
Queen Elinor: Where are you, you little rascal? I'm coming to get you!
A sudden rush of red vanished in a flash, the Queen found nothing. She looked up and looked around.
Queen Elinor: Hmm. Where is my little Birthday girl, hm? I'm going to gobble her up when I find her!
Then from out of nowhere the girl scared her mother. And then the Queen grabbed her.
Queen Elinor: And Eat you!
Queen Elinor: [as Elinor and young Merida play, Fergus places his bow on the table] Ach! Fergus, no weapons on the table!
Young Merida: Can I shoot an arrow?
[she picks up the large bow from the table]
Young Merida: Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Please, can I?
[she falls and laughs as the bow is too big for her]
King Fergus: Not with that. Why not use your very own?
[he presents her with a small bow]
King Fergus: Happy birthday, my wee darlin'!
Then she took the bow and practiced. She had three arrows. One landed 2 feet to the target, one land an inch to the last one.
Young Merida: Oh, I missed.
King Fergus: Oh, don't worry princess, you'll get it. So, Elinor I'm getting harder then a bear if you know what I'm saying.
Elinor: Not in front of Merida!
Fergus: Well, Merida's not here at the moment.
Then the queen looked around. She was freaking out.
Elinor: Where is she?!
Fergus: Don't worry, she'll be fine. Why don't we have a quickie before she finds us doing the doggie style.
Elinor: Oh, you.