A/n: I'm so glad that people like this story! It makes me feel warm and tingly inside! And to those whom review! You got the invisble cookie! Now go find it!

I forgot to say that I don't know Naruto. It's kind of obvious that I don't own the comic anyways because I won't be writing fanfics…

I would be now changing from POV (point of view, if no one knew that) from now on. The first chapter is like an intro. And if seems confusing that's because I'm in a pissed off mood.

2章

/Neji POV/

Ahhh! That song is stuck in my head! I hate Naruto! Making that song stuck in my brain! It's a mean song to emos! Sure some emos are like that but I'm not! I'm not a cutter! I'm not a cross dresser! I don't think I look like a girl! I think I look quite manly…

I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
you'd be non-conforming to if you look just like me
I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
'cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag
'cause their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like dykes
'cause emo is one step below transvestite

Agh! The song! It's killing me! Why Naruto! I'm going to kill him.

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

The song is pure evil! Who ever made it should die and burn in hell! It's making fun of emos! Not all emos act like that!

"You okay, Neji?" I heard my new friend, Gaara -even if he doesn't want me to call him my friend but in my mind it's okay, right?-, asked me. "You look like you're in pain. Dieing a very painful death."

I look at him from my notes; we have some of the same classes because even though I'm a year older I still need some of the classes. "The song… It's suck in my head."

"Oh…" Gaara looked around for a second and then at me. "Think of another song then." I give him a look, like no way. "Okay…Think of a rhyme."

"What kind?"

"I don't know." He shrugged.

"Thanks for your help…" I muttered.

"That's the only reason I live." Gaara said, looking back at the teacher, "Oh, and to make people's lives suck."

I'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem
the way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara now I'm grounded for a week
sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
girls keep breaking up with me, it's never any fun
they say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one

I was walking with Gaara to our next class. It's Health class and once we got there, Naruto and some people where in the back. I glare at Naruto, not wanting to sit next to him but not wanting to sit by myself. I take a seat next to Gaara and a weird looking boy with sunglasses; I thought people can't wear them in school?

"Hey, Neji!" Naruto smiled, looking hyperactive. Who can be hyper during school? "These are my other friends!" I look at them. "That's Shino," The weird boy I'm sitting next to, "Kiba," The brown spiky hair one, "Shikamaru," The one sleeping, "Choji," The fat one, "And Hinata." I glare at the goth looking one.

"Hinata…" I almost growled.

She didn't even say anything, just looks down.

"You know her?" Naruto asked me.

"Baka…" The sleepy one mutters, with his head still down. "Last name is Hyuuga, both same color eyes."

"Oh…" Naruto said and looked at me. "OH! It's true!"

"No, duh…"

I look at all of them. Why couldn't I be the emo kid with no friends? They're just really weird. I mean, look at them! They look weird, too!

stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

"Naruto…" I say to him.

"Hmm?" He answered, an eyebrow raised.

"I hate you…"

"EH!?! WHY? WHAT DID I DO?" Naruto yelled.

"Naruto! Shut up!" The teacher yelled at him.

Naruto frowned. "Why?" He said back to a normal tone, that hasn't got us into trouble yet.

"That stupid song is stuck in my head." I glare at him.

"Don't worry." Kiba told me, smirking. "Shino has that song stuck in his head, too."

/Shino's POV/ (Inside his mind! OMFG!)

when I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction
hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I told my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of Goth
you can read me "Catcher in the Rye," and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
if I said I like girls I'd only be half right

I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
screw XBOX I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hate my parentals
I must be emo
me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo

I hate Naruto…

/Naruto's POV/

"So!" I pouted. "It's just a song!"

"Naruto." Gaara's scary voice sends a chill down my spine. "Shut up…"

"BUT!"

"Naruto!" The teacher yelled. "Be quiet!"

I look at the teacher. "Sorry."

"Really?" She asked. I nodded. "I don't believe you and just for that I'm now choosing your partner."

"EH?!? Partner!?! In what!" I asked.

"For your baby." She said simply.

"BUT!"

"Sasuke." She looked at the bastard. "You're Naruto's partner."

"WHAT!" I shouted with the half the class, the girls.

Sasuke stood up and looked at me.

"But he'll turn Sasuke gay!" Some girl said.

"Sasuke is gay!" I tell them.

"NO!" She shouted.

"Why doesn't he look at girls, you stupid bitch, oh wait…Cause you girls look like sluts!"

"Naruto!" The teacher yelled at me.

"Anko-sama." Sasuke interrupted.

"God, he's so Japanese." I whisper to my friends. "Why do girls like him? Don't Japanese men have small dicks?"

Kiba giggled.

Sasuke glared at me. "Anko-sama, I'll be Naruto's partner."

"Okay." Miss. Anko smiled.

"I'm so going to turn him gay." I whispered to my friends.

"NO!" The girl next to me yelled.

"God." Gaara sighed. "Girls are such sluts."

"And that's way you're gay!" I smiled at Gaara.

He glared at me.

"Okay," Anko sighed. "Now everyone choose a partner."

I glare at everyone, envying them cause they can choose who they want to be. Little bitches are lucky…

Shino and Kiba became partners, Choji and Shika, Hinata choose some random guy, and Neji and Gaara were pretty much stuck together. I think all my friends are gay. I mean I do sense that gay vibe, that or I really hungry.

"So, what is the kids name." Sasuke asked, looking down at the paper the teacher gave us.

"I dunno…" I sighed. "Is it a boy?"

Sasuke shrugged. "I guess…"

"Let's call him Bou." I smiled.

"That's a stupid name." Sasuke said, looking at me.

"NO! It's cute! Like that guy from that band!" I glare at him.

"Whatever…" He said, writing the name down.

"…"

I stared at Sasuke. He looked up at me. "What?"

"You're the uke." I tell him.

"Excuse me?"

"The uke." I grinned. "The bottom. You have to be the uke."

He glared at me. "Why." He growled.

"Your name has uke in it, S-A-S-U-K-E. So you're the uke." I nodded, crossing me arms.

"No way! That's stupid!"

I grinned and lean into Sasuke. "But…Uke's are cute and girly, and last time I checked…You're the girly one out of us."

He frowned at me, but didn't back up. Sasuke looked down at the paper and I could see a little tint of red on his face.

Phase one: COMPLETE!

TBC?!?!?!?!

A/N: W00t! Finished chapter! Sorry it took so long! I suck at typing! No…I just wasn't sure what to type. No more songs will be on for a while…maybe like until chapter four…LOL…Sorry…Music is my life cause I really don't feel like buying a new one. And I don't own the Emo song! So yeah…Tell me what you thought! Next chapter is going to get better…I think.