Host: OK EVERYBODY IT IS STIME FOR YOUR FAVORITE CRACK FIC pulls out a big mic shaped like a penis THE NARUTO CAST INTERVIEW...VIEW...view...

the aduience cheers as the characters come out. naruto jumps from a gaint bowl of ramen. while gara is clinging to teh cookie of LIFE . we dont fucking ask anymore i just make up a shit as i go along so deal with it bitches. Anyway i am now going to start the real show since you probly dont want to listen to me anymore so lets begin with teh first of many mofo letters. As THE NEW LETTER APEAR ON TEH GAINT SCREEN EVERYONE READS.

Gaara:Where did you get the gourd from
The Host:Is any Tailed beasts going to be here cuz' Shukaku is one of my fav characters.
Naruto:When did you first like ramen?

From --Subuku no Jess

Naruto: i first started...

Host: pushes naruto out of the way move mofo ...omfg i got a question. i would like to thank my mommy for getting me this computer to talk to you and my boyfriend cuz ...I WUV HIM...and

Audience: JUST GET ON WITH IT

Host: hmmm let me thinky hums the fighting dreamers song yesh yesh we will infact if you want i can make them come out now...

Audience: NOOOOOOO all glomp her and dog pile on her to stop her

Host: mubbleing sounds

Shikamaru takes the mic, tired and hands it to gaara then goes to a cloud and sleeps as he floats to the sky (is he dead -everyone)

Gaara:...i will kill chu you didnt bring any offerings of blood or... cookies

naruto: pokes gaara awnser there question

Gaara: i made it out of clay and sand in pottery class when i was 5

Host: managed to get free somehow and took the mic from gaara that was defintally unexpected

Naruto: takes the mic from her i first started ramen when i teh orphan age they fed us ramen when we were having a birthday party and i wuved it bunches and then i went to ramen world for my birthday

Host: wow they must put crystal meth in that ramen anyway on to the next question which has a box with it

The Host pulls out a big box wrapped in blood red wrapping papper and has black ribbons with little bleach white skulls on it whith this note attached to the top

Wow... GAARA From- Me and Gaara 4ever

They all look at the box while gaara is in the corner eating his last cookie. Shikamaru rips off the note while naruto moves the bo toward. Gaara looks up creeply and naruto waves and smiles at him then gaara looks back at his half eaten cookie.

Gaara: i wish i had more cookies

Me and Gaara 4ever : pops out of the big box and Glomps gaara

Gaara: get off me you crazy bitch

Me and Gaara 4ever: never and plus pulls something out of the box i got you homemade cookies

Gaara: looks at her then the cookies then her then back ...

Me and Gaara 4ever: go on take one there made with blood

Gaara: grabs a cookie and eats it then grabs anouther and anouther till he ate them all

Me and Gaara 4ever: were they good looks at him evily

Gaara: yes...damn whore

Me and Gaara 4ever: nighty night

Gaara: what was in those cookies he an shukaku suddenly fall alseep

Me and Gaara 4ever: puts gaara in a big bag and takes him away snickering

Host: NOW THAT GAARA IS GOING TO GET RAPED WE WILL RETURN TO YOU AFTER A WORD FROM OUR SPONCERS

blink- A girl with long black hair and amethyst eyes appeared. She was holding up a glass of milk. Zomg, is this an infomercial?!

"Okay people. Let's say you're sitting at home enjoying a nice, refreshing glass of milk." She said, holding the milk close to the screen. Her nose wrinkled. "But what you might not've known was that its possible that your milk could contain trace amounts of bull milk. What is bull milk you might ask? Well, it happens when a farmer is tipsy and milked a bull instead of a cow!"

The audience gasped and started muttering to themselves.

The girl nodded and raised a hand to silence them. "I know. Now… do you get milk when you try and milk a bull?" She shook her head. "No, ya don't. But if you're lucky, you just get a bit of pee. But you don't always get lucky, if ya know what I mean."

Sounds of disgust from the audience.

The girl threw her glass of milk onto the wall behind her and pointed at the camera, a fire in her eyes and her hair floating from a burning red aura. "Protect yourselves and your children! Bull's milk is dangerous, disgusting and might make girls pregnant with half human, half cow FREAKS!"

"YEAH!" The audience roared.

She pumped her fist into the air. "Join the AMA in the fight against milk and other dairy products! REVOLUTION!"

"REVOLUTION!" The audience quickly became a mob led by the girl, running outside and towards a dairy farm.

"The following message was brought to you by the Anti Milk Association or AMA. No cows or dairy or dairy farmers were harmed during the making of this commercial though some were before and especially afterwards. We're not liable for that, we had a contract. If anyone was offended, the AMA president clearly states "We don't care, NYAAAH!" We will now return you to your featured anime."

-once again, the author apoligizes for going on a tangent again. She claims she won't do it again, but she has her fingers crossed, so you can't trust her-

Host: welcome back to our show gaara is getting raped and we have a new message lets look shall we

hey everybody this are the questions
naruto, why do u like ramen?
pein, who u really are?
naruto, does naruko really exists
and ?itachi are u a frikin mother ?

From--ramen naruto lover

Naruto: i like ramen because its...good

Pein stealthes out of the shadows adn come to the mic special for his crazy mofo ass

Pein: i am the shadow under your bed. I am the reason you dont go outside at night. I am the reason you are scared of the dark...

Host: comes out of no where with a mallet and knocks pein out what now you mofo bitch

Sasuke: itachi couldn't be here due to fan girl issues so i will awnser for him YES HIS IS A FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER HE SHOULD DIE ...ITACHHIIIIIIIIIII.runs out of the studio in search of itachi

Host: i put him on crack yay for me

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Host: thank you for watching and plz review

Naruto: or she will put crack on you

Host: that made no sence but it ryhmed WOOHOOO