Authors Note: I hope u werent wating too long for story. Now it get roman ce with way more and soon you see my favorite... zleda and lonk! WOW
So then Venellope Von Schweetz walked through the place called GAME CENTRALE STATION. She was kind of down in the damps because she had not yet found her friend Ralph a Wife! Wow that is terrible.
Then she stopped by pack-man and ate some cherries and talked to Mrs. Pack-man about her problem.
"I cannot find Ralph a wife! I have looked every where!" said the Princess.
Mrs. said "That is too bad. Ralph is so nice he even smuggles cherries out of the game and gives them to the homeless game guys like that orange guy that looks like a big woopie cushion. He also likes puppies and working out."
"Ya he is so self less and now he has that super amazing pent house after he beat up Mayor Jean of Niceland! He even has swarkovski crystal chandaliers in there. It's a pity he does not have a GOOD WOMAN to help him out around the house and make him some pies!"
"Yes I always make Pack-man pies!" said the Mrs. "Oh wait Princess Vanellope I got a really good idea! I met a very nice girl a few nights ago at the root beer shop. She is blond and quite pretty and I think single because she never mentioned a man and she did not wear no ring! She said she lived in a place called... Metroid I think!"
"AWESOME THANKS!" said Vanellope and she grabbed a cherry and ran out and into Metroid game.
METROID!
Vanellope had never been in this game. Her deal was more stuff like Mario Kart Racing and DDT! So when she got inside she was totally scared! It was outer space and people were shooting everywhere!
"Aaah!" she yelled as a lazer gun shot toward her. In her pink dress she could not run very fast! She fell! Oh no!
Then suddenly there was this guy in a metal suit who jumped in and grabbed her and then the metal suit guy jumped onto a planet nearby. Then the metal suit guy shot the bad guys and they exploded into a million pieces.
"Who are you?" said Vanellope
There was a mechanical kind of voice from the metal suit. "I am Samus Aran!"
"Oh I guess you are the hero of this game. Well I am Princess Vanellope and I am looking for the princess of this game. Any clue where I might find her?"
"Metroid has no princess!" yelled Samus then "Duck!
"Whaaaaaaat?" said Vanellope.
She was so totally confused! Why was there no girl here like Mrs. Packman had said? Mrs. was the biggest gossiper and also match maker in the WHOLE of the arcade (prob because she had been married so long and in the arcade almost as long as Fixit Felix!).
"It's the Space Pirates! I'm fighting them! You are not safe here!" said Samus.
Then suddenly Samus got shot and she fell dead and the screen said GAME OVER. The player wandered off and then Samus stood up. The Space Pirate took off his mask.
"Hey, Samus, good fight." Space Pirate said from a nearby planet. "You want to go for a drink at Tapers?"
"Ha, you wish, Kevin!" said Samus "You know I got plans. Besides, I gotta find out who this kid is who jumped into our game so rudely! Who are you kid and why are you here?"
Vanellope crossed her arms. "I am not telling you anything!"
"Yes you are or I will arrest you." yelled Samus.
"You cannot arrest me!" yelled Vanellope back
"Yes I can, I am a police woman and bounty hunter!"
Then Samus took off the helmet and out came her long blond hair. She was very pretty and had blue eyes.
"Oh! You are the girl I am looking for!" said Vanellope said "You are very pretty."
"You still have not told me why you are here!" Samus said
"I got a friend who needs a girlfriend. His name is Ralph and he lives in Fixit Felix. He is really nice and cute..."
"Oh I know Ralph we have both been in this arcade since even before Turbotime! Yes, he is a really great guy! He totally deserves to find a good wife."
"Oh see I thought maybe you could give him a chance!" said Vanellope "since you are pretty and not married."
Samus smiled and shook her head. "Ralph is a great guy, but I can't..."
"Why? Do not say he is not your type. He has new pants and he no longer lives in a dump. He has a penthouse condo with chandaliers!"
"Oh no its not that. If he had ever asked me before I would have said yes but you see..." She blushed. "I am dating another cop. His name is Mega Man. We are actually going to Hyrule tonight for drinks at the castle town. I love going there for some milk!"
"That is too bad." Vanellope sighed very deelpy.
"Do not worry, Princess you will find someone. All the people in the arcade love Ralph and he is sure to find a wife with a friend like you helping him out!"
She slapped Princess Vanellope on the back, then left the Metroid game. Vanellope watched her go. Maybe that was for the best that this Samus person was not single. After all... the Fixit Felix game already had one very loud and bossy lady cop living in it (that is Calhoun the wife of Fixit Felix) and she already bossed around everyone and was head of the condo board. Vanellope was not sure that the Nice Landers would like to have two bossy lady cops in one condo building.
Then Vanellope thought about what Samus said... Hyrule! The Zelda game! That place was FULL of girls! Surely one of them would be good enough for her friend Ralph! And single too probably since that Link guy was the only man in the game!
She ran out of the Metroid very excited!
AN aoso you guys need to tank my ss for bettaing this storey she I think may be better at it than estehr... (sorry E)
