CHAPTER TWO:

""As our heroes travel to Halloburg, Russell seems to be, um, more irritated.""

Russell screams out, "WHOEVER THAT VOICE IS, WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!"

Brock yells in Misty's direction, "I swear this guy's insane!"

She retorts, "It was Ash's idea to bring him along."

Ash then said, "Well, we couldn't just leave him there. Besides, maybe he will become important later on."

Russell heard the talk and said, "Everybody I know thinks I'm dead, and you want to say I'm important?"

"Point taken", and Pikachu said, "Pikachu."

In the distance, they see some flashing lights along with two police officers. The group goes up to see what is going on. Ash asks, "Officer Jenny, what's going on?"

The officer looked at them and said, "Oh, there was some Pokémon poachers that came and went. You haven't seen anything unusual happen near you?"

Brock spoke up, "Other than this drunken insane lunatic we found falling out of the sky, and screaming at it as well, we haven't seen anything odd."

"Well, if you do see anything, please report it."

Ash replied, "Will do officer."

And the group carried on as Russell asked, "So you people have poachers to catch those oversized birds and yellow rats?"

Ash looked at him and said, "It's called a Pikachu, and yes we do have them."

"Well, I don't see what's so great about the Pickingchewy."

"Well, he was my starter and for the last time it's called Pikachu."

Pikachu got slightly angered as well and started having electric sparks come from his cheeks, "Pika Pikachu!"

Russell saw the sparks and said, "How the hell does it do that kid?"

Ash explained, "Pikachu's an electric type so he can emit electricity and do electric type moves."

The Pikachu held its head up and said, "Pika Pika."

Russell looked at Misty and said, "So what is your girlfriend holding?"

Ash and Misty had sweat drops on their foreheads, as Ash said, "First off Misty isn't my girlfriend."

"Sorry, she must be his then."

Brock told him, "She's not mine either, although…"

Misty then slapped Brock saying, "Don't think about it!"

Russell then asked, "Alright back to main topic, what's with the egg baby there?"

And the little creature Misty had went, "Togi perrri!"

Misty said, "This is Togepi."

"And what does he do?"

"I, don't know."

About ten minutes later the group decided to sit down and have lunch which Brock cooked up. Ash started the conversation asking Russell, "So what is your name sir?"

Russell told Ash, "Just call me Russell. And you are?"

"I'm Ash, this is Misty, and that is Brock."

"Good names for this group, and, um, who are those three over there?"

"Huh?", they group looks over to see three pairs of binoculars peeping out of the bush. Ash calls out, "Come out or there'll be trouble!"

A female voice then calls back, "We are basically that, prepare for trouble!"

Then a male voice appears, "And make that double!"

A woman with red hair comes out of the bush, "To protect the world from devastation!"

Then a man with blue hair comes out, "To unite all people from within our nation!"

"To announce the evils of truth and love!"

"To extend our reach to the stars above!"

"Jesse!"

"James!"

"Team Rocket blasting of at the speed of light!"

"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"

A cat appears going, "Meowth, that's right!"

Russell then says, "Oh great, communists. Go back to Russia you assholes."

The woman yelled, "We don't take orders from that type of rude manner, Arbok!"

The man yelled, "Weezing!"

Then a giant snake and a two headed asteroid appeared, only for Russell to scream, "The communists have a floating rock and a giant snake!"

Ash told himself, "This guy is nuts."

"Hey Ash kid, use your electric rat and zap them!"

"I plan to, Pikahcu, Thunderbolt now!"

The Pikachu charged up, "Pika Pika Pika CHUUUUU!"

And zapped the senses out of the Team Rocket goons and they went flying off yelling, "We're blasting off agaaaaaaaaain", and a flash appeared in the sky.

Russell looked shocked and said, "Now that is one rat I would like to have in my trailer."

Ash said, "Well, don't you have Pokémon back at your home?"

"These things don't even exist, if anything, rats are killed off, not kept around."

Brock then said, "We have a similar problems with a Pokémon called Rattata."

"You have a picture?"

Ash then pulled out a device, "This has a picture of it."

It showed a rat like creature, and Russell said, "Hah, our rats are similar, here's mine."

His picture showed him holding a gun with a pile of dead rats. Ash said, "On second thought don't show us any pictures that look like that."

""And so after the lunch our traveling heroes continue on their way to Halloburg.""

Russell said to himself loudly, "I need to find where that damn voice is coming from."

Brock told Ash, "You know, even though this guy isn't all that bad, I still think he is mentally insane."