Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Kishimoto-sensei does
Summary: Naruto is raised by our very own, Kakashi Hatake, the dog ANBU! YAY!
normal talking "blah blah blah"
normal thinking 'blah blah blah'
Jutsu/ Flashbacks
Kyuubi/Inner self thinking 'blah blah blah'
Naruto/Kyuubi voice and Summoning voice "blah blah blah"
Hatake, Naruto
Chapter1
When Kakashi was raising Naruto, he had lots of problems. Naruto had seemingly unlimited energy for a baby. He was always lost and he always needed a bodyguard. Whenever he was away on missions, he told either Anko or Kurenai to babysit hime, which can turn out to be big mess and when he gets older, it gets worse.
It has been four years since Naruto's adoption and Kakashi has been teaching him many things. However, Naruto did not have many friends, in fact, he didn't have any friends. He knew many people older than him, however. He knew Teuchi and Ayame from Ichiraku Ramen, Anko Mitarashi, the crazy snake lady, Gai, the weirdo jounin who always talk about THE POWER OF YOUTH, Kurenai Yuuhi, the genjutsu mistress, Hokage-ojisan, and his father, the copy-nin, Kakashi Hatake.
Ever since Naruto can remember, his father had taught him many things about being a ninja and taught him how to use chakra. His father taught him chakra control, stamina training, even though he had plenty of that, strength/speed training, ninjutsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu. He had chakra control, weapons, stamina, and strength/speed training with his father, ninjutsu training with the crazy snake lady, genjutsu training with Kurenai, and taijutsu training with Gai. He had done this training for at least a year now and he has a six-pack that many boys would die for, an unlimited amount of chakra, and a variety of jutsus on his belt. Everyday his schedule is:
4:00 AM Wake up
4:00 AM-5:00 AM Get dressed/Morning rituals/Breakfast
5:00 AM-9:00 AM Chakra control/stamina/strength/speed training
9:00 AM-11:00 AM Ninjutsu with Anko-sensei
11:00 AM-12:00 PM Non-ramen Lunch
12:00 PM-2:00 PM Genjutsu with Kurenai-sensei
2:00 PM-4:00 PM Taijutsu with Gai-sensei
4:00 PM-6:00 PM Spar with Otou-san
6:00 PM-7:00 PM Dinner
7:00 PM-9:00 PM Weapons Training with Otou-san
9:00 PM-10:00 PM Meditation/Konoha History
10:00 PM Sleep
Naruto had hated this training at first, but it didn't kill him except for the first day. Oh, how he hated the first day.
Flashback-no-Jutsu: (Very Long Flashback)
Today was Naruto's third birthday and his father asked him what he wanted for his birthday. He said he wanted to become a ninja, so he can be the Hokage, so everyone can respect him. His father agreed to that and met his trainers. First up was Anko. Naruto just thought that she was crazy because she babysat him once. Then his father said that she was going to teach him ninjutsu. Soon Naruto screamed for his life, but Anko kept him there with her snakes. Then came Kurenai and his father also told him that she will train him in genjutsu arts, so he became excited! Finally, it came to Gai.
Gai shouted, "SO KAKASHI, THIS IS YOUR SON. I WILL TEACH HIM ABOUT THE FLAMES OF YOUTH!! I SHALL TRAIN HIM UNTIL HE CAN'T EVEN STAND UP!!"
Then his father replied, "Hmm.. Did you say something, Gai?"
Then, to Naruto's ears' dismay, Gai shouted, "DARN YOU KAKASHI AND YOUR HIP ATTITUDE! I SHALL BE COOLER THAN YOU ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!"
Soon Kurenai, who was worried for Naruto's mental health said, "Gai, if you make Naruto wear that green spandex jumpsuit, you will see the wrath of the Genjutsu Mistress!"
Naruto soon said, "Don't worry Kurenai shisuta-san, Gai is too weird for my tastes."
Then his father announced that he will start his training tomorrow.
Timeskip to 4:00 AM
Kakashi shouted, "Wake up, Naruto. You have to train."
Naruto, who was so excited, woke up, did his morning rituals, and ate breakfast. His father handed him a piece of paper that had his schedule. He read it over and over until he memorized it. He followed his father and went outside to Training Ground 7 where Kakashi explained chakra and how to make and mold it. Naruto was a natural and created chakra in less than five minutes. Soon, Kakashi taught him how to climb trees. It took 15 minutes, but Naruto got it. Then his father told him to climb the tree with a leaf on his forehead and told him to climb up and down the tree without making the leaf fall. This took Naruto at least an hour to get it down. Finally, Kakashi went to put on Gravity seals on his arms legs and stomach, and told him to run 20 laps around Konoha with 10G. He also told Naruto to keep the seals on to train his body for the rest of the day. Naruto finished and was exhausted, but his father told him to go to Anko for ninjutsu training at the Forest Of Death.
Naruto arrived and saw Anko. She was torture. First, Anko taught him hand signs and explained which element was for certain hand signs. Then she told him to memorize them until they were second nature to him. This took Naruto quite a while. When he was done, Anko told him to work on his speed until they were as fast as hers. Naruto just thought, ' I bet she's doing this, so she can teach me nothing. I bet she's just a slacker.' After a long time, his hand signs were faster than Anko's. Anko treated him to lunch. Naruto was looking forward to eating ramen, but he rememberes that the schedule said no ramen and asked, "Anko-"
"Hey, Gaki, that's Anko-sensei to you."
"Okay, Anko-sensei, what am I going to eat, my otou-san says that I can't eat ramen."
"Fine, I'll take you to eat dango."
"What's dango?"
"I'll tell you on the way."
Timeskip-After Lunch
Naruto just enjoyed lunch, but he was tired and wanted to go to sleep. Anko dragged him to Kurenai at Training Ground 8 and began working on genjutsu. First, she explained genjutsu and how it affects the people's senses. She also told him that it can also make people become mentally unstable or scarred for life. Then she talked about how to dispel genjutsu by stopping one's chakra flow or make a lot of chakra and release it. He understood and Kurenai started to test him on it by casting a weak genjutsu. Naruto immediately expelled it. They kept on doing it until Naruto can dispel it in a millisecond.
Then Naruto had to go to insert DOOM music here Gai's to train in taijutsu. He arrived just on time and saw Gai. Gai saw him and was thrilled.
He shouted, "WELL, MY PUPIL, LETS DO SOME TAIJUTSU! DO YOU KNOW SOME?"
Naruto just nodded.
"WELL, LETS GET STARTED! HERE IS YOUR OWN JUMPSUIT! THEY ARE MADE OF STRETCHY, BREATHABLE MATERIAL WHICH WILL MAKE YOU TRAIN MORE EFFICIENTLY. HERE!"
Then Kurenai appeared and kicked Gai's ass.
"OKAY, KURENAI, I WILL NOT MAKE HIM TRAIN IN THAT!"
Naruto was laughing like crazy.
"OKAY, NARUTO, I WANT YOU TO PUNCH THAT LOG 1000 TIMES FOR EACH HAND. THEN AFTER YOU ARE DONE, YOU MUST KICK THE LOG 1000 TIMES FOR EACH LEG. NEXT, YOU WILL DO A PUNCH, KICK, PUNCH, KICK COMBO ON IT FOR 2000 TIMES. FINALLY, YOU WILL DO A PUNCH, PUNCH, KICK, KICK COMBO FOR 2000 TIMES! IF YOU DON'T SUCCEED, YOU WILL HAVE TO DO 1000 PUSH-UPS WITH AN ACADEMY STUDENT ON YOUR BACK, GOT IT?!"
Naruto went anime bug eye on him. He couldn't believe that Gai was that extreme. He did all of the punches, kick, and combos, but Gai still made him do 1000 push-ups, 1000 sit-ups, and 1000 laps around Konoha with 100G. Naruto thought, 'What's wrong with him! I think I'm gonna die. Oh Kami, please help me.' After all of the exercises were over, Naruto was very sore and he crawled back to his house to have dinner, but on the way, villagers were doing their usual routine of senseless beatings on him.
Once Naruto went home, He saw his father, captain of the ANBU squad, also known as the Sharingan Kakashi, wearing a frilly pink apron with flowers. Soon, Naruto burst into laughter as his father noticed and his face turned red from embarrassment. Anyway, he finished cooking his gokoku (rice) and sosai (vegetables) and accompanied Naruto for dinner. They both finished and it was time for weapons training.
They trained with weapons in the family dojo. Kakashi explained about the many different weapons there are in the ninja world and if he needed more info, he can always ask Anko. He told Naruto about the most basic ninja weapons, the kunai and the shuriken. When he finished explaining, he taught Naruto how to hold the kunai and shuriken and told him to hit the target dummy. Naruto finally hit 10 out of 10 bull's-eyes for each target on the dummy.
Weapons training was finished and Kakashi talked to Naruto about Konoha's history. He talked about the Hokages and how Konohagakure was formed. Naruto absorbed all of the information like a sponge. Then after the quick history lesson, Kakashi taught him how to meditate. Naruto quickly learned the form and started to meditate. He felt as if there was no worry in the world until, that is, time was up. Kakashi told Naruto to go to sleep and wake up in the morning.
When Naruto woke up, he was in writhing pain from all the sores, but they got quickly healed.
End Flashback-no-Jutsu
Ever since then, Naruto had been working hard. He, now, has 5000G on his body and can move as fast as his father. His birthday was coming up and his father said that he can take a break from training on that day.
So, how did it go? Was it good? Naruto will be in a big surprise on his birthday. He goes to the park! What do you think will happen? I know but I already gave you the spoilers. Naruhina will happen later on in the story. I think I will put it during the academy days or something. Oh, and the Kumo-nin never came. Hinata never go captured, Neji's father, Hizashi, never died, and Hinata's mother never died.
Ja ne