Me no own Twilight. So easy a caveman could understand. I also don't own the caveman thing.
It was lunch and we had just sat down, me with my food, and the Cullen's with the food they would pretend to eat. Edward glared at Jasper. I guessed he was blocking his mind and letting me tell Edward. I glared at him too. He smirked. Edward saw me glaring. "Okay what is going on?!" he demanded. I sighed. "Well since Jasper ," i said glaring at him, "is to afraid to tell you," I started but Jasper cut across me. "Scared! Did you serve in the Civil War?" he demanded in mock outrage. I grimaced at him and continued, "Since Jasper is not afraid just not up to it, I will have to tell you. Please Edward don't be mad but,wehavetodoromeoandjulietandmeandjasperarepartners!" said in a rush but since they could talk much faster he understood. He glared at me for a minute before saying "Bella, how could you do this to me? You're leaving me for my brother?" he asked quietly looking hurt. It took a minute to realize he was joking. I punched him lightly on the shoulder but ended up hurting myself. I glared at him before taking a bite of my pizza.
After then end of the day I went to talk to Mr. Munch again. "Do we have to wear costumes?" I asked nervously. "No,no." he said laughing. "I'm not that mean." he said. I smiled nervously because he was looking at me odd. "I wish I could get up there again but I'm too old, well not that old..." he trailed off looking at me again. I walked quickly away. I opened the door and bumped into two cold, hard chests that were lounging outside the door. The breath was knocked out of me from the impact. It was Jasper and Edward. They had disgusted looks on their faces but when they saw I couldn't breathe they jumped to action. "Bella, Bella!" are you okay? Yelled Edward. Jasper rolled his eyes and proceeded to calm me. After Edward shook me I yelled at him "Jeez Edward that helps thanks a lot." crossly. He looked sheepish. "Sorry I was just nervous." he said. I rolled my eyes at the same time Jasper did." You know that doing that too much makes them stay that way." said Edward in a smart-alkey tone. We laughed and climbed into his Volvo.