Alicia: Chapter 2! YAY!

Joey: This other character is meant to be you right?

Alicia: Yup

Joey: Good…I'm not too keen on de strangers bit.

Alicia : No strangers.

Ryou: Shhh, I'm trying to read this!

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Friday's Urgent Warning:

It was one of those long boring Friday afternoons where even the teachers didn't want to teach what the students didn't want to learn. So for the last class of the day, the English teacher decided to show the students one of the many movies he has stashed in his desk for an emergency just like this. The infamous group sat together as usual. Tea sat in between Yugi and Tristan. Joey sat to Tristan's left; to his left, his girlfriend, Chrissy. To her left was Ryou. Seto Kaiba sat at the back by himself, mesmerized by his laptop. Naturally, everyone just assumed he was surfing the net for porn.

Chrissy and Joey sipped at a bottle of soda that they had acquired at lunch hour and watched as various morons were destroyed, eaten or just simply murdered by anything that came along. As did everyone else in the classroom. When the video finally finished, many groans erupted from the throats of all who were disappointed to learn that class still had fifteen minutes left. Which was everyone except Seto who was still surfing for porn.

The chatter started. In the group of friends, Chrissy decided that since no one else was going to, she'd start one of her famous ramblings about nothing that no one but Joey understood. The others just pretended to.

And so it begins. "Root Beer would make a lovely flower."

"Ya tink so?" replied the loyalness of Joey's disturbed and mysterious mind. Chrissy nodded. "George has been flying at the computer again hasn't he?"

Chrissy nodded. "She went to the sky and asked about the available rooms. They sent her to the basement. The neighbors mice have been bugging her about her snoring. She told them it was the main course of the meal but they didn't believe her."

"Wow. What did Sherri say?"

"He said that the mice should piss off and worry about their own birds."

"Hm. It's not like doze birds are any better. Dey snore even louder. But it gets real quiet when dey sleep. Almost eerie. How has de dog's cat been taking de news?"

"Well it was going great for a few weeks. But the paperboy has been heckling and now she wishes she couldn't read. It's pretty harsh."

"By da way, Fern has been askin about ya. He misses you."

"Awww that's sweet."

"He's hopin you'll come by to water him again soon. Poor guy looks as though he's about to whither away."

The other four remain quiet and blinked at the two sweethearts, trying desperately to make sense of what they're talking about. Tristan decided to give it a shot. "What about those silver gold earrings that turn into a necklace? Those bracelets must be pretty jealous."

Joey and Chrissy stare at their pointy haired friend. "What da hell are you talking about, Tristan?" Tristan glared at Joey for a few seconds before shaking his head, slightly depressed at the thought of looking like an idiot. But hey, he's used to it. If we didn't love him as much as I know we all do, we wouldn't make an ass out of him for the hell of it because let's face it, if you're always going to be afraid to make a fool of yourself in front of others you're never going to have any fun…and neither will your friends.

"Anyway," Chrissy continued. "I was thinking about tonight. We don't have to have any homework done for tomorrow so what should we do?"

"Well, we could always set off de alarms on Potatoes garage….he seems to tink its mean, but Carrot loves it."

"Sounds like a plan."

Ten minutes left of class. Ryou finally stands up and announces with pride, "I'm going to the Lou! Special trip!" Nobody reacts strangely to this until Ryou is given permission to leave by the teacher.

As Ryou reaches the door, Chrissy and Joey suddenly realize that they hadn't delivered him the most important warning of all time. In unison, the two jumped out of their chairs and screamed to Ryou: "DON'T WET THE MONKEY!"

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Ryou:00 I didn't get this at all…

Alicia: Of course you didn't. You're not supposed to.

Ryou: Why not?

Alicia: Becuz this chapter is about Chrissy and Joey. You'll understand it when I make a chapter about you. Okie Dokie?

Ryou: Uhhh…I guess…

Joey: I like dis chapter…It has me in it!

Alicia: I luv you too much to leave you out.

Joey: (sniffle) I'm loved!

Alicia: Of course you are big guy. (BIG HUGS)

Ryou: HEY!...WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HUGS?

Alicia: In your own chapter Ryou. This is Joey's chapter and this is Joey's hugs. Okie Dokie?

Ryou: (Sniffle) okay…my chapter better be coming soon.

Alicia: I don't plan these things Ryou they just happen…

Joey: (sniffle) Does dat mean dat ure luv for me 'just happened'?

Alicia: No…it was driven out by ure adorable stupidity.

Joey: Awww dat's sweet (BIG HUGS)…HEY!...heh, u were joking….right?...

Alicia: DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW PLZ! THE REVIEW BUTTON FOR ALL MY STORIES SEEM TO BE ABNORMALY LONELY…AND I NEED CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD! PLZ HELP BECUZ U CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!

Joey: character bashing is accepted! If u make fun of me I'll cry and get more hugs! PLZ INSULT ME WITH ALL URE MIGHT…INSULT TRISTAN TOO…anyone really it's still me getting da hugs but plz dear god review!

Ryou: Ya…last time she flooded the house with tears…

Alicia: Joey…(sniffle) hug plz?

Joey: (HUGS) Ryou, y'd u hav to remind her of dat again?