A/N: here is the second chapter thanking special agent Ali who helped me write this and checked it for me yay

Ziva had to admit that Tony was excellent in bed. So she was more than a
little off when Gibbs interrupted.

"Ziva knock it off already, I told you to make it believable not become
DiNozzo's girlfriend"

"What are you jealous Gibbs?" she asked playfully and Gibbs glared at her
but turned away.

Tony was fun and almost as good as she expected Gibbs to be. She smiled as he
turned back to yell.

"I'm sorry Jethro, but you must be patient, I can't cheat on my husband
you know" she said playfully and Jenny who joined them shook her head. Ziva
was playing it wrong and worse off, was she actually flirting with her ex
boyfriend.

No, there was no chance on earth that Gibbs felt the same way about her, she
wasn't a red head, Jen thought but looking over she saw a small smile on his
lips before it vanished a second later.

Ziva had hidden it so well, yet Jen could tell there was something between
them. Maybe it was the way she came with Ari's death on her hands or
something else Jen had no clue.

Ziva continued to smile at her boss and soon was daydreaming about him and
her. No, she shouldn't think about that, it was already hard enough to work
with him in the same building without being attacked by a certain squadron of
butterflies.

It would be even harder after this mission was done. She had long ago decided
there should be laws against being that sexy even with gray hair.

All thoughts though would have to be put on hold though as two female eyes
caught her attention and she sighed and nudged Tony.

"Hey Tony"

"What is it now my little assassin"

Ziva turned forgetting the mission momentarily. "I am not yours Tony"

Tony looked at her not noticing Kate. "Why, you have some absurd crush on
our butler my pet, or is it that Jethro fellow" he replies jokingly.

Ziva nudged him hard and gave a fierce look at the camera hoping desperately
their covers were intact.

Did Tony know something though? No he couldn't, could he? She took a deep
breath and bit her lip before replying slowly.

Tony don't be stupid, besides we have company, and Jethro is too old and
Timothy is just I don't know, don't even start"

Tony smiled as Ziva tried desperately to get him to look at the camera.

"Sophie my little buttercup did you really need time to think of an excuse
for not liking
Jethro"

Jean Paul he is our boss and he can probably hear this little
Conversation"

As Tony remembers this little fact he shuts up abruptly to avoid any further
head slaps.

Unfortunately though someone else was watching and signaling to go to them.

NCIS HQ (MTAC):

As Gibbs hears this little conversation between his two agents he is a little
shocked by their conversation. Jethro smiled as he heard every whispered word.
Ziva actually did like him he thought surprised, but she couldn't have a
crush on him for the reasons she came up with.

Kate was clenching her fists though and McGee realized something. He quickly
pulled her away.

"Kate, you do know this is pretend?" he asked and by her look he guessed
she forgot. He turned her so her back was away from the screen and talked with
her.

Back in the Hotel:
"So my little hairy butt, if I have some absurd crush on Jethro, I want to
know where you get the idea especially since you love Jen"

At this Tony was getting nervous he had quickly realized that she would
probably guess Kate next and be right.

"Uh no my sweets, I love you sugar, Jen is a little old for me" he said
nervously and Ziva smiled just as she was grabbed.

In ABBY' lab:

Hey Kate, Tim what's up?" Abby asked and Tim started typing fast.

"Well thanks to miss 'my boyfriend is cheating on me' Tony and Ziva may
be in danger" Tim said and Abby scowled at him.

"Don't worry Kate, Tony will be fine" Abby said and smacked McGee's
arm as Kate folded her arms looking worried.

I don't know Abs what if Tony makes it but takes her instead" she said
and Tim and Abby shared a look.

It dawned on both that Kate was still thinking of the past and how close they
had all almost lost him to the plague but now Abby realized just how close her
tight knit family was and though Ziva was slightly warming to her, Kate was
her best friend, no sister.

When Abby had started jumping Kate became confused and went to try to calm
her down.

"Abs what's up?" she asked.

"OH THIS IS SO GREAT!" Abby yelled with excitement

"What ABBY" Kate threatened

"You know you like Tony" Abby said and Kate sighed and nodded.

"Yeah I do Abs, but if he doesn't make it it'll be kind of hard to tell
him" Kate said and Abby went immediately to work.

Okay this is fabulous as usual I just read the first two that you improved greatly you are the best!!!! I will post this in the next minuite or so but it may be another couple of days before I can write anymore because I have more art coursework and Religious Studies to catch up with and the weather sucks in England at the moment -2 degrees celcius while I was riding to school yesterday!!!!! Bye will write as soon as I write any more promise.

A/N: also it may take time to get the next chapter up cos i have about 9hours of homework this weekend noooo all of it important coursework but i will try to fit in more writing