A/N; Ahh. Thanks so much for all the reviews on my last chapter! It really helps me to write another one quicker x)
klpixie12, Solar-gem, me, xBlackKissx, Hawkgrrrl, missbrunettgirl, shanikwaxx, The Creative Writer, edwardandmyriam, Queen Of The Mods, tragic butterfly...you all get a cookie! -gives cookie- & i'll throw in a cupcake too, because i'm kind like that xD -gives you all a cupcake-
The cupcakes have Tom & Jerry on haha. I actually made some yesterday with them on xD
Right, so on the prologue, it was 1am, that's why Nessie said Alice was throwing her a party today lol. & then she went to bed lol incase anyone got confused as she is now waking up aha
Edit; Queen Of The Mods, aka Tasha, gets mentioning. Yes. Because she is an epic win of a person. x)

& So The Werewolf Fell In Love With The Loch Ness Monster

Chapter One

The Perfect Dress

"Nessie! Nessie! Nessie! Nessie!" I heard someone shouting, and I immediately recognised the voice as Alice.

I heard her come barging through my bedroom door, and I opened my eyes to a blinding light. I looked around at the source, squinting. Alice was standing by my window near the open curtains, the curtains that were shut a second ago.

"Aliceeee." I groaned, pulling my covers up over my head.

I felt her tug on the covers and I held them tighter. She managed to get them off me.

I sighed. "What, Alice?" I asked her, frustrated for being woken up so early. Just because she doesn't need sleep, pfft.

"You know what today is?!" she squealed, her hyper self, poking my arm repetitively.

"Uhm...let's all annoy Nessie day?" I suggested.

"No! It's your birthday, silly!" Alice rolled her eyes. "I think you're the only person ever to have forgotten their own birthday!" she laughed.

"Yes...apart from the slight fact that this isn't a real birthday, Alice." I sighed.

"Of course it is! No one says it can't be, so I say it can!" she giggled. Man, she's insane today. Though I suppose this is how she always is.

I sat up and ran my fingers through my messy bed hair. "Fine, fine. I'm up." I said, swinging my legs out of bed as she moved away. I stood up, slipping my feet into my fluffy white slippers. "So...what are our plans for today?" I sighed, knowing she had some.

Alice beamed. "Well, we're going shopping! Of course. You need an outfit. For your party. Tonight. Ooh, isn't it just so exciting?"

"Yes. I can hardly contain it." I grinned, then turned around and rolled my eyes, as I picked some clothes out to wear; black skinny jeans and a grey ,off the shoulder top, with silver rose prints on it. I grabbed my underwear and turned around to go shower.

Alice was still there, she had been watching me as I picked out what to wear. "Good choice." she grinned, as she skipped out of my bedroom.


After I had showered and got ready, I walked downstairs, only to have my arm practically yanked out of it's socket by Alice.

"There you are! You take forever!" she screamed at me, pulling me out of the door, me only just managing a quick wave to everyone.

I rolled my eyes. "Alice, you can release your death grip on my arm, you know. I'm not gonna run away."

"I wouldn't take any chances." she laughed, but let go off my arm anyway. "You're just like Bella, you!"

I sighed. "As I've been told."

We walked into the garage, and got into Alice's new red Porsche. As we were pulling out of the drive, I saw a big wolf in the trees. It looked at me and I couldn't help the beaming smile that came to my face. It happened everytime I saw him.

"Hey, Alice. Can Jake come?" I asked her.

"You really think he'd want to come shopping, Ness?"

"I don't know...maybe." I said, just hanging onto the hope of him coming, I didn't really know why I wanted him to come so badly...well...of course I did, he was my best friend...

I saw Alice raise her eyebrows in the mirror and decided to drop it. I turned around and waved at Jacob out of the back window as we drove away.


We had soon got to Seattle. What, with Alice speeding and all. Though which one of the our family doesn't? Even I've got used to the speed now. I loved driving. And cars. I, unlike, my mom, actually knew about cars, and loved them. Like Jacob I guess. Ah, Jacob. I could tell there was something more between me and him, but I didn't know what. I didn't have the slightest idea. We were just best friends that's all...weren't we? Of course we were. Though I knew deep down it was something more, and I just had to find out what it was. I mean, he was moving with us after all. Yeah, we were moving, to North Bend; it's a little place similar to Forks, but more beautiful I've been told. I mean, we had to move. It's been years that my family have lived here, someone must have noticed they weren't aging by now. But my family wouldn't take that chance, I guess that's why they mainly stayed in and visited other places instead of Forks and La Push. We were moving tonight after my party. I couldn't wait. A new place. A new life. High school. It would be awesome. Sure, I'd miss Grandad Charlie, but I knew he'd come visit often enough. Jacob was coming with us. Of course I wanted him to, more than anything, but I just couldn't understand why he would leave his pack and his friends and family for me...

I got out of the car when Alice had parked up, and looked at her as we walked, ready to ask her the question I'd be wondering about.

"Alice?"

"Yes, Nessie?"

"Um...why is Jacob coming with us tonight?" I asked her.

"Don't you want him to?"

"Yes, of course I do, it's just—"

"Ahh, this store is new!! Come on!!" Alice shrieked and dragged me in.


I came out of the changing room wearing one of the gazillions of dresses I'd tried on today. We was in the eighth dress store. The dress that I had on now was black, halter neck, and the flowing thin material came to just past my knees.

Alice shook her head. "Next one."

I sighed and went back into the changing room, pulling on the next dress, all I saw in the mirror was a flash of green as I put it on, I didn't bother looking in the mirror at myself with it on. I walked out of the changing room and Alice's jaw dropped.

"Oh my God, this is the one!" she squealed.

"The one?"

"YES! Your hair! It looks amazing!"

"But it's been like this all day?" I said, confused.

"Haven't you seen yourself?! Go back in! Go back in! Lookie!" she said, pretty much jumping up and down.

"Fine, fi—" I stopped as I had walked into the changing room and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror.

Alice was right. This was definitely the one. It was bright green, with a sort of sheen to it, it ended just above my knees, and was strapless. It hugged my newly formed curves perfectly, and I loved it. I looked up at my face, and wow, Alice wasn't wrong, my hair, what had happened to it? It looked a brighter bronze, almost red, and healthier. I think the dress emphasized the colour and everything in it. Wow. I twirled around, as I looked at my reflection in the mirror. I was in awe.

I rushed back out to Alice. "Oh my gosh, you're right! It's perfect!" I was amazed at how my voice sounded, almost as hyper as hers was.

She grinned. "I'm never wrong when it comes to this kind of stuff." she laughed. "Now...shoes." she beamed.


A/N; Right, I know it's short and basically has not much happening in this one but I'm going to bed now, and I thought I may as well upload what I've written and then do some more tomorrow and upload that x)
Next chapter will be the party hehe. & the move I think x)
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