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"Can't bite huh?"
"Nope." Willow told Buffy, "Not even a cold nibble, and not one drop of my warm blood, got added to his bodily strength."
Each Sunnydale U. Co-ed sat on her own bed in their Dorm room. The time was 2:15 AM.
Buffy asked, "So the big bad vampire's turned you on huh?"
"Oh, big time." Willow went on. "But it's not his fault or mine. He just kept getting a headache...Or maybe that was my fault, but he's just too much of a gentleman to say so."
"Spike? A gentleman?" Buffy snorted. "Yeah--right."
"Hey Summers! You're talking about the man I love!"
" Willow!"
"Yeah I know. I know. I'm being totally irrational. If those headaches hadn't happened, you'd have walked in, and found me lying here ravished, naked and dead, with the blood drained from my body; but at least I'd have stopped agonizing over Oz leaving me."
"Ravished and naked?" Buffy said, "I'm not sure if Spike's ever done that to any woman he's..."
"Hey Buffy. It's my kinky fantasy. If I do get killed by a vampire, that's how I want it."
"'Kinky fantasy'? Oh. I see. It's just a fantasy. You're not really thinking of ..."
"Of course not." Willow told her, "I did learn something from what happened with you and Angel."
"Oh? And what exactly did you learn?"
Willow smiled, "Never to have sex with a vampire."
"Right."
"It actually could lead to me being found ravished, naked and dead."
"Exactly."
They turned out the lights and got under the covers.
Willow thought, It could also lead to me being Vampire Queen of Sunnydale.
She then thought, Spike was unable to bite. If he couldn't bite me, he can't bite anybody. He might starve. Unless...
Unless I bring him my neck to nibble and take a few refreshing sips. Of course I'd have to find him first.
Find him for what? I'm thinking of letting him...? Oh I am one real kinky co-ed.
Willow the Witch then made a silent invocation.
"Lead me Dark Spirits--to the love I dread.
Who is not alive--and yet is not dead;
Who might drink my blood--as I share his bed,
'Til I'll be alive--Even though I'm dead."
She began to drift off to sleep.
