CH.2" My Plan to Have You"

Title: Once Upon A Lemon

Disclaimer: I don't own. I'm all for yaoi!

Yes, yes this is the second chappy and I have still not decided if I am going to put a lemon in this one or not...well we'll see! Lets get on with the show!pulls the curtain down also I love Sakura bashing! takes out hammer and brings it to a Sakura pin doll

Walking to the ramen shop, Naruto took it upon himself to jump on Sasuke's back and take a five second ride before Sasuke threw him off.

"Hey what gives?!" You could've just told me to get off of you instead of throwing me off!"

"I did! And what did that get me?!.. No where!"

"What ever you're still goin' to buy meh' some ramen, right?"

"Yea sure I guess..."

They arrived at the shop a few minutes later, Naruto almost dying from the walk, ordered four bowls of ramen right there.

Full and satisfied Naruto laid down his 14th bowl. Sasuke turned to look at Naruto when he realized the stack of bowls separating the two of them. Sasuke looked in his wallet after paying the cooks; he had only a coupon from a restaurant in there. Though he had almost strangled Naruto, he still adored the little kitsune.

Naruto followed Sasuke to his house and invite Naruto in.

Naruto's mouth dropped when he saw the inside of Sasuke's house. It was big and hollow, just like a haunted house only not so scary. Sasuke hadn't told Naruto his plan to get back at Sakura for all the torture she put him through and the rejection of Naruto so many times. Sasuke walked over to Naruto who was still agape as to the big house and tapped him on his shoulder. Naruto jumped a little coming out of zoning out and Sasuke held his shoulders tightly and asked.

"Do you still like Sakura, after all the hell she put you through? And even obsessing over me is getting old..."

Naruto was a little hesitant but answered without even a stutter.

"Yea yer'right and no I don't like her anymore because the only thing she wanted was you and I'm tired of getting pushed around or yelled at every time I even talk to her! You know what fuck her!"

"Good that's what I wanted to here" Sasuke grinned and moved close to Naruto, bent down to his ear and told him his plan.

They decided to do it later on that night. Sasuke sat down on his couch with Naruto playfully trying to get the remote from Sasuke.

"Hey gimme the remote! I wanna pick what channel to watch!" Naruto jumping over Sasuke's lap and reaching up his arm trying to get a hold of the device that controlled the T.V.

"No! Last time we ended up watching a reality show! Hell No, now it's my turn to pick!" Pushing Naruto on his back and pushing him into the couch to restrain him. He wanted to ravish Naruto right then and there, but he had to wait, he would be getting what he wanted soon enough. Soon Naruto... I will have you...

"Sasuke!" Naruto whined as Sasuke wouldn't let him up.

"Not until you give up and let me choose what we get to watch? If you don't...well you'll have to stay right there and I'll make you watch."

"Fine...But you're kind of crushin' me"

Naruto writhed underneath Sasuke witch made him blush slightly. He got up off Naruto and turned on the T.V. and they watched an Action movie with Jonny Depp in it. A Little While later Naruto was laying down his head on Sasuke's lap facing the TV.

It wasn't long before he was asleep. Normally this would cause 'problems' for Sasuke but right now he was to busy plotting against Sakura to let those problem's sink in. 'hmm...I can't kill her...that's illegal, are raccoon's mean? nah' that wouldn't work I'm sure it wouldn't be able to look at her face...hmm' Just then he got an idea and he had a mischievous smirk on his face he picked up the sleeping blonde bridle style and carried him to his bed room and laid him down and covered him up.

Sasuke walked back into the living room and picked up his cell phone and called Sakura's number which he never thought he would ever do.

"Hello?" Sakura answered.

"Hey Sakura could you come to my place in a while?"

"Sure Sasuke! What ever you say!" Just hearing that squeaky annoying voice almost made him gag.

"Umm... yea and could you where you mini skirt and tank top?" The thought of that made his eyes water with disgust.

"Oh, Sasuke I think it's going to rain?" Sakura asked.

"Yea bout that, I checked the whether channel and it said that we won't be having any rain tonight"

Get me off of this phone with death before I kill my self first. Was the last thought he had before Sakura said Okay and hang up with a slight giggle. He shuddered as he put the phone back in his pocket.

An hour later Sasuke went to wake up Naruto to tell him his new plan. Naruto smirked and his cheeks turned rosy red.

Then Sasuke heard a knock on the door...

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Hey that was pretty fun right? Left ya guys a little cliffy huh? Well I will update sooner if you guys leave me more reviews???... But just to let you all know there will be more smexy smut in the next chapter! So if you can wait that long? Will you? puppy eyes ok well I update here in a little bit because I'm in study hall right now. You guys are the most important to me! Skool doesn't concern me at all...--

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