Author's Note: Another idea just popped up in my head so I just decided to write this down as well before I forgot. Hope you enjoy this!

Disclaimer: I do not own My Hero Academia or any of its characters

If he didn't know any better he would've thought they would never head out. They were just taking too damn long. His other teammates that is.

"For the love of god shut the hell up Muscular." Dabi groaned. The usually level headed leader of the Vanguard Action Squad seemed to be experiencing a mental crisis.

What was up with him? He grunted but eventually complied, apparently he hadn't been too subtle about his thoughts. Not that he could give a shit.

Like an impatient child throwing a tantrum he began to kick some rocks around. Except his kicks were powerful enough to level parts of the cliffside they were standing on and started a mini avalanche. Whoops.

Apparently that startled Dabi out of his mental crisis. "Fuck Muscular! The hell is wrong with you!" He pinched the bridge of his nose and groaned, realizing the company he was with. "Why am I even asking."

"Because you love u-" Before Toga could even finish her sentence she received a pile of dirt to her eyes for her efforts. A not too subtle kick to the shins followed, courtesy of Dabi of course.

"Will you psychos all please shut up. Fuck, no wonder Shigaraki didn't want to lead you guys. Fucking freak-fest." Dabi mumbled.

The last part didn't seem to escape Toga's ears despite her wails of pains. "And you're a part of it Dabi!" She proudly announced with too much enthusiasm for someone in pain.

Apparently Twice found it an opportune time to join in on the conversation. "Indeed, a leader must accept their comrades and guide them." Not even a second later his mature personality took an 180 turn. "Insubordinate brats should be punished severely and stepped upon, nyahaha!"

Dabi rolled his eyes. "Don't lump me with you lunatics." Muscular snorted at that, edgy brat.

"What? You got something to say muscle for brains?" Dabi jabbed.

"Yeah, cuz she ain't wrong y'know. All of us here are messed up in the head in some sort of way. I call bullshit if you say otherwise."

The blue flame user narrowed a glare at him. "Oh yeah I know I'm pretty messed up, but I at least have some standards. I don't exactly get kicks off of murdering defenseless children."

Muscular shrugged at the direct jab at him. "Eh, to each their own right?"

Dabi gave a scowl at that, muttering "fucking freaks" under his breath.

"Hey! Hey muscle-bro!"

Muscular turned his head to the grating high pitched voice of Toga. "What?"

"Can I call you muscle-bro!"

"Err, sure?" He didn't exactly know how to respond to that.

"Awesome! I have so many bros now!"

Mustard groaned painfully in the distance at that while Magne and the lizard were still arguing.

"Do I even want to know who they ar-"

Before he could even finish Toga already began listing her 'bros'. "I have Dabi-bro, lizard bro, Compress-bro, Shigi-bro, Twice-bro, Mustard-bro, Kuro-bro, you, and… " She gave a quick glance at Moonfish, who was swaying side to side for some reason no one wanted to know. "... Moonfish!"

"Jeez, you did him dirty."

Toga ignored his comment and skipped on over to chat with the others, whether they wanted to or not.

Well that was a thing. At least that took his mind off of his growing impatience. Maybe he could just sneak off and start murdering some of those little shit bags. That would definitely make his day.

Not even a step into initiating his little plan Moonfish's head immediately jerked his way. He froze on the spot. Was he staring at him? He couldn't fucking tell with all that creepy BDSM shit on him.

Muscular gave an awkward wave at him. "Err, hey buddy. Fine weather tonight huh?"

He just kept staring at him with his mouth agape.

Muscular took a very small step in the opposite direction of him. "I'm just gonna head out, okay? Great."

Before he could make a run for it Moonfish finally spoke. "Get to work?"

FUCK of course he decided to talk now.

"Yeah buddy but don't tell the others okay? The early bird gets the worm right?"

Moonfish started to shake for some godforsaken reason. "Early bird… get to work?"

Muscular hesitated for a moment. "Yeah, that's what I said bu-"

"Early bird… GET TO WORK."

"Umm, I'm gonna leave now."

"EARLY BIRD… GET TO WORK!"

The shouts of Moonfish echoed throughout the night, and he was long gone before he could experience what would've happened next. Not that he wanted to find out. He shivered at the thought. His team would probably be fine, maybe.

Putting on his black cloak and mask, Muscular sprinted off to leave his team to deal with Moonfish because he sure as hell wouldn't. He had Pro Heroes to fight and kids to kill, and that was all he needed.

Author's Note:

Hope you enjoy reading this and since it's my first story ever please leave me some honest reviews. Hope you enjoyed this!