Judiro: Wow. Just, wow. I leave this new story up for a few hours, and when I come back I get 14 different e-mails saying that people have added it to their Favs, Story Alert, or left a Review. This story and I feel so loved. :'D

Disclaimer: Judiro, author of this Zemyx story, does not own Kingdom Hearts or any other aforementioned material that is in the story in any form of way or right. The only thing he has is a copy of the awesome things, but still has no rights over them.

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Zexion rolled his eyes over at the only person he knew could pull off a combination of a mullet and a Mohawk. Demyx was too busy doing a cute dance of sorts, but the violet eyed man turned his attention back to Roxas.

"So how should this be arranged?" Zexion inquired. Roxas tapped his chin in thought while he stared at the floor.

Roxas' gaze came back upon Zexion with an answer in his eyes. "Well, after you adopt Alexander, I could watch him while you're at work."

"How is that supposed to work out if you have a same work day as me?" Zexion asked.

Demyx came running over to the baby and tried to put his arms around it, like he was protecting it, but Zexion batted the blonde's hands away. The last thing he wanted was for Alexander to be dropped on his head. "No, Roxas shouldn't do it!!"

Said blonde was offended and glared at Demyx, but the sitarist kept on talking. "I am now his other father!! I should be the one to take care of him!! I want to be the distressed housewife!!"

Zexion glared at Demyx. "Demyx, we aren't even married! How the hell are you supposed to be his father?" And if anyone was to be the distressed housewife, it would certainly be Zexion. He already had a part of being quiet and angsty sometimes. Not to mention he had an extremely large vocabulary.

"Demyx, just wait until I can sort this whole ordeal out. I need time to plan and think," Zexion looked at the small child sleeping in front of them. He was so small and innocent. So vulnerable yet so cute.

Demyx was almost everywhere he looked, wasn't he?! Zexion sighed heavily as silence filled the room. It was obvious that no one wanted to disturb the baby.

That is, until a rather loud knock came from the door. "Roxas!! I need help!! The kitchen's on fire!! Again!!"

Roxas dropped his head into his hands. "My god, I'm away for a few damn minutes…" The blonde stood and rushed over to the door and quickly slipped on his shoes. "If you need any help, just remember that we're here!" was all that Roxas said before rushing outside and back to his apartment with Axel.



If that isn't more Axel in one day for the kid, I'm afraid to ask what would happen if Roxas left for an entire week… Zexion mused.

He thought of Roxas coming home to a burnt down home with Axel still trying to figure out how an extinguisher works, all the while had refused calling 911 because he wanted to 'do it himself'.

The slate haired man chuckled to himself.

"Whatcha laughin at?" Demyx asked, bending over the couch to look at his boyfriend with a huge smile.

"How much work this is going to be for us and how we might need diapers ourselves once this is all over and done with," replied Zexion.

Demyx just blinked. Twice. Then he dismissed it and resumed watching Alexander sleep with Zexion.

Everything was so peaceful, save for Roxas' rather loud cussing a few doors down.

The next day

It was 7:30 in the morning, and Demyx was already sugar high. Zexion has yet to ward off the headache that has already formed throughout his cranium.

"Yay!! Today we get to adopt!! Yay!!" The sitarist was just drowning in delight, while Zexion only hoped to get this over with and out of the way. The two men were already making their way to the convertible, but people were still shouting at Demyx for not shutting up. Go Team Spirit.

An elderly woman was on her porch sitting snugly in her rocker. She was also holding a shot gun.

Yeah, rough neighborhood ever since Demyx moved in.

Zexion was used to the weapon revealing. Hopefully little Alex would be just like them one day. What great role models they were.

Zexion rolled his eyes at the thought. The two men and the baby were in the car within a matter of minutes. As soon as they were able to get out of the drive way and onto the road, all was silent except for the humming of the car.

A beautiful sun was shining down onto the world; people were out and about, everything was normal.

As much as I wish I could say that, I can't. Whenever you get Demyx in your car, everything is anything but normal.

The sitarist had the nerve to actually count off the number of people and cars went by as he turned the radio to its loudest which caused the baby to cry which caused Zexion to cuss out loudly and make very cold and sinister threats, which caused Demyx to try to turn it off, but it failed, which caused Zexion to rip it from its socket and toss it out the window. Demyx then pouted, Zexion cussed out anyone and 

everyone, which in turn gave him road rage, making him no longer that polite driver. Demyx was trying to shut Alexander up, but that failed as he scared the child with his "funny faces".

Upon the entire racket, there were lots of horns beeping, people giving and being flipped the bird, babies crying, traffic backing up.

Zexion swore that he would stuff and gag Demyx next time they went anywhere with a baby on a highway.

Some time later….

It's been a few hours, and now Zexion was finally driving into the main part of town to go to the adoption agency.

Demyx, whom was causing commotion within the car, had been complaining about how Alex wouldn't "shut up."

This was utter chaos, and Zexion was beginning to doubt that Demyx would make a good father.

Or husband, for that matter.

The convertible parked within a good space between a humdinger and a minivan. Zexion just sat there for a few minutes as he turned the ignition off and stared, well, more like glared, at the blonde beside him.

"Will you promise to behave?" Zexion asked in a rather threatening tone.

Demyx just stared back, but took Zexion's tone quite serious. He nodded his head rather quickly. "Yeah, I promise to be good!!"

Zexion sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Dem, the last time you said that, something bad happened really quickly. Remember the incident in PETSMART?"

Demyx shuddered at the memory.

OMG. Flashback!!

A slate haired man stood there, watching as the chaos unfolded before him.

It was supposed to be a simple task: Get a new pet of Demyx's choice and leave. How hard did that sound?

Well, if you knew the crazy sitarist, then you would've known that you should never leave Demyx alone for a while after he drinks caffeinated coffee.

Birds were flying amongst the ceiling, cats and dogs were fighting and chasing one another, fish were out of their broken tanks and were flopping on the ground, small rodents were scurrying about, and people were running around screaming.



Yeeeesss, all was not well in the kingdom, so Zexion just left Demyx in the store so he wouldn't have to pay charges.

Regardless, Zexion wasn't able to avoid their grasp and he went to court with Demyx.

End Flashback

"I do not, repeat do not want another episode like that again understood?" Zexion threatened, pointing a finger at the blonde beside him.

Demyx just sat there and had his hands up as a signal of peace. "Whoa! I don't do that anymore since you switched me to de-cafe!!"

Zexion glared for another moment, but finally unlocked the doors and stepped out into the parking lot, walking over to the back door and opening it so he could remove little Alex. Demyx just stood up and stretched.

"Well, I promise to behave this time Zexion. I won't do anything dras-" The blonde stopped midsentence before squealing like a school girl. "OMG!! Look!! It's those machines that go up and down at the super market!!"

Zexion didn't have time to look at what Demyx was pointing to, as the blonde was sprinting toward another building. The slate haired man looked at what Demyx was running to, and paled. It was those little kid rides with that made small motions after you inserted the quarter.

Oh hell…..

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Judiro: Sorry for the late update. School is forcing me to get all the starting supplies and what not. .;; I know it's short, but at least it's updated!! I think….

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Much gay love to all with Demyx plushies!!