"Don't worry, you're going to love it here." Ron told Harry as they had exit the train.
"How do you know what its like?" Harry asked Ron.
"My older brothers told me all about it and how cool it was..." He said, then whispered. "Plus, they said that they know where some drug dealers, a lot of secret passages, and whores are."
"Cool." Harry said while nodding.
CUT! That is SO not Cool!
"Alright! First years follow me!" Hagrid said while waving his right hand high and walking in...the wrong direction!
"Hagrid!"
"Oopss..."
CUT!
"He's a really tall fellow alright, mate!" Ron said looking at Hagrid with wide eyes. "You were right!"
Harry nodded his head and looked around at the other first years that were walking with them. His eyes landed on a head with blond hair. The person was looking down as though nervous and in thought.
"He's very pretty." Ron said watching the same person that Harry was. Harry looked at Ron and raised an eyebrow. "He'll make a good whore to pimp..."
"What!?" Harry bith-slaps Ron. "That's my bia-tch!"
Cut!
With Draco
"What if I won't fit in?" Draco thought to himself while sighing. "...Forget it! I can always pay people to like me! Money can buy happiness!"
Cut!
Draco smiled slightly and looked forward where a middle-aged looking woman stood talking.
"I will come back out here when the dining hall is done and sorting hat is ready to sort." She said and left through the doors. As soon as she did everyone looked at each other and started talking. Draco sighed and looked around. He saw a red head and bruetnett looking at him weirdly. The red head smirked and said something to the bruetnett. He then walked over with the bruetnett following behind.
With Harry
"Ron..." Harry called his name, but was ignored. He sighed when they reached the blonde boy.
"Hey, bab-." Ron started, but didn't finish cause Draco bitch-slapped him.
"I ain't ya babe!" Draco said while placing his left hand on his hip and snapping his right hand. "Get it right!"
"..."
CUT! Why can't YOU guys get the SCRIPT right!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"So, its true. Harry Potter has come to Hogworts." The blonde said in amazement. He held his hand out to Harry, who shook it. They both gasped slightly at the electrical feeling that ran through them...and it kept running through them.
"WTF! Someone turn off the electricty! I said FREAKING MINI-SHOCK! NOT MAXIUMAL!"
CUT!
"Draco! Draco Malfoy!" Ron said in between laughs.
"I suppose you think that my name is funny." Draco said feeling pissed on the inside. "I would ask your name, but its obvoious. Red hair, freakles, and a hand me down robe, you must be a Weasly, bia-tch."
"..." I glare at Draco. "Draco, you've been changing the script again...haven't you?"
"Uh.."
"..." I raise my hand and acorn-slapped him.
"Acorn-slap..." Ron questioned. I glared at him and acron-slapped him.
"Don't Fudge around with my script anymore, got that bia-tchs!"
CUT!
With Draco
"Hm..." The hat thought. "You're very smart, cunning, and sly...Your bravery is not weak, but it isn't at its strongest...Hm..."
"Hey, I'm brave!" Draco argued in his head.
"Yes, it will develope well in Gryfindor."
"Gryfindor! That's for Pansies! I'm a Malfoy!" Draco declared proudly.
"Ah...a Malfoy...hm...I believe that Gryfindor would be best for you...but if Sylthern is what you want..." He said to Draco then yelled to the teachers. "Gryfindor!"
"What?!" Draco yelled as he stood up. Aston Kucher ran out from behind a secret wall.
"Dude, you just got punked!" He yelled to Draco, who blinked then pulled out his wand. He cast a disapperse-assholes-from-my-faces spell.
"No one punks me!"
CUT!...If anyone ask...Aston Kucher was never here...
With Draco
Draco was in a deep conversation with his best friend and house mate, Blaise Zabini, when he felt someone staring at him. He lifted his head and saw Harry staring at him. Draco tilted his head looking at Harry confused.
"What's he looking over here for?" Blaise asked Draco, who shrugged.
"I don't know, but I wish he would stop." Draco said holding back a blush. Blaise reached over and grabbed a randomly placed acorn off of the table and threw it at Harry.
"Score, it popped him right in the eye!" Blaise cheered.
...CUT
With Harry
"Harry, I know that the bloke is pretty, but really do you have to stare at him." Ron stated, irratated that Harry hadn't paid attention to a word he had said and was staring at Draco. "You did not even listening to what I said."
"Sorry Ron." Harry apologized as he stopped staring at Draco and looked at Ron while blushing slightly. "What did you say?"
"Never mind, Mate..." Ron said while shaking his head and glancing at Draco. "Prick."
"...I don't remember writing that...but the show must go on!"
(In the Morning After Sorting)
"Man! I'm sure glad that they gave us the morning off!" Ron said happily as he walked with Harry and Hermione who both had nodded in agreement. "So, what are we going to do today?"
"I don't know, what d-" Harry was interrupted, because he had got knocked down. "Mother737373! Son of a B836463! G75 Da788it!"
"What happened to the letters?" Ron asked.
"You see...we're being censored...and we're poor...we can't afford #)&(+- or anything..."
"You just used those symbols..."
"And those were my last ones..."
"Da766!"
CUT!