Suicide Squad

The Movie

"They're making a Suicide Squad movie?" Captain Boomerang blinked as they watched the trailer, looking vaguely dumbfounded.

"That REALLY doesn't look like the Wall," Tattooed Man noted, eating some bagged popcorn to try to get into the spirit of the thing.

"Tho they did get the attitude right," Deadshot noted wryly, his mask on the floor by his chair as they watched the actress plot to make super criminals expendable soldiers.

"Ah, the real Wall could kick her ass," Black Manta noted.

The villains were relaxing in Belle Reeve's rec room. Well, the non-powered villains who had privilages anyway. The powered crooks and the ones who had gotten in trouble were either in their cells or in solitary, depending.

"How the heck can they make a movie on the Squad anyway?" Harley Quinn asked plaintively. "I though this shit was all top secret."

"I forget you haven't been around too long," Deadshot noted. He continued, "The Wall finally got caught for running a government kill squad a few years back, there was even a congressional investigation. She got jailed for a bit, ironically enough, but eventually got out."

"And...?" Tattooed Man asked.

"At least some of the Squad files were part of her trial," Deadshot shrugged, "the movie guys probably got those and made up the rest."

"Guess that makes sense," Killer Frost noted as she sat in one of the chairs.

"Thought they still had you in lockdown?" Captain Boomerang wondered.

"I agreed to sign on for more missions," Killer Frost sighed. "Better than rotting in a cell."

"S'truth," Boomerang conceded.

"Oooh, ooh, there's me!" Harley Quinn pointed as she hung in a cage in the trailer. She pouted as she pulled at her shirt and looked down at her boobs, "But I don't think my breasts are that perky in real life tho."

"I think you're perky enough," Killer Frost winked.

"You really think so?" Harley asked warmly.

"Don't let Ivy catch you two flirting," Boomerang noted, smirking.

"Wait a minute," Deadshot noted as the various nobodies went by, "I'm being played by Will Fucking Smith?"

"Offended by it being a black guy?" Tattooed Man asked.

"No, because he's a shitty actor. Have you seen After Earth?" Deadshot asked plaintively.

"Point..." Tattooed Man conceded.

"Holy crap," several people breathed out when the actor playing Joker appeared.

"He's never even BEEN in the squad," Deadshot complained.

"That Jared Leto is SO dead once Joker sees this," Killer Frost opinioned.

"Think Joker will be upset?" Tattooed Man asked.

"He's being played by a skinhead in tattoos and bling," Deadshot said, "yeah, I think Joker will rip this kid a new one."

"Well, I dunno," Harley admitted. "I mean, he liked Jack Nicholson in that unauthorized Batman movie. And the Bat-Porno nearly had Mistah J dying of laughter."

"There is that," Frost conceded.

To be continued...?

Notes: Short little update. Sorry. It occurred to me that certain characters might not take the Suicide Squad movie all that well. Heh.

I'm sorta mixing comics and other canons in this, especially John Ostrander's Suicide Squad comics. Strongly recommended.