Chapter 1: Special Top Secret Delivery

Disclaimer: If you have not watched Archer, ISIS does not refer to the 'Islamic State In Syria' it refers to the spy agency in the Archer series known as the "International Secret Intelligence Service." I do NOT support the real ISIS in any way nor do I have any connection to them.

Location: New New York, Planet Express

Year: 30XX

The crew of Planet Express are all in the conference room. Fry is picking his nose, Leela is openly being disgusted by Fry's nose picking, Bender is drinking alcohol he stole from a homeless guy, Amy is brushing her hair, Zoidberg is wondering if Fry will let him eat his booger, Hermes is reading boring stuff out loud but no one is paying attention, Nibbler is sleeping at Leela's feet and Scruffy is reading the newest issue of Babes Gone Mild. Suddenly, the doors open and Professor Farnsworth walks in with a crate.

"Good news everyone!" Farnsworth exclaims "Today you will be making a delivery to the International Spy Museum, and I'll be coming with you!"

"Why are you coming with us professor?" Fry askes, and if you're wondering, he's not digging for gold anymore.

"You think we can't handle some stupid delivery to some stupid museum on our own?" Bender says in an accusatory yet lax tone.

"Yes," Farnsworth says from experience, "but that's beside the point. The reason I'm going is because of the exhibit that this package is going to. Within this box holds the symbol for the greatest international spy agency known to mankind!"

"Who's that?" Leela askes genuinely curious and glad Fry stopped picking his nose.

"MI6?" Hermes guesses.

"Spork?" Amy guesses.

"IMF?" Bender guesses.

"The Rebel Alliance?" Fry guesses.

"That's not even a spy agency you dolt!" Farnsworth snaps at Fry. "No, this is the logo for-"

Suddenly for no reason, the crate falls over and reveals a sign light blue and white sign with the letters ISIS in the center and the words 'International Secret Intelligence Service" written around it.

"Is-Is?" Fry try's to pronounce.

Farnsworth whacks Fry on the back of the head. "No you simpleton! This says ISIS. It stands for the 'International Secret Intelligence Service."

"Yeah, the readers already got that geezer." Bender says, braking the fourth wall. Thanks Bender. "No prob Merc."

"Why does that name sound familiar?" Fry wonders.

"It obviously should." Hermes says. "ISIS was one of the worst spy agencies ever! They were full of idiots who constantly argued with one another and turn simple missions into utter disasters. They were about as subtle as a train wreck carrying fine china."

"How could they call themselves the International Secret Intelligence Service if they kept up messing up?" Amy askes.

"That's the point I'm getting at, everyone knew who they were! Their allies, enemies and even social media." Hermes pulls up new articles and stories on ISIS and displays them on the giant computer monitor. "In fact, for a while they didn't even work for the government. For a time they went rogue and started dealing drugs, but they failed to even do that!"

"Why does this sound all too familiar to me…" Leela says sarcastically as she rolls her eye to look at Fry, Bender and Zoidberg trying fruitlessly to get the sign back into the- *crash*

"Woops" Fry says after he just dropped the sign.

"Uhhh." Leela sighs. Hang in there Leela.

"Yes they were a bunch of psychopathic lunatics, but they had a doctor who made inventions a lot like mine. Some were physical enhancements while others were more like doomsday devices, and I wanted to check some of them out." Farnsworth explains.

"A doctor who did physical enhancing you say?" Zoidberg says curiously, "I think I will join you as well to see what kind of a surgeon he was."

"I'm coming too." Hermes exclaims, "Seeing as how you already damaged the merchandise, I still want the full payment."

"Guess I'll tag along too." Amy says.

"Fine" Leela says, slightly irritated. "Load up what's left of the cargo and everyone get on the ship."

The sign is duct taped back together and put on the Planet Express Ship, the team gets on board and the rocket lifts off to the museum.